history’s biggest red flag… was trusting your coworkers. 🗡️ #IdesOfMarch

history’s biggest red flag… was trusting your coworkers. 🗡️ #IdesOfMarch

UK series 4 of the Traitors might be the best series ever of this show

Therapy is a hell of a drug

If I didn’t already have a iPad Pro with a keyboard the MacBook Neo is seriously tempting

Why will I drag a suitcase across cobble stone streets in Europe but not the US

Ops came home commando again

The title “Special Envoy to the Shield of the Americas” sounds like something a 5 year old would come up with

Post Shower

Post Shower

Post skiing butt

Post skiing butt

Well fuck the bartender I like is also named Tyler

I will not forgive the Sirius-XM merger and moving "Channel 1" to Channel 2

Stop fucking make tv shows so dark it’s hard to watch during the day

*wants to lose 5 pounds* *proceeds to eat cake as a snack today*

Ew scruff already aged me

I wonder if the second date ever happened

Ok maybe I have a thing for purple

Today's date will live forever in Olympic hockey lore. ◽️ Feb. 22, 1980: The U.S. stuns the USSR to win the Miracle on Ice ◽️ Feb. 22, 2026: The U.S. beats Canada in OT to win the gold in Milan

Tbh watching other men play anything is kind of gay

Ok maybe I have a thing for purple

I really enjoy this color combo

Fun Fact: 1 in 8 US Presidents have been named James

The universe is a cruel place. Always showing me the hottest people on my ugliest walks

Adulting means reorganizing the yogurts in your fridge by expiration date, right?

It may be time for me to trim my beard a bit

Beards are great in the winter

My parents agree with me doubles luge is more intimate then doubles figure skating or ice dancing

There are no condoms left after just three days! https://mrf.lu/3w1T

My mom told me to get over my anxiety and have more fun 🫠

Scruffy

“While he’s been on tour he’s picked up different bottom men” Commentator talking about doubles luge or gay man on tour?

Scruffy

Me to me: I do not need that domain for a side project I haven't started yet. Also me *buys it anyways* 🫠

A 40 year old won Olympic gold today, so I still have time

This Olympics let’s pour one out for Chris Mazdzer — retired from the luge but forever luging through our goon seshes

What do we think about this color?

Ops came home commando again

Turns out Sarah Pailin wasn’t the dumbest thing this country could do

I kind of keep forgetting my birthday is this month ops

Too much leg?

You’ll never know all the things you knew that you now forgot

What is the plot to this movie? I can't figure it out at all.

If hinge could stop showing my profile exclusively to 18-23 year olds that be great

This and Schitt’s Creek

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