Okay so I went full nerd and built a tool to estimate NYC co-op affordability 🙃

Mother Nature is trying to kill me (allergies)

I want a Mamma Mia summer

A friend called me a Greek stature tonight 🥰

Post skiing butt

Allbirds (yes the shoe company) is pivoting to AI infrastructure

Happy US Tax day. Friendly reminder that every dollar the US government invested in the IRS yields 6 dollars in return from better enforcement of existing tax laws

My attempt at recreating a photo I saw on instagram

I really want to invest in a dot matrix printer

I did cardio today, please clap 🥲

I have to mail a check for $3. this country is wild

I don’t think we talk about Archduke Ludwig Viktor of Austria enough

Curly or brushed?

This came on shuffle while I was at the gym day and I’m not mad at it

I’m craving a crispy cold Dr Pepper and a beach day

Thought of the day: how many booster seats do broadway theaters have?

Does anyone actually use those carts at the airport?

How come Republican women always have the gayest husbands?

You know how the plural of solicitor general is solicitors general, because general is an adjective describing the noun of solicitor from a grammar perspective, but in the Supreme Court, the justices say General not solicitor so it should be a solicitor generals. Language is weird.

I have the hiccups someone make out with me

I hate wrong coat season

The more I think about “networking” being an option on scruff the weirder it gets

My hair is so curly and bouncy this morning

My hair is so curly and bouncy this morning

My instagram explore page is wild

My therapist called me jacked today 🥰

It’s March.

“I’m surprised but I’m not surprised because I’m never surprised” - Aunt Voula #MovieQuotes

Nothing screams gay like talking on scruff to your neighbor at the gym

Goals tbh

Feeling my oatmeal, or whatever the saying is…

Am I 98% sure my mom would like the guy went on a date with more than she likes me

I’m starting to think maybe Billy Joel was wrong and we did start the fire

Fuck Confluence and Jira. I can never find what I need

Post Shower

history’s biggest red flag… was trusting your coworkers. 🗡️ #IdesOfMarch

history’s biggest red flag… was trusting your coworkers. 🗡️ #IdesOfMarch

UK series 4 of the Traitors might be the best series ever of this show

Therapy is a hell of a drug

If I didn’t already have a iPad Pro with a keyboard the MacBook Neo is seriously tempting

Why will I drag a suitcase across cobble stone streets in Europe but not the US

Ops came home commando again

The title “Special Envoy to the Shield of the Americas” sounds like something a 5 year old would come up with

Post Shower

Post skiing butt

Well fuck the bartender I like is also named Tyler

I will not forgive the Sirius-XM merger and moving "Channel 1" to Channel 2

Stop fucking make tv shows so dark it’s hard to watch during the day