Nemo is a goat and I love them

United in Fuck Off, Martin.

Are we no longer trusted and treasured?

I already suggested Dumb and Dumber but apparently that’s already taken

#Eurovision: What happens now? For those interested, and if you even have the energy for it: Go and read @tomas.niallpoints.com’s final article on the contest’s current situation and it’s potential future. Feel free to share, comment and express your thoughts. 🩵💜

I am doing an appreciable fraction of my best and I think people should be happy that it's that much given The Circumstances

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You won, EBU. Enjoy the MoroccanOil money, I hope it makes you happy. Dear lord, what a sad little life EBU. You ruined #Eurovision completely so you could have the money and I hope now you can spend it on lessons in basic humanity.

United by Disgust

As Cornald Maas so eloquently said last year:

Well there we have it…

Dear Santa, I very much like to stop being depressed. Thanks, Niall.

Double helping of Tom! So great meeting @tomactually.bsky.social with @tomas.niallpoints.com earlier! One of the nicest guys, and no idea how he looks so fresh after 2 nights out and hitting the gym.

Want to know what’s humbling? Having the stranger in your hostel room who speaks very little English bring up your snoring DESPITE wearing sleep tape over your mouth.

Reunited once more @niallfulton.uk

Big love to @operazzi.bsky.social @cqedinburgh.bsky.social and @michaelfm92.bsky.social for being class company this weekend. Pleasure to see some other friends too and survive social situations!

Reunited with @tomas.niallpoints.com in TWO DAYS.

I would quite like it if my brain would cooperate and allow me to have fun without having an existential panic.

NU KÖR VI SVERIGE!!

an important update from me re @niallpoints.com. i am so lucky to have a best friend like @tomas.niallpoints.com

Hello 👋🏻 Sorry for being so quiet, we’re going to try and get back to more regular posting but for now, enjoy as @niallfulton.uk and @tomas.niallpoints.com react to Durch Die Nacht by Zoë Më!

FAINTS

Proof of life ✌️

Why’s everyone watching 2015? Have I missed something?

Anyone want anything from the shops?

I would really like to leave the house without having anxiety attacks. Also a medium sized lottery win if anyone is listening.

🕯 🕯 🕯 🕯️ 🕯 manifesting 🕯️ 🕯 🕯 🕯 🕯

Remember when all thought Trump had died. What a simpler time.

BBC News captures Doctor Who himself Sylvester McCoy at the Trump protest seemingly unaware of who they're interviewing.

Bestie the hotel was booked months ago. I already been excited!

Who ever came up with this code on my medicine information leaflet has made me day! GOOOOOOOO DRUGS!!

LA VENDA YA CAYÓÓÓÓÓÓÓÓÓÓ

We’re not a news site, but if we were this is exactly the sort of news we’d cover.

This would be great if I didn’t live in the UK where we know the BBC isn’t going to do a thing.

@dudepoints.fun thought you’d enjoy my Caffè Nero notification this morning

Just watched the Netflix catfish documentary. What the actual fuck.

What it feels like you’re having to spend when you get to Tesco and realise you’ve forgotten your reusable bags

What a ridiculous goofball. What an artist.

Montaigne fucking slapped btw.

Oooh it’s new video time! We’re still checking out Eurovision Alumni and today, @niallfulton.uk and @tomas.niallpoints.com are checking out Loreen’s collab with Dimitri Vegas and David Guetta! Are you all ready to Pum Pum?

Terrifying start to the day

Not sure if I’m watching #GBBO because I enjoy it or if I am just passing time before I can go to bed.

I have misplaced my loops and have a concert tomorrow. I’m also trying to save money. Do I: • Overnight order a replacement on Amazon • Buy cheap foam ear plugs

Now I’m officially withdrawn, the dreaded council tax office have been notified. Goodbye money 💰

Follow this simple hack to save £6 every Eurovision!

I hate how selfish people can be with parking. Blocking the only step free access to a building and a direct path to the only disabled parking space on the entire development. “I’m just moving in, I’ll be 10 minutes” I don’t give a crap mate.

The more I think about it the more I laugh at how pissed Sony must be that they only made $20m selling K Pop Demon Hunters to Netflix who now own *all* the rights. Wonderful.

I made the decision this summer to withdraw from my university course. It was having a detrimental impact on my mental health. Instead of leaving immediately, I poured my energy into my final assessments.

🚨 Scottish Government bans public grants going to Israel's arms dealers! I'm glad the First Minister has accepted this proposal from Green MSPs, but congratulations must go to @scotnational.bsky.social, Scotland's Palestinian community, GGEC and otherss for fighting so hard to make it happen.