The fact that a second strike like that in an armed conflict is definitely a war crime should not completely negate the fact that *there is no war* and ALL the strikes are cold-blooded murder. The whole chain of command are murderers.

Cheney dead Mamdani mayor Cuomo L

CHOTINER: So you asked for a Birkin bag? KOKO: Yes. Possession Bag. CHOTINER: And you had the funds to acquire this? KOKO: No, Professor Purchase Koko Gorilla CHOTINER: That doesn't sound like the funds were justifiable. KOKO: Hostility Interviewer

the peanut inside the peanut m&m mascot should be it’s own voiced character. his only goal is to “get out” of the living shell. he does so by speaking through the m&m, trying to convince the other candies to break him out, killing his host

Me doing a lot of research and going out of my way to go to nice bakeries in Europe despite never going to bakeries in the US: “The pastries are so much better in Europe“

u know this bitch is so proud he can grow a beard

i can’t believe the guy who said it was fine to get shot got shot and were still talking about it. He said it Was fine!!

Idea: there should be “hot cubes” to heat up drinks like ice cubes cool down drinks

I got to be on my good friend @libbycwatson.com’s great podcast about the UK, What’s All This Then. We talk about the sport of Wife Carrying and listen to a song by Henry VIII that goes quite hard t.co/oWU2s2oGjk

new episode about Henry VIII with @danacbell.bsky.social, on the free feed and without ads on the patreon AND? VIDEO? on the patreon too www.patreon.com/whatsallthis...

It’s always fastest this and fastest that. Tell me when it’s three brothers who had the nicest time doing an unsupported row across the pacific, then I’ll care

Them: “Cities are all rotting hellscapes!” Cities:

I love to push a button and receive a pellet. A delicious treat for me? Might as well push it again. If it gives me a small electric shock once in a while, well, that's just the cost of doing business

Today is extra tragic because Gerry Connolly was the only guy who had the juice to become the Joe Rogan of the left

Winston Churchill rocking big bud press

I haaaate when the president opens the throttle on blowing through apparent limits. That is like my least favorite thing, government-wise

it must feel sooooo good to know your party's extension

Cannot get over what this man looks like. His glasses are so thick they actually refract his whole face. Never seen anything like it

Had a terrible dream that there's an evil man named "Gaspar Hatfield" trying to take over the country. Now I don't like Trump. Never have. But I think it's important we work with him to keep this nightmare man Mr. Hatfield from power.

You fools. He was throwing his heart out to the audience, that famous gesture that we all know and have long known,

definitely thought exxon would be a little more responsible for climate change. but they're getting absolutely owned by shell and BP. disappointed in them

Like production/writing/animation work has been at a standstill for over a year, housing prices were already out of control, and now a bunch of people are being thrust into a rental market that's openly gouging them? And there's zero talk of making anything better outside the context of the Olympics

I'm thrilled to see Los Angeles (the people) coming together to help each other, but I feel like Los Angeles (the civic entity) is crumbling in broad daylight

Saying this to all my friends to force them to watch the kid rock performance

It’s genuinely going to be so embarrassing when the rest of the world has tiktok and we don’t

Was the brink there?

Getting really into the Fast Grabbing Guys on Instagram

I’m only 35 :(

“More people have been to the surface of the moon than to these caves” yeah because the moon is cool and this is a random hole in the middle of nowhere

You’re telling me this life crisis is mid?

my theory is that the intense over-coverage of looting in the LA fires is being pushed by the LAPD and county police who, as usual, look like impudent, incompetent money-sucks

i hate these tech freaks so much. shut up about politics and go make me a little computer.

Went to my favorite LA landmark today. The Grob