*frantically operating the ouija board to tell thatcher what they're saying about football violence*

Give Doctor Who a rest. Reboot Crime Traveller with a loose assemblage of British comedy talent instead.

I need to accept that I am not cool and go buy a 5 x 5 kallax like everyone else with a terrible crafting hoard.

If you wanted me to say what has ruined George for me, I say it in here.

I was initially VERY disappointed in the John Lewis unhinged bauble selection (all very normie bougie stuff tbh) but then I saw the stack of self help books. SHUT UP, IT'S CHRISTMAS. www.johnlewis.com/john-lewis-s...

If there is a bit in a FAQ that makes you go "why is this weird tidbit included" then you know that weird tidbit has been A Recurring Incident. Related: ever wondered why knitting patterns tell you to make two sleeves? Or two socks? Now you know.

New #KeepBakingPodcast is out! Featuring Jo's Top Tofu Tips, an apology to Hertfordshire Council and basic chilli crisp fangirling. #GBBO #BakeOff

So there's a bit of running order here - two consecutive routines from the early mid doldrums not sticking in the memory enough to remind you to vote #strictly

Absolutely delighted with Karen & Carlos lampshading the underlying Pygmalion narrative for female sports stars on #Strictly by KNOCKING IT OUT THE PARK to She's A Lady #pseudscorner #chinstroking #butalsoscreaming

this is the only time you'll see a bona fide musical theatre legend giving someone notes on how to be in thunderbirds more effectively #strictly

at some point i'm going to say what i noticed about George and ruin him for the rest of you too #strictly

#Strictly fun times, love to see Cynthia Erivo continuing to be a friend of the show

keith, every time i think you've scraped the nadir, you show me a previously undiscovered basement underneath it

considering bringing back sabot wearing as a trend so that i can start throwing them into the machinery

That was a lot of words for Shirley to say TOO MUCH FAFFING ABART #strictly

Hello Planet #Strictly - remember, snacks, hydrate, tea break

Exciting shop news that you probably won't notice the effects of for a while: I'm getting a studio! I will be moving design, fulfilment and R&D (faffing about) out there and there's big plans to widen the trivia tea towel range.

Mine* came today and looks bloody lovely *it is going to be the 10yo's Christmas present (he has watched some bleeped episodes but will mainly enjoy researching any unknown names and digesting the staaaaaats !!! ) Thank you :)

watching Karen Carney's jive back like whuuuuuuuuuuu #Strictly

La Voix, the spirit of saturday night, I LOVE #Strictly

Don't be a koala, says Weird Julian, as if that's anything #strictly

Girldad Jimmy Floyd Hasselbaink is VT gold #strictly

I like sitting down but lying down is my favourite too #strictly

I noticed something about George that I have been unable to unsee and it now ruins every second of screentime he has. I'm sorry to this man. #Strictly

WEIRD JULIAN moment #Strictly

thank you Alex for living up to my wild luvvie image of you #Strictly

A week one samba can go one of two ways and this is the other one #Strictly

this decades skit is quite fun although i wish i was getting a full histrionic Alone rumba #strictly

First cursed wig of the series and we've not even had a competitive dance yet. #strictly

I am here for #Strictly and cannot wait for the Paul Chuckle update

The #KeepDancingPodcast launch episode is here! Featuring legally distinct BBC dating apps, Pete and Jowita's showdance existing, and a Paul Chuckle update <3 #SCD #Strictly #StrictlyComeDancing

shit card more like etc etc

Good evening #Taskmaster sickos, I made you something xxx www.etsy.com/uk/listing/7...

go away keith

Everyone should take up more offline hobbies.

New #KeepBakingPodcast is here! Featuring an ode to short king wife guys, a plea to Kendrick Lamar, all your deep fat frying questions answered and a surprising cartoon murder bread <3 #GBBO #BakeOff soundcloud.com/keep-watchin...

(finally!) the results of my Pre-Launch Strictly Poll: ariadnereviews.com/2025/09/20/s... Who's "Doin' It For The Wimmin!"?, Who's a potential Bottom Two Goddess?, Who's got the most annoying fans? and most importantly: who's the best thirst trapper? #scd #strictly

treat yourselves to an unexpectedly poignant pirate game

Good evening #Taskmaster sickos, I made you something xxx www.etsy.com/uk/listing/7...

One day, nearly 2000 years ago, a cat dashed across some drying tiles, somewhere near Hadrian's Wall. It's immortality of a kind, isn't it?

I recapped the #SewingBee Semifinal! ariadnereviews.com/2025/09/12/s... Caz mixes up her fables, low poly colour blocking, forbidden 1920s party concepts and have you ever wondered how the 1929 election affects Tasseomancers? #gbsb

I have long suspected that carrying seasonings would make a difference to my life. In this camping cruet set I've got cinnamon in the top and the miracle dust that is tajín in the bottom. I urge you to make your own.

It Only Tuesday https://theonion.com/it-only-tuesday-1819569397/

on @keepdancingpodcast.bsky.social we've already replaced him with Paul Chuckle, get on it Aunty

🇮🇸, 🇸🇮 and 🇪🇸 all now doubting their Eurovision participation as things stand. 🇪🇸 will run its newish selection Benidorm Fest as a national TV song festival regardless of whether the broadcaster stays in Eurovision or not. (🇮🇸 TV probably doing the same with its selection)

oh get LOST government

I'm embroidering it on a tote and I'll probably do it as a patch too, for everyone else who is now taking a vibes based approach

A forest forage 🍄 🍄‍🟫

it is happening

Time was, you could pop down the National Physical Laboratory and get your sextant calibrated