it must really bother the pro-apocalypse business weirdos that the people are just doing the renewable transition on their own without them, largely driven by the much vaunted invisible hand of market forces

sometimes i'm option 1) continue posting until morale improves but sometimes i'm option 2) pause posting because wtf

ebay please mate, i am never going to click on one of these live shops, you can stop showing me them

had to remind people not to ask AI about things they might have to explain in court today

The coming together over the outrageously brazen FIFA corruption has got me all Insieme, Unite, Unite Europe

Have to say like a lot of UK small businesses I feel pretty annoyed about the 3 Euro fee for the privilege of sending orders into the EU. If only we could have somehow been part of this EU, and I wouldn't be considering quitting my perfectly good business. What a stupid island.

I know the viagra is for legitimate medical reasons but between this, the thunderstorms, the faffing about over kickoff time, the extreme likelihood that England are going to receive A Lesson, the absolute farce tension that is building up is phenomenal

Tens of thousands celebrated Budapest Pride, the first since Viktor Orbán’s ousting.

British temperature over the year as recorded in 1887 www.flickr.com/photos/briti...

During Steam Summer Sale, Chants of Sennaar is, for the very first time, avaible at a 50% discount. Just sayin' store.steampowered.com/app/1931770/...

Pals, we have some exciting #KeepDancingPodcast Strictly preview and 'what we've been watching' #KeepWatchingPodcast fun to come, but before that a quick update on our supported charity...

Frivolous good reason to continue the boycott - I am *NOT* spending my time on this green earth explaining to saturday night casuals why Canada is suddenly in the contest.

🤪🫣🫠 why did it have to be brazil 😵‍💫😓🫨

I'll see you back here tomorrow for some classic Scottish football dread!

they have to listen to Sweet Caroline all the way home on the bus now, Thomas Tuchel never goes back on a threat

The hydration break thing is already so over. A big boss tried to do a hydration break joke in our all staff thingy today and i think i heard souls leave bodies

I did want to say that Glasgow isn't all like the cheery bonhomie of the Tartan Army but then I realised I am actually thinking about stealing a traffic cone and putting it somewhere satirical about 80% of any given day.

bless your heart, sheepskin company emailing me today, timidly flogging their wares

i guess until the bond markets say it's ok for governments to allow everyone to enjoy their human rights this is what we're stuck with? sorry lads, humane treatment makes the numbers sad

ah the dread

how's the dread, Scotland?

oh christmas is it, sure fine #totp

The only thing that's stopping me casting on a very daft PM5544 (test pattern) cross stitch is that I want to go and stand in Hobbycraft with a daylight bulb to check that the colours look right.

I got to sleep through the Haiti game but I might actually have to stay up for tonight's mess

Just thought you'd enjoy this picture of early Rio de Janeiro in 1806(? I think that's what the illustration says) www.flickr.com/photos/briti...

Ah, so it's KIA who are the cowards who have failed to supply a 1/12th scale radio controlled Sportage to ferry that fancy match ball to the kick off. The KIA boffins had better be working on something SPECTACULAR (or cute) for the knockout stages

I like it when you smile at someone's bored baby in the supermarket and they smile back.

🧵 Public domain culture inspires! 🎩✂️ For our screening 📽️ of MOROCCO (1930), artist Freya Morgan remixed imagery from the film into a delightful new work: Marlene Dietrich in "Morocco": Public Domain Paper Doll Collection. 🌹 Download & create your own Marlene look 👇 archive.org/details/publ...

Guesses as to what Tuchel actually said: - "I will sell all of your kidneys if you keep being shit" - "Would you rather listen to Sweet Caroline once when you've won or ALL THE WAY HOME ON THE BUS if you've lost?" - "I am prepared to Unleash Blobby" - no words, just low rumbling growl for 10 minutes

Donning my discourse suit www.flickr.com/photos/briti...

Cute, but at what cost?

In mid 2025 I started a granny square based cardigan in hope and joyous expectation The squares were done in about a month It is now mid 2026 and I am nearly done sewing in the ends

Looking at the amount of lj veterans in that social media quote tweet thread, I have to assume that website gave us all computer toxoplasmosis and now we're all snuggling up to the giant cat of the internet regardless of its intent.

DINOSAURS ARE COOL TRANSPHOBIA IS NOT

I keep telling offline normals about the Ninja Warrior/Modern Pentathlon thing and they go 'ha ha ha, you and your stories' to the point where I think I'm making it up now

A lot of the “kids online safety” proponents actually are anti-LGBTQ extremists and fundamentalists who want kids to have less freedom and don’t care if that actually makes them tremendously less safe too

It occurs to me that Susanna Clarke‘s Piranesi is the ultimate Backrooms story.

And here it is, WE SWEAR WE DIDN'T KNOW, OK 🫠 #KeepDancingPodcast #Strictly #SCD soundcloud.com/keepdancingp...

Editing the @keepdancingpodcast.bsky.social emergency episode before it gets even more overtaken by Events

The penultimate #KeepWatchingPodcast #Taskmaster is here! Featuring Citizen Iannucci, chocolate shrinkflation and our last-minute celeb predictions for next series <3 soundcloud.com/keep-watchin...

Very proud of what I did with Official FIFA™️ merch (from Aldi)

Second day of the season and we already have the first 147. Michael Holt made it in the third frame against Mark Joyce in the China Open qualifiers. It’s the first in his career and the 242nd in pro snooker. snooker.org/event/2759 #snooker

THANKS BBC for dropping press releases that mean that I am recording podcasts while double screening the fußball

Andy Burnham stop saying stuff challenge

My overall experience of the 2020s is a sort of grotty, aggravating backwash resulting from the capture of every organisation that is in charge of stuff by brain-poisoned anti-human billionaire idiots

In my entire life I have never seen a world cup with less fan interest and media hype

I love it when artistic achievement in one field inspires artistic achievement in another I also love it when I hear a crowd absolutely lose it over what they're seeing To whit: Spain's artistic swimming team present BERGHAIN www.youtube.com/watch?v=rhYs...

New stuff in the shop! - SNOOKER tea towel, coaster, patch - the Top Flight Tea Towel for English men's football people ⚽️ - Taskmaster tea towel - 100% Vibes Based patch - Christmas number ones totallyflagulous.etsy.com

The Establishment: "hey kids, how about a future of technocratic serfdom on a dying planet where you lease the very air you breathe?" The Kids: 🖕 The Establishment: "THESE RADICAL INGRATES MUST BE STOPPED"

My subscription renewed recently and it felt great to pay for another year of content that will cost me dearly in Chris Person gadget recommendations, keep it coming