I did it. I booked flights to see my mama in Phoenix for Xmas. Please clap.

Good mornin’

I feel really good after that workout.

Now cosplaying as a middle aged himbo.

Okay, I think I’m ready to admit that quads and glutes growing are makin’ me need to grow from medium Calvins to large. Guess I better buy a whole new set and I s’pose toss or give away the mediums or sumn.

#tbt : me, 15 years ago today. Man am I thankful I’m not still who and where I was when this picture was taken.

G’mornin’, y’all. What are we grateful for today?

Again…it’s so nice to get outside.

Last night’s lesson is…even if ya don’t feel it, go to the damn gym. You’ll feel better.

Is the end of No-Nut November called Wanksgiving?

I started w*rk this mornin’ for 0615 and then drove home from Seattle and only got home an hour ago. Someone pls fix me supper and rub my sore/tores all kindsa places…I’m a lil bit fried.

Gosh it’s nice to be outside sometimes.

I deserve good things for myself and experiences I want without hesitation and without them havin’a have some function or meaning for someone else.

Eggs with basil I grew for second breffist.

I tested positive for HIV. The public health worker who talked to me about it saw sumn in me & asked me if I might wanna do what she does. My mama says we should leave the world better’n we found it, & I saw an opening to give that my best shot. Still tryin’ to help folks survive 22 years later.

Sometimes, it’s satisfying to take a really pretty d*** pic.

Home at last.

Familiar carpet.

First leg home started.

How is it that I go a new place and get immediately bitten by a westernwear store

Noise canceling earphones are from the gods

Why am I at the airport for 0630 to fly to Albuquerque. Oh. Because I like gettin’ paid so I can eat.

This mornin’ I had a lil chat with my gym crush and felt like I needed to message him later because of the way I get awkward and lose my cool around him. Ego boost…he messaged me back and says I distract him the same way, sealed with a 🤤 emoji.

Your last saved meme is your moral philosophy

City-wide green/garden/forest roof design installations.

Remembering when I lived in such substandard housing that sometimes I hadda turn the gas stove on for heat in the winter. Then I got kittens, and the dumb one jumped into the flame for warmth and then ran across the house with a flaming tail for five seconds. What a time.

Men of a Certain Age thread. 40+ besties drop a (non nude) selfie.

Kinda feelin’ thicc Thursday.

An orchid I never thought I’d be able to grow, Miltoniopsis phalaenopsis, a species from Colómbia, blooming a second time for me this fall.

Goddamned glute day. Now I stink and I’m horny. Bah.

I freely admit that if someone offered me a good bj I’d probably say yes right now.

I got outside a bunch today and I made art today. It was a good day.

“Last Christmas” but it’s Ariana Grande singin’ about how it’s his last Christmas because she has him imprisoned in the basement and plans to put him to death on Boxing Day

Cute things in my grow tank.

The more I see and hear of other people’s relationships, the more I question why I ever wanted to be in one.

G’mornin’.

I know people get their panties in bunch over Whamageddon at the holidays, but I actually really like that song. Y’know what xmas song I can’t stand and try to avoid? “Simply Having a Wonderful Christmastime” by Paul McCartney. That song is worse than a puck biscuit.

Well, maybe some folks at the gym didn’t lift much today, but I sure af did.

Me, makin’ friends in the community: Dude on lat pull machine: *scrolling Scruff me: completes 3 sets on another machine Dude on lat pull: *scrolls Scruff me: completes 3 sets on a different machine Dude on lat pull: *scrolls Scru… me: *messages dude on late pull…Hey, you gonna lift, or…?

G’mornin’. Ain’t it weird how I can simultaneously see myself in the mirror and feel like, whew, I like this body…and take a selfie and think, well, that’s unremarkable…I got work to do.

I think we can all agree that to Republicans, last night’s elections are a beacon of NOPE.

Wow. A song comes on, and suddenly it’s 16 years ago and I’m a bright eyed young’un in Portland again for a minute.

Quarterly reminder: Be good gays and theys and do yer labs. Know yer status. Get tested. Take yer meds.

My weight is the same as it has been for the past three months (207/208) and yet I’m down a loop on my belt. Acceptable.

A first: I’ve shown up to the gym with my workout shoes and water bottle, but no workout clothes. Time for a do-over.

What a stunning day out.

Bustin’ makes me feel good 🤤

I just realized I missed out on my annual naked Halloween dance around my house to “Ghostbusters”. Fixin’ that.

Pre-Halloween drinkin’ / post Halloween drinkin’