I wrote a haiku: Dear Mister Rogers They are killing the helpers And our neighbors cheer

It’s so great that so many of us got away from abusive, gaslighting, narcissistic parents to be trapped in a country led by the worst fucking one. So. Great.

I don’t think people quite understand that the occupation by ICE in the Twin Cities has more or less erased non-white people from public life. They cannot safely exist in any space accessible to the public and moving between private places leaves folks vulnerable to kidnapping by armed masked goons.

I saw a worrying, but valid video explaining that the groundswell is forming to clinch the midterms for fascism. ICE is already intimidating and vandalizing cities at a war level…and it’s January. They WILL be doing everything they can to intimidate voting minorities. Especially by November... (🧵)

It’s okay. Machado knows the walking outhouse we have as “dear leader” won’t have her Nobel Prize long. When Gollum finally got his Precious, he had the same smile. Briefly.

Happy Holidays @dumb-industries.com 🎄 Thank you for hiring real (not AI) artists like me and being genuinely fantastic friends!

My youngest son is transgender. He just wants to live a gentle life and play like other kids. I’m sick of this shit.

It has just been brought to my attention that the greatest ever video in this genre is, in fact, cat jump fail vs Sail by AWOLNATION...

Had a lovely conversation with Mary Jo and Chris about the new book: #filmsky #booksky 📽 📚 @maryjopehl.bsky.social

Even if my little character got poisoned almost instantly, it made my night to be part of the trivia fun on Super Dumb Bros! Joe got in as well! @dumb-industries.com

Buy me a drink first, Atari. Geez! @dumb-industries.com

We are thissssss close to selling out - so act whilst ye can! It's a stellar lineup - even a jaded old comedy hag (takes last drag of a cigarette butt, flicks it aside) like me is excited. theparkwaytheater.com/all-events/r...

it’s the 3,035th Sunday on which I’ve been incapable of folding a fitted sheet

🎵HEAD LIKE A HOLE, BLACK AS YOUR SOUL🎵

Dandelion jelly season is back!

I’ve obtained the robe to embody the decadent cupcake that I always knew I was!

Life in summary lately.

This will feel pretty chill compared to the red corn syrup fest of The Story of Ricky last night! Everyone comedically had the consistency of Mary Jo and Bill’s jello mold they made.

I always loved that derpy, ridiculously fun game. Seeing the remastered version launching today made my entire month and YES, I pounced on the deluxe version!

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Got my ticket for Tuesday! It’s always a good time with the Mads!

And that’s no stretch.

My teenager got home from dance, walked in the room and exclaimed, “WHOA! Why is that gorilla so handsome?! GET ON THE COVER OF VOGUE!”

Finished these jellyfish pasties just in time for tonight’s show! I’ve counted 14 batteries in my costume (so far) and the show is down to a few standing room tickets. See you tonight at xBk!

ELON MUSK: "Weeeeeeee! Weeeeeeee! Look at me prance and jump!!!!! Here's a check for your election!!!!" WISCONSIN: "Bugger off, you annoying dork."

@dumb-industries.com has Matt TV keeping me company while I work on some jellyfish pasties for Saturday’s show. They don’t look like much since they’re in process, but they’re coming along! Definitely loving Matt TV. Make it a regular thing on Dumb Industries! 🙌

We see you @booker.senate.gov Thank you. Keep going.

Thank you, Senator Booker!

Coily would approve of how high they’re springing!

Prior to living my entire life exclusively online, I produced a show called Movies Are Dumb and we're finally turning it into something for the Dumb streaming-era! Watch the debut of Movies Are Dumb on April 8, featuring me, Emmy Martian and Matt Reiser riffing on YETI: GIANT OF THE 20TH CENTURY!

She’s becoming Selûne! #artnouveau

Drawing simply because I feel like it. I’ve missed doing art nouveau.

I feel like @joelawler.bsky.social could’ve used this many times!

RiffTrax added more stretch goals! I might have happy squealed a bit when I saw all the Dumb Industries goodies added!

These are the senators who collaborated with the GOP. Schumer Fetterman Cortez Masto Durbin King Shaheen Gillibrand Schatz Hassan Peters Don’t let them forget it. No peace for them.

So many Trinkets! #kitties #trinkydink

Stoked to see all of them in May!

The world really sucks right now. Luckily, RiffTrax is there to help us escape Craptopia for a while!

This is WONDERFUL! Thank you Senate Democrats.

I’m on a trading card!! I’m going to say this means I’ve made it as a burlesque performer.

where is egg?? too many money to have!!?!

People were pouring their hearts out yesterday to save the lives of their loved ones and themselves. The republicans instead played bingo with their pleas. When we say the GOP is soulless, this is exactly what we mean. Then they claim they’re the party for “life”. Fuck all of them.

Hey everyone -- Moms of Liberty and Dept of Education launched a snitch line portal today to rat out teachers and anyone promoting anything DEI. FLOOD THE PORTAL Spam the hell out of it. Pass it on! It works! enddei.ed.gov

Today was apparently the largest protest in IA history. Over 140 people were signed up to speak against taking away the rights of trans people. They cut the mics after 20 of our people, then rushed it through the senate and house, despite the opposition. Fuck. Iowa. THIS IS NOT DEMOCRACY.

I adore her.

After protesting at the Capitol and while still text banking to oppose anti-trans legislation, I’m glad @dumb-industries.com has Super Dumb Bros to give some needed laughs! I’m emotionally exhausted after today.

My friends and I accompanied another friend of ours who felt ready to leave, then we saw this walking in. The East Village of Des Moines had an actual group of white supremacists marching the streets this past weekend and cops did nothing. This here? For stopping peaceful protestors. ACAB.

Today we packed the Iowa Capitol to protest HSB 242 which would remove transgender people from our civil rights code. Apparently, our voices bothered them and made it hard for them to focus. Good. Now to go back tomorrow and Thursday since the GOP’s obsession with genitals knows no bounds. 😡

@joelawler.bsky.social and I are spending our Friday evening collectively swooning over Jessica Walter. 🤤🔥 @maryjopehl.bsky.social @dumb-industries.com @chris.dumb-industries.com

Can confirm it’s quickly being censored.