Reunited once more @niallfulton.uk

The train just made a scary noise and literally everyone in the carriage let out a little squeal 😅

And just like that, I’m on my way to Amsterdam 🤗 Also don’t mind the white plushie in my beard 🥸

Crucial question: Is it acceptable to revel in someone’s misery and pain when that certain someone is an absolute c*nt?

This happened last night and I only felt strong enough to talk about it right now cause what a travesty… Luckily I had another pack of pasta

I swear Instagram is a joke. I reported an account that was pretending to be someone else (my colleague). And I get a message saying: “this account is not breaching any of our community guidelines” and they’re not taking it down. WHY am I still on that wretched app?

Reunited with @tomas.niallpoints.com in TWO DAYS.

Something incredible has happened! I looked on Netflix to see if a movie I’ve been dying to watch is on there and… IT IS 🥳

Forgot to post this one the other day. But I love this jacket so much ❤️‍🔥

I think Red Sebastian might be pretending to be a unicorn in #TheMaskedSinger

Alan bloody Carr 🩵 WHAT A LEGEND #CelebrityTraitor

And we have our first artist! 🇨🇾 Antigoni will represent #Cyprus at #Eurovision 2026

Let’s try this again 🤗

Feeling very cool today idk 🤷🏻‍♂️

Throwback to better times in Spain 🇪🇸

Preparing myself mentally for the seemingly inevitable fact that Israel will remain. EBU is clearly desperate for these countries to return in case some of the big guns withdraw. Which means I will no longer be watching cause what is the point… #Eurovision

Geert Wilders insinuating that containers of votes have disappeared… this man is so obsessed with Trump he’s practically even dumber 🤦🏻‍♂️ I mean look at him: he even stole his look 😭

I made a shitload of pasta today and I ate it all 🍝

Congrats to The Netherlands for saying no to discrimination and yes to unification 🩵🇳🇱

Well the EBU are probably begging them to come back at this point with the possible withdrawal of some of their biggest players looming… #Eurovision

That time we got stuck in the metropolis that is Froyennes…

Mandatory airport selfie 🤗 Waiting on @cqedinburgh.bsky.social and @niallfulton.uk 🩵

Hello 🦋 people 👋🏼

Had the worst 2 days at work in a long time. It sucks when you normally love your job but one person is making it impossible to enjoy it. 😑

Forgot to post this one yesterday. But I love this vest 🩵

No shade, but seeing some these votes for the National Final Countdown you’d swear 90% of these people never saw any other selection than Melfest and Sanremo.

How the DUCK is this a real existing game??? With THAT name?! 😭 And how have I never heard of this before??? Consider my flabbers gasted… WTF

Very proud of my best friend to be so open about this! Let him be an example to everyone struggling with their mental health. We’ve all been there to some degree at some point in our lives! I know I have. Thankfully we’re reuniting in a few weeks so we can have some good times together 🩵

Controversial opinion: Taylor Swift bores me…

Oooooh 🤤

Taking a long shower when you’re ill just hits different. 🤒

Give us a minute while we SCREAM #Eurovision @niallfulton.uk @tomas.niallpoints.com

*Pretends to be shocked… #Eurovision

🇧🇪 It is my deepest wish that VRT will at some point send her to #Eurovision 👇🏼

Noooo, not Diane… 💔

My mum got stuck between the back and front seat of the car whilst trying to grab a piece of cake that was in her purse. See here the moment where she tries to get unstuck. Naturally I laughed and took a photo before helping… What are sons for, eh? 🤓 ps: she was fine btw (eventually)

Lovely night out with my friend Carmen. 🩵

How do we feel about the 5 second rule…? 🧐

This is Super Kitty. I call her this for 2 reasons: 1) she’s a cancer survivor ❤️‍🔥 2) she goes and sits in front of the supermarket near my mum’s every day waiting for people to feed her, which they always do. She’s a very hungry lady. Even tho she’s well fed by her owners who live across the street…

I have the hiccups for the second time in a few days and I’ve looked it up and turns out I may die soon cause apparently I’m gonna have a mini stroke. Thanks Google! 👍🏼

Hello 👋🏻 Sorry for being so quiet, we’re going to try and get back to more regular posting but for now, enjoy as @niallfulton.uk and @tomas.niallpoints.com react to Durch Die Nacht by Zoë Më!

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No one talk to me for 2 weeks 🥺

OMG 😭😂❤️🥹 @niallfulton.uk

Maybe I should start a cooking channel?

Normal or nah: Eating dry bread 🍞

I saw Kitty in the street this morning as I returned from the supermarket. She seemed to be lurking around and chasing what would turn out to be a little mouse. Mousy was squeaking loudly so I had to distract Kitty and help him escape… 🐈‍⬛🐭

Cowards…

Pasta in the making!

I am obsessed with this artist! Everyone should do themselves a huge favour and go stream Sadye! youtu.be/OJirtm-p5Bk?...