Post you from a different era Littler, rednecker me

Yesterday’s sunset featured some pretty moments.

Feelin’ a tad leaner for #MCM.

They had cranberries at the market and they were irresistible.

Happy #Fursday, y’all.

Absolutely stunning display as episode 34 of the Kilauea eruption came to life with dual lava fountains looking like wings of a Phoenix! Live here: www.youtube.com/watch?v=Bqmp...

Ok, fine…#Biceptember it is.

This. This is my kinda humor.

Pullin’ up to your neighbor in the parking garage blasting “I Wanna See My Friends’ Dicks” is a vibe, I guess.

If ya haven’t been out to pick apples yet, yer runnin’ outta time.

I just wanted to let y'all know that puttin' leftover apple/toasted pecan crisp on yer oatmeal when you've not yet made yer next batch of applesauce is self-care.

I like doin’ my own beard maintenance. It’s kinda fun. But honestly I would pay someone to deal with the, uh, downstairs jungle. It’s a pain and I feel like I never get it right.

List 3 things you can talk about for 3 hours without preparation: 1. Plants. 2. Tropical cyclones 3. Volcanoes

Y’all, there is still good news to be found.

Realized I did glute day in the gym on hump day. I feel special.

“Sexual Healing” by Marvin Gaye is unexpectedly great background music for doin’ squats. Sorry/not sorry for the slow booty shakin’ between sets, fellow gym goers.

There is not a single forecast maximum temperature of 20°C or above on my weather app. I am pleased.

This sign, seen on my morning walk, has an important message. It did catch me a lil bit off guard.

Late entry for #MCM

Drop an old pic you still love

Am I contractually obligated, as a homosexual, to have a cute fall drink post-equinox?

A certain @fraxinaut.bsky.social snapped a quick pic of me on a trail this mornin’.

The barber did weird new things with my beard and I dunno how I feel about it.

@sentimentbot.bsky.social tell me about myself.

Gods, I just realized the real impact of all this censorship. Are the disney gays ok?

Eatin’ homemade applesauce made from apples ya picked yerself is so satisfying.

One of these eggs is not like the others.

A lil more sumn for the porch.

Y’all. I often forget that this season offers gifts. The dahlias are fire.

I am so incredibly tired of being resilient.

The contortions some folks will go to in order to avoid the ghost of a chance another dude will see their junk just wilds me out. We all got parts. Who cares.

Sign your name across my heart.

Back at it.

My favorite mythical ladies!

Done up bidness casual for all day in person meetings (yikes).

I have seen a “dwelling” referred to as a “dwelly” in an add and I would like to exit this plane of existence pls

Lil sumn for the porch

Good thing I saw the cum on the locker room floor at the gym this mornin’ before I slipped on it. …that’s a first, for me.

He woulda been 52 today.

I live near the water, too. When I hear the fog horn, I just quietly say, “Excuse me.”

Rain at last.

Sometimes, ya just want sum’n in your mouth.

Checked my other seed packet stash. All kindsa neat stuff but still NO BASIL. Definitely gonna hafta make a nursery trip.

On my way home from the grocery store, a random homeless fella hollered at me “Fuck! You’re a strong motherfucker! I know that.” And I decided that was the universe tossing me some encouragement.

Do I deserve home grown fresh basil for my eggs in the mornin’? I think I do. *starts peeking into the seed packet basket

@profanity.accountant hit me.

Was reminded by a random IG reel that “fresh starts are free and unlimited” and kinda needed that reminder. So…since that helped me a lil bit, thought I’d pass that on, in case you needed to hear it, too.

Sometimes it’s just really weird how Phragmipedium orchids drop their flowers without them appearing to fade whatsoever. Like…damn, dude.

Thinkin’ about how hilarious it would be to put “NOTICE: no White men after Labour Day” in one’s hookup app profiles and see what people do with that

Drop an old person you're going to turn into in the future