I think I should be able to get snow days from work

No matter what time I wake up I always leave for the office at the same time

I just said “you got this buddy” to my self in the mirror at the gym 🫠

If you don’t want me to eavesdrop on your conversation, don’t speak so loudly right next to me.

A very formal unraveling

A very formal unraveling

“You can do it, if you are able, but we don’t recommend it” New favorite work quote

I feel tiny being alone in a king size bed

I love people watching especially at the airport

ripped yet another pair of jeans

I hate packing so much sometimes

Ok work arms

I can only assume after giving another man my insta that he decided I was too hot for me and that is reason he blocked me

I have officially lost it. I am listening to John Williams scores on YouTube before bed.

Why did I get the sudden urge to get high and watch Spaceballs?

Look I love Claudia in #TheTraitors, but Alan’s outfits are over the fucking top and I love it

It’s time

I hate how I have to go into the office yet then I have to sit here on zoom calls with headphones on because everyone else is so fucking loud

In 2004 Delta celebrated their 75th anniversary. 21 years later they were turning 100. The math ain’t mathing

This lady next to me at dinner walked over to this couple on a first date and told them how cute they are, and now they are all talking. She is now staying to have a drink with them. The man now just bought this random lady a drink.

I hate how work fades out during the year but then slams back at full force today

Next holiday I’m excited for is the Ides of March.

It’s January 3rd yet I’ve ordered delivery twice 🫠

Fuck it’s a US Federal election year

Final nude of 2025?

Final nude of 2025?

I’m in desperate need to be cuddled tonight

I’m tipsy and calling men adorable on the internet 🫠

Hear me out a browser extension that randomly declares “Tab Bankruptcy” and just closes all your tabs for you.

I just want to be naked on my couch with a man or two watching a movie and vibing, is that too much to ask for?

I want to watch every book adaptation Jacob Tierney ever does from now on

This quote about Ilya from Heated Rivalry has been swirling around my head all day. “The hot bisexual Russian has the kind of ass that the Catholic Church used to pay twinks to carve marble about.”

Honestly, I think the [Heated Rivalry/Game Changer] books are really well written, and their fast pace, yet there’s so much emotional depth in them. Sure, there’s a lot of sex, but sex drives the story forward in a way. I’ve never seen it in a romance book before.

I was gonna go to the gym, but instead I ordered a vodka chicken Parm sandwich

Happy birthday Dick Van Dyke 🥳❤️

I want to home but I’m paying $120 for a 30 minute uber

The hold heated rivalry has on me right now is insane

I think like 3/4 of all the ads I see online now are for underwear mostly thongs and jocks too

Another day another matching gym outfit

I think I need slutty little metal framed glasses

Work keeps trying to distract me from my book 😒

This is the first time a trailer for Emily in Paris got me really excited to watch this show

There is nothing slutty on a man than an open bowtie

There's a lot of talk about the steaminess of #HeatedRivalry, but there are more reasons to watch. Jacob Tierney's direction and the microexpression work of the actors is sublime — especially as mainstream American-produced streaming prioritizes "passive viewing." www.slashfilm.com/2043077/cana...

Why are all HBO shows so physical dark? Do they not want you to watch them during the day?

I feel like this video validated so many reasons why I love this movie

Kind of love to see something still running a good version of windows

Telling me to stop overthinking things actually has the opposite effect and makes me think less of you tbh