…is this thing on?

Here’s to 2026. Here’s to optimism and positive thinking. Here’s to happiness.

The first notification I received in 2026. Thanks… I guess…

Luktelk came on shuffle earlier and ever since the first WOMP WOMP I’ve missed @dudepoints.fun more than normal.

I find it remarkable that on the day Netflix released a blockbuster (and expensive) set of episodes everyone is talking about a tiny show from Canada, which most people watched illegally, that cost a tiny % of that Netflix show.

Merry Christmas from both of us. We’ll see you soon!

Also, I have read 5 of the Heated Rivalry books in a week. I need to get back in to hockey and find myself a big strong man…

After a genuinely horrible couple of months I feel so ready to beat this thing. New meds from tomorrow, and I am so hopeful they are the start of a journey to better times.

Such Fun! Coming 2026.

Nemo is a goat and I love them

United in Fuck Off, Martin.

Are we no longer trusted and treasured?

I already suggested Dumb and Dumber but apparently that’s already taken

#Eurovision: What happens now? For those interested, and if you even have the energy for it: Go and read @tomas.niallpoints.com’s final article on the contest’s current situation and it’s potential future. Feel free to share, comment and express your thoughts. 🩵💜

I am doing an appreciable fraction of my best and I think people should be happy that it's that much given The Circumstances

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You won, EBU. Enjoy the MoroccanOil money, I hope it makes you happy. Dear lord, what a sad little life EBU. You ruined #Eurovision completely so you could have the money and I hope now you can spend it on lessons in basic humanity.

United by Disgust

As Cornald Maas so eloquently said last year:

Well there we have it…

Dear Santa, I very much like to stop being depressed. Thanks, Niall.

Double helping of Tom! So great meeting @tomactually.bsky.social with @tomas.niallpoints.com earlier! One of the nicest guys, and no idea how he looks so fresh after 2 nights out and hitting the gym.

Want to know what’s humbling? Having the stranger in your hostel room who speaks very little English bring up your snoring DESPITE wearing sleep tape over your mouth.

Reunited once more @niallfulton.uk

Big love to @operazzi.bsky.social @cqedinburgh.bsky.social and @michaelfm92.bsky.social for being class company this weekend. Pleasure to see some other friends too and survive social situations!

Reunited with @tomas.niallpoints.com in TWO DAYS.

I would quite like it if my brain would cooperate and allow me to have fun without having an existential panic.

NU KÖR VI SVERIGE!!

an important update from me re @niallpoints.com. i am so lucky to have a best friend like @tomas.niallpoints.com

Hello 👋🏻 Sorry for being so quiet, we’re going to try and get back to more regular posting but for now, enjoy as @niallfulton.uk and @tomas.niallpoints.com react to Durch Die Nacht by Zoë Më!

FAINTS

Proof of life ✌️

Why’s everyone watching 2015? Have I missed something?

Anyone want anything from the shops?

I would really like to leave the house without having anxiety attacks. Also a medium sized lottery win if anyone is listening.

🕯 🕯 🕯 🕯️ 🕯 manifesting 🕯️ 🕯 🕯 🕯 🕯

Remember when all thought Trump had died. What a simpler time.

BBC News captures Doctor Who himself Sylvester McCoy at the Trump protest seemingly unaware of who they're interviewing.

Bestie the hotel was booked months ago. I already been excited!

Who ever came up with this code on my medicine information leaflet has made me day! GOOOOOOOO DRUGS!!

LA VENDA YA CAYÓÓÓÓÓÓÓÓÓÓ

We’re not a news site, but if we were this is exactly the sort of news we’d cover.

This would be great if I didn’t live in the UK where we know the BBC isn’t going to do a thing.

@dudepoints.fun thought you’d enjoy my Caffè Nero notification this morning

Just watched the Netflix catfish documentary. What the actual fuck.

What it feels like you’re having to spend when you get to Tesco and realise you’ve forgotten your reusable bags

What a ridiculous goofball. What an artist.

Montaigne fucking slapped btw.