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Take it sloowwwww take it easy on me -- #✏️ #hollanov #heatedrivalry

bring back cowboy hat robin

Reading new manga in the Jump app and I'm calling my shot right now If Kurumizawa's Folly doesn't get killed by reader surveys, it's going to be a modern classic

replacing Batman fight onomatopoeiae with old midwestern brewery names

I truly wonder what it's like to be able to consistently play video games for more than two hours in a week

I am so tired of having to do every single task of being an adult on top of working two jobs It feels like I spent my entire weekend just doing tasks and I STILL have to put away dinner and clean the dishes

COOL SEX TIP: if you are close to orgasm, don't say "I'm close" or "I'm gonna cum"; instead, declare riichi. this way, if they get you off, you can ron, but if you have to get yourself off, you can tsumo, indirectly indicating dissatisfaction with your partner's sexual performance

there's an episode of The Simpsons where Marge tries to get a violent cartoon pulled from the airwaves, only to discover that the people backing her aren't going to stop at just the art that *she* doesn't like, and that supporting artistic freedom means accepting discomfort. It aired in 1990.

i wish naruto was like. half as good as the best naruto ops make you think naruto is

ARTISTS! if you have an old drawing tablet that doesn't have any drivers available anymore or is just unsupported now, i HIGHLY recommend checking out opentabletdriver.net my old wacom bamboo is now unsupported and you can't even get old drivers anymore, works perfectly (even in windows 11).

Hot take but this was the best button layout design and regressing back to the SNES layout post-gamecube sucks actually

I have spent all day cleaning, so now both my computer desk and craft desk are clean and organized. Laundry done and put away. Hard floors cleaned. Just gotta scoop litter, water the plants, shower, and go to the grocery store and I'm DONE with tasks for the day

I try to invest only a small amount of news for my mental health, but Buttigeg being willing to throw trans people under the bus 100% tracks with how he's always seemed like a scumbag to me. Also explains why me and my ex who campaigned for him were never going to work out

I keep getting stuck on how to handle this one scenario in my novel, because I feel like it currently stalls out a good amount in the middle. I think the solution is to change a bit in the middle, so I basically scrap the entire second half and write a new one that will flow better

I have been informed that this is the original and it’s longer and better (thanks @breewolfstuff.bsky.social!) youtu.be/nBje1yOv3rI?...

I went and saw Superman and really enjoyed it! I cried [redacted] times

Honestly this is the REAL question we should be asking

women don’t like alpha male posturing, women like when a touch of acid cuts through the richer fatty element of a dish

A buffalo wing can fix you if you believe in its power

I made the mistake of reading comments on a post about the use of "y'all" and y'all need to calm the fuck down

This is one of the coolest things I've ever seen!!!

I like being part of the women/nonbinary pinball community. Our group page is just as likely to have links to tournaments as it is recipes for things people brought to potlucks, and that's beautiful

Going to the Renaissance Faire is a perfect excuse to dress up a a cowpoke

For some reason, I think my dehydrated body DIDN'T want me to chug a glass of milk and now I do not feel great

🐊 CROCODILE LIFE! 🐊 (1/3) a short comic i drew in 2021 about an overworked & underpaid office worker's who life is 100% absolutely normal and fine. there are definitelyyyy no giant crocodiles in her house!!!

This picture is too cute to not post

Go buy Hypnospace Outlaw for cheap! One of the funniest games I've ever played and $5 is a bargain for it!

This might be my favourite cat meme of 2025 so far

The evolution of our vision of werewolves.

re: generative AI I have finally fully and accurately explained my problem with how it’s marketed and used. And now, you can use it, too.

The 3 genders, butch, femme, and vampire.

As I was walking out of the theater from Jurassic World, I overheard a kid say to their sibling "the new T-Rex is UGLY and it looks like YOU"

I'm already exhausted from working remote and dogsitting for my brother, and now I just got a call from my catsitter that our AC isn't working and we're in the middle of a heat wave Really universe? Have I not been given enough shit this week?

Gonna start referring to myself as a spinster instead of single, just for shits and giggles

Definitely feeling a sort of way about dogsitting for my brother while my whole family goes in a trip to Montana without me I asked if we could wait to book flights and lodging for like 2 weeks when it was getting planned so I could figure out work merger stuff, but my family was too antsy

OK I need to dump thoughts on Death Stranding 2, so I'm gonna put them in this thread if people want to mute it! I'm going to try and avoid spoilers, but oh man I just want to gush about the game

AND @gog.com too?!? What is happening!!!! Hypnospace Outlaw LESS THAN $5 on GOG, for Windows, Mac, and Linux: www.gog.com/en/game/hypn...

I like how this is the first day all week I haven't had suicidal ideation and instead I'm just getting the tightest, most chest-clenching anxiety over absolutely nothing I fucking hate it here

To send off pride month Chapter 1 of Watch dog is FREE on itchio until 7/1 !!!!! Everything else is 25% off 🌈 The only catch is you will want the other 2 chapters of my failgirl park ranger getting seduced by the werewolf that tried to kill her. itch.io/s/155661/fre...

It's "Make a Terrible Comic Day," and cousin, I sure tried

BANNING CALVIN AND HOBBES IS STRAIGHT UP FASCISM LET THE CHILDREN READ COMICS

Because today wants to keep kicking me in the ass, the bar messed up my dinner order and put HEAVY dressing on my salad when I always ask for it on the side (I don't like salad dressing but like dipping the piece of bread they give me in it) I really can't get a win, huh

As someone who now has to perform for an audience multiple times a week, I now fully understand how celebrities like Anthony Bourdain and Robin Williams were able to keep their mental health issues out of the limelight

Depression sucks because while I can logically understand the cause of it in myself, I cannot easily fix it and it keeps getting me down I'm going to therapy, I'm trying to give myself grace, yet every day is a lonely battle with my own brain to justify my existence

There is some kind of machine outside my office that keeps making a loud humming sound that actively hurts my ears and it's driving me up a wall

The #Yakuza brainrot CONTINUES: "What if Goromi was more in line with Majima's personal style post-Zero and also from the 1980's" was a thought I followed to it's inevitable conclusion last night 👍🏼

*beededededoop* Sam. It’s me, Die-Hardman. Wanted to let you know there’s banana bread in the kitchen. You can take a portion of this sweet cake bread anytime. Use the knife to cut off part of the loaf. You can take a full piece or a small piece depending on how hungry you are.