Chelsea Kelly
@lunamacaroon.bsky.social
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Artist. Performer. Nerd. Hobbit sized MSTie She/Her 🏳️🌈🏳️⚧️ EGOT in portrayal of extrovert
I wrote a haiku: Dear Mister Rogers They are killing the helpers And our neighbors cheer
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It’s so great that so many of us got away from abusive, gaslighting, narcissistic parents to be trapped in a country led by the worst fucking one. So. Great.
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Norm Charlatan
11 days ago
I don’t think people quite understand that the occupation by ICE in the Twin Cities has more or less erased non-white people from public life. They cannot safely exist in any space accessible to the public and moving between private places leaves folks vulnerable to kidnapping by armed masked goons.
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I saw a worrying, but valid video explaining that the groundswell is forming to clinch the midterms for fascism. ICE is already intimidating and vandalizing cities at a war level…and it’s January. They WILL be doing everything they can to intimidate voting minorities. Especially by November... (🧵)
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It’s okay. Machado knows the walking outhouse we have as “dear leader” won’t have her Nobel Prize long. When Gollum finally got his Precious, he had the same smile. Briefly.
11 days ago
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Happy Holidays
@dumb-industries.com
🎄 Thank you for hiring real (not AI) artists like me and being genuinely fantastic friends!
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My youngest son is transgender. He just wants to live a gentle life and play like other kids. I’m sick of this shit.
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about 1 month ago
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Adam Sharp
over 1 year ago
It has just been brought to my attention that the greatest ever video in this genre is, in fact, cat jump fail vs Sail by AWOLNATION...
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Alonso Duralde
2 months ago
Had a lovely conversation with Mary Jo and Chris about the new book:
#filmsky
#booksky
📽 📚
@maryjopehl.bsky.social
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🎄MST3K's Mary Jo Pehl chats with author and film critic ALONSO DURALDE about CHRISTMAS MOVIES!🎄
YouTube video by Dumb Industries
https://youtu.be/PECqStbeWIs?si=gpulbDltAV2wInbA
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Even if my little character got poisoned almost instantly, it made my night to be part of the trivia fun on Super Dumb Bros! Joe got in as well!
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8 months ago
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Buy me a drink first, Atari. Geez!
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Mary Jo Pehl
9 months ago
We are thissssss close to selling out - so act whilst ye can! It's a stellar lineup - even a jaded old comedy hag (takes last drag of a cigarette butt, flicks it aside) like me is excited.
theparkwaytheater.com/all-events/r...
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RiffTrax and Friends Comedy Night
A night of comedy with three of the stars of RiffTrax and Mystery Science Theater 3000 — Bill Corbett, Mary Jo Pehl , and Kevin Murphy . No movies or movie riffing… it’s standup, storytelling...
https://theparkwaytheater.com/all-events/rifftrax-comedy
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the Mountain Goats
9 months ago
it’s the 3,035th Sunday on which I’ve been incapable of folding a fitted sheet
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Dr. Bucky Isotope, PhD, BOFA
9 months ago
🎵HEAD LIKE A HOLE, BLACK AS YOUR SOUL🎵
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Dandelion jelly season is back!
9 months ago
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I’ve obtained the robe to embody the decadent cupcake that I always knew I was!
9 months ago
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Life in summary lately.
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9 months ago
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This will feel pretty chill compared to the red corn syrup fest of The Story of Ricky last night! Everyone comedically had the consistency of Mary Jo and Bill’s jello mold they made.
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9 months ago
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I always loved that derpy, ridiculously fun game. Seeing the remastered version launching today made my entire month and YES, I pounced on the deluxe version!
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9 months ago
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💅🍵
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10 months ago
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Got my ticket for Tuesday! It’s always a good time with the Mads!
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10 months ago
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George Takei
10 months ago
And that’s no stretch.
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My teenager got home from dance, walked in the room and exclaimed, “WHOA! Why is that gorilla so handsome?! GET ON THE COVER OF VOGUE!”
