me randomly texting my friends out of the blue about super specific things with zero context:

Do you think Trump said Tylenol is linked to autism because their owns don’t donate to him?

I’m bored so I started rewatching Scandal

Is Blondie on a rebound? Or is just the places I go?

This AI summary is sending me

Ops sorry I liked a bunch of your posts. I was scrolling and thought it was my feed.

It was such an amazing few days I can’t wait for next year

Why the fuck does Scruff need stories?

Stupidly walked in circles at the gym and now I’m dizzy

Balls, belly, and bourbon

Balls, belly, and bourbon

The gay world is scary small sometimes, but it’s nice to always know someone when going out alone

What do you mean not everyone visualizes music when they listen to it

There is no economic way #EmilyInParis doesn’t make buckets of money for Netflix.

A porn star made out with me and said I have the nicest eyes he seen

Oh yay my shoes are squeaking

I’m a disgrace to my family and ancestors. I just ordered a cappuccino after noon.

Oh look it’s me

For the love of fucking god, why do people take FaceTime calls in public on speakerphone?

Should I learn COBOL?

My date last night thinks Amtrak is a waste of government funding, so he’s cancelled

Some days I love being gay, and yet some days I’m like ugh men

Brb going to be Martin Luther

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@gaynaturists.bsky.social Mr. Bare Bear 2025 and a fun AI version made by a friend.

I just want to be naked in a pool in Tuscany. Is that too much to ask for?

Went to my usual bar night and saw the crush I’ve been convinced doesn’t like me. I literally told a friend “he runs away every time I’m near” …turned around and he was standing right there 🤦‍♂️

This working out after work thing fucking sucks

I can’t believe I’m saying this but I want a fucking cubical at the office

Still can’t believe it’s September already

Holiday workouts just hit differently

I’m only tipsy these damn straight wedding pours

Was the Jet2 holiday meme the song of the summer?

I smudge my glasses, making out with a man tonight :/

Feeling myself at the gym today

I love running down the stairs and feeling my pecs bounce now

Office days are so boring

I feel like I am a shy person, but when I tell people this, they are shocked. But I am starting to realize these people say that when I am not at my peak shyness because I have a "home base" to come back to, like a friend group nearby.

Tbh #TheTraitorsUS needs an all sassy bitch gay season

It was such an amazing few days I can’t wait for next year

Oh look it’s me

God I love butts and balls

Oh hi son, sorry, dad’s robe slipped a bit

I’m so excited to go back to naked camp this week

I swear this is a cocktail, but it’s cute in the tea cup

I’m sad #TheGildedAge is over so I started rewatching Downton Abbey

I broke up with a boy over brunch today how gay is that?

I always pee next to the most gorgeous cocks tbh