Just puttin’ it out there for anyone who ever gets ideas. I’m an easy keeper for any man who can: • give consistent affection • be consistently transparent (not just honest) • communicate consistently • not cheat • and keep me fed, fucked, and rested. That’s what I give. That’s what I want.

People who do everything with Chat GPT are just embarrassing. How about using your brains (or what's left of it).

*Feral noises* This cold weather has me HUNGRY for cuddles and snugs. Fuck.

I'm still here, perving and thirsting through the feeds. Definitely a highlight of my day when everything else just feels.. meh.

Everyone on this app needs to be stopped. You’re all so hot with such beautiful dicks, and I can’t touch any of them through my phone today

Yes, me liking your pics is an indication that you turn me on

He's just so ffffcking cute and nice and handsome and has a little tash and a tummy 😤

So I'm in Tampere, Finland working on a project and I might have a small crush on one of the staff there 🫠

I'm feeling a bit.. "off" at the moment. Is it the cold that's brewing in my body? The absolut chaos around me after moving? Upcoming work trip that I'm not looking forward to? Money that just flies out of my bank account? Friends I want to see but have no energy for? It's all a bit much right now.

I love watching my friends get married, merging their lives with the one they love. I just wish and hope it'll be my turn some day.

Did I bring a mirror outside to take a picture to show how fucking good I look? Maybe.

Hmmmm.... I need to be held

Just posting on here til I find my monogamous big bearded bear boyfriend who’d love me forever and I’d do the same

Post your latest bed pic 😈 Just casually going to bed 🙃

The audacity to slide in my DMs with a "Hello slutt". Lol fuck off with all of that.

Thank god you can't see the awful wallpaper up close.

When it comes to how I interact with your skeets: 1 Like = 1 Flirt

Kinda just need to be held like a baby and be given forehead kisses right now

Not to be NSFW on main but I need my hand held and my forehead kissed

There’s something interesting about how emotional needs (physical affection, affirmation, emotional support, etc) get couched as sexual in nature (praise/cuddle kink). I wonder if it means something that emotional needs have to look like sexual ones in order to be taken seriously.

It’s really a pain to have big, fat, juicy, girthy…. …feelings all the time. Mama, I am tired.

The designer of this hotel room definitely knew what they were doing when they put a big ass mirror right in front of the bed.

Guys on dating apps make me wanna kill myself low key

PSA: Israel sympathisers need not interact with me or my account. Won't ever respond to you.

I was cleaning out a shed for the move and accidentally stumbled in to wasp haven. I got bitten in the tit 😩 And ear, legs and arms 🫠 At least I'm not allergic but fuck it stings.

Everyone has those underwear that are so ugly but brings so much comfort, right? 😅 These are my ugliest!

Up bright and early for work today? Nah, let's have some of the worst stomach cramps of my life and throw in the loudest fucking thunderstorm for good measure.

That's enough thinking for today. Bring on fucking Monday 🫠

Speaking of, there's this guy that I find hot and we've been flirting on Instagram for a while and it got spicy with pics and what not. Out of nowhere, his kinks definitely came out. "Yeah, I want you to fuck me you fat pig", "fuck me with that tiny dick", "damn you cock is tiny soft", etc. 😐

Idk, maybe I'm just feeling stressed and sensitive with everything else going on. Finally got the house sold and with moving, work, anxiety over the fuckscape the world is and existential crisis.. you know, it piles up after a while.

I know it's like a thing for smaller 🦐 guys like me but SPH really isn't it for me. Can't my dick just like exist with the rest of you without making it some weird humiliation thing?

Pro: Saw a dick today! 🎉 Con: It was my uncles 🫤

- "Is that.." - "A thin crisp bread topped with sour creme, potatoes, fresh dill and delicious surströmming?" It sure is 🤤

This heatwave going on 3 weeks now is pretty great, just a shame that I need to work 😤

“Why are you so tired?” My very existence exhausts me. Hope this helps.

I fall in love with every man I swear

Fuck that felt good! Sure wish I had some company though 😮‍💨

This is pretty much what I've been doing for a week. I really should heat up the sauna tonight, I stink of mosquito repellent and, well more mosquito repellent 😅

Finally made it to my cabin, the one place I really feel like I can take a deep breath. Im practically bathed in mosquito repellent and just walking around surveying the property. I'm listening to the filthiest set of audiobooks and chubbed and hard all the time. Wish I could stay forever.

Getting naked, cuddling, and making out with a hairy man would fix me

Thinking about how I miss kissing men and feeling their bulge press against me.

I need y'all to stop complaining about the heat, right fucking now. It's been like this! FOR WEEKS! I'm fucking pissed.

I'm just gonna jerk off so I can stop being miserable and this day can finally come to an end. Happy midsummer, Hyvää Jussia, Glad Midsommar 🫂

According to my thorough studies over the year, everyone living in The Pacific northwest, Ireland, Australia and Scotland are hot and I'd gladly move (ok, not to the US) and be your boyfriend. Further evidence can be posted below 👇😘

Tolerant left? Bitch I'm intolerant as hell.

Oh don't mind me, just blocking genocide excusers/-condoners.

I'm convinced the weather gods are punishing me for not taking 6 weeks of vacation this year, only 4. It shouldn't be this cold 😩

Prepared to have my gaycard revoked but.. I don't understand Pokemon. Like, I honestly don't know how it even works? Played some games, didn't understand the fights? Had some cards, didn't get it. I like Psyduck though, he's cute, but that might just be my obsession with ducks. (Be nice plz 😥)