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10 months ago
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Finished these jellyfish pasties just in time for tonight’s show! I’ve counted 14 batteries in my costume (so far) and the show is down to a few standing room tickets. See you tonight at xBk!
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10 months ago
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Mrs. Betty Bowers
10 months ago
ELON MUSK: "Weeeeeeee! Weeeeeeee! Look at me prance and jump!!!!! Here's a check for your election!!!!" WISCONSIN: "Bugger off, you annoying dork."
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has Matt TV keeping me company while I work on some jellyfish pasties for Saturday’s show. They don’t look like much since they’re in process, but they’re coming along! Definitely loving Matt TV. Make it a regular thing on Dumb Industries! 🙌
10 months ago
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Morgana Moon
10 months ago
We see you
@booker.senate.gov
Thank you. Keep going.
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Thank you, Senator Booker!
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10 months ago
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Coily would approve of how high they’re springing!
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10 months ago
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Chris Gersbeck
10 months ago
Prior to living my entire life exclusively online, I produced a show called Movies Are Dumb and we're finally turning it into something for the Dumb streaming-era! Watch the debut of Movies Are Dumb on April 8, featuring me, Emmy Martian and Matt Reiser riffing on YETI: GIANT OF THE 20TH CENTURY!
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She’s becoming Selûne!
#artnouveau
10 months ago
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Drawing simply because I feel like it. I’ve missed doing art nouveau.
10 months ago
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I feel like
@joelawler.bsky.social
could’ve used this many times!
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10 months ago
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RiffTrax added more stretch goals! I might have happy squealed a bit when I saw all the Dumb Industries goodies added!
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10 months ago
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George Takei
11 months ago
These are the senators who collaborated with the GOP. Schumer Fetterman Cortez Masto Durbin King Shaheen Gillibrand Schatz Hassan Peters Don’t let them forget it. No peace for them.
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So many Trinkets!
#kitties
#trinkydink
11 months ago
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Stoked to see all of them in May!
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11 months ago
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The world really sucks right now. Luckily, RiffTrax is there to help us escape Craptopia for a while!
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11 months ago
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This is WONDERFUL! Thank you Senate Democrats.
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11 months ago
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I’m on a trading card!! I’m going to say this means I’ve made it as a burlesque performer.
11 months ago
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Bill Corbett
11 months ago
where is egg?? too many money to have!!?!
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People were pouring their hearts out yesterday to save the lives of their loved ones and themselves. The republicans instead played bingo with their pleas. When we say the GOP is soulless, this is exactly what we mean. Then they claim they’re the party for “life”. Fuck all of them.
11 months ago
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Denise Wheeler
11 months ago
Hey everyone -- Moms of Liberty and Dept of Education launched a snitch line portal today to rat out teachers and anyone promoting anything DEI. FLOOD THE PORTAL Spam the hell out of it. Pass it on! It works!
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Today was apparently the largest protest in IA history. Over 140 people were signed up to speak against taking away the rights of trans people. They cut the mics after 20 of our people, then rushed it through the senate and house, despite the opposition. Fuck. Iowa. THIS IS NOT DEMOCRACY.
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I adore her.
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11 months ago
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After protesting at the Capitol and while still text banking to oppose anti-trans legislation, I’m glad
@dumb-industries.com
has Super Dumb Bros to give some needed laughs! I’m emotionally exhausted after today.
11 months ago
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My friends and I accompanied another friend of ours who felt ready to leave, then we saw this walking in. The East Village of Des Moines had an actual group of white supremacists marching the streets this past weekend and cops did nothing. This here? For stopping peaceful protestors. ACAB.
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11 months ago
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Today we packed the Iowa Capitol to protest HSB 242 which would remove transgender people from our civil rights code. Apparently, our voices bothered them and made it hard for them to focus. Good. Now to go back tomorrow and Thursday since the GOP’s obsession with genitals knows no bounds. 😡
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@joelawler.bsky.social
and I are spending our Friday evening collectively swooning over Jessica Walter. 🤤🔥
@maryjopehl.bsky.social
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@chris.dumb-industries.com
11 months ago
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Can confirm it’s quickly being censored.
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