Even if my little character got poisoned almost instantly, it made my night to be part of the trivia fun on Super Dumb Bros! Joe got in as well! @dumb-industries.com

Buy me a drink first, Atari. Geez! @dumb-industries.com

We are thissssss close to selling out - so act whilst ye can! It's a stellar lineup - even a jaded old comedy hag (takes last drag of a cigarette butt, flicks it aside) like me is excited. theparkwaytheater.com/all-events/r...

it’s the 3,035th Sunday on which I’ve been incapable of folding a fitted sheet

🎵HEAD LIKE A HOLE, BLACK AS YOUR SOUL🎵

Dandelion jelly season is back!

I’ve obtained the robe to embody the decadent cupcake that I always knew I was!

Life in summary lately.

This will feel pretty chill compared to the red corn syrup fest of The Story of Ricky last night! Everyone comedically had the consistency of Mary Jo and Bill’s jello mold they made.

I always loved that derpy, ridiculously fun game. Seeing the remastered version launching today made my entire month and YES, I pounced on the deluxe version!

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Got my ticket for Tuesday! It’s always a good time with the Mads!

And that’s no stretch.

My teenager got home from dance, walked in the room and exclaimed, “WHOA! Why is that gorilla so handsome?! GET ON THE COVER OF VOGUE!”

Finished these jellyfish pasties just in time for tonight’s show! I’ve counted 14 batteries in my costume (so far) and the show is down to a few standing room tickets. See you tonight at xBk!

ELON MUSK: "Weeeeeeee! Weeeeeeee! Look at me prance and jump!!!!! Here's a check for your election!!!!" WISCONSIN: "Bugger off, you annoying dork."

@dumb-industries.com has Matt TV keeping me company while I work on some jellyfish pasties for Saturday’s show. They don’t look like much since they’re in process, but they’re coming along! Definitely loving Matt TV. Make it a regular thing on Dumb Industries! 🙌

We see you @booker.senate.gov Thank you. Keep going.

Thank you, Senator Booker!

Coily would approve of how high they’re springing!

Prior to living my entire life exclusively online, I produced a show called Movies Are Dumb and we're finally turning it into something for the Dumb streaming-era! Watch the debut of Movies Are Dumb on April 8, featuring me, Emmy Martian and Matt Reiser riffing on YETI: GIANT OF THE 20TH CENTURY!

She’s becoming Selûne! #artnouveau

Drawing simply because I feel like it. I’ve missed doing art nouveau.

I feel like @joelawler.bsky.social could’ve used this many times!

RiffTrax added more stretch goals! I might have happy squealed a bit when I saw all the Dumb Industries goodies added!

These are the senators who collaborated with the GOP. Schumer Fetterman Cortez Masto Durbin King Shaheen Gillibrand Schatz Hassan Peters Don’t let them forget it. No peace for them.

So many Trinkets! #kitties #trinkydink

Stoked to see all of them in May!

The world really sucks right now. Luckily, RiffTrax is there to help us escape Craptopia for a while!

This is WONDERFUL! Thank you Senate Democrats.

I’m on a trading card!! I’m going to say this means I’ve made it as a burlesque performer.

where is egg?? too many money to have!!?!

People were pouring their hearts out yesterday to save the lives of their loved ones and themselves. The republicans instead played bingo with their pleas. When we say the GOP is soulless, this is exactly what we mean. Then they claim they’re the party for “life”. Fuck all of them.

Hey everyone -- Moms of Liberty and Dept of Education launched a snitch line portal today to rat out teachers and anyone promoting anything DEI. FLOOD THE PORTAL Spam the hell out of it. Pass it on! It works! enddei.ed.gov

Today was apparently the largest protest in IA history. Over 140 people were signed up to speak against taking away the rights of trans people. They cut the mics after 20 of our people, then rushed it through the senate and house, despite the opposition. Fuck. Iowa. THIS IS NOT DEMOCRACY.

I adore her.

After protesting at the Capitol and while still text banking to oppose anti-trans legislation, I’m glad @dumb-industries.com has Super Dumb Bros to give some needed laughs! I’m emotionally exhausted after today.

My friends and I accompanied another friend of ours who felt ready to leave, then we saw this walking in. The East Village of Des Moines had an actual group of white supremacists marching the streets this past weekend and cops did nothing. This here? For stopping peaceful protestors. ACAB.

Today we packed the Iowa Capitol to protest HSB 242 which would remove transgender people from our civil rights code. Apparently, our voices bothered them and made it hard for them to focus. Good. Now to go back tomorrow and Thursday since the GOP’s obsession with genitals knows no bounds. 😡

@joelawler.bsky.social and I are spending our Friday evening collectively swooning over Jessica Walter. 🤤🔥 @maryjopehl.bsky.social @dumb-industries.com @chris.dumb-industries.com

Can confirm it’s quickly being censored.

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Why would I, a cisgender white woman in a heterosexual appearing relationship, be so enraged by what the GOP is doing? Because I’m not a bigoted asshole who hoards civil rights, Carol.

I was just thinking about this today. Let’s fucking go.

This. I’m short and loud, so I’d newsie the hell out of that job!

Very well said.

My youngest was told by a relative that they’re “too young to be trans”. I told him that he’s valid, he’s loved, and he’s safe with us. The relative will get some stern communication from us.

Not feeling so hot about celebrating Presidents' Day today? Same. Luckily, today is also National Random Acts of Kindness Day - that's something we all need more of. If you do something kind today or have a great idea of a RAK to share, bring us some joy by dropping it in the comments below!

The future is in good hands!

Goin' to a protest Monday. Made me a sign.