Saving the okeyst of dokeys for my artyest of chokeys

I took a Citibike on Friday and can personally confirm that this dumpster pushed me out into rush hour traffic on Bedford

Top 5 answers on the board. Where do you go, my lovely?

@katiehonan.bsky.social extends her journalism to beautiful story telling of her favorite sandwich and the history of an NYC neighborhood

Why must the Olympics always ruin the Olympics?!

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Due to an eviction scare last month, it's critical I'm on time for April. Please help me uplift this need anywhere & everywhere until it's meet 🙏🏽💚 $1750 Rent: Due 4/1 $250 Biopsy: Past Due* Ways to help: $maelee21 V: @ Maelee-Johnson PayPal.me/maeleeJ ko-fi.com/maedaej #neisvoid #MutualAid

Wow this is fantastic. You sign up for a virtual class and get the beading bundle in advance of the class. wanderingbull.com/shop/kits/be...

Who told Usher this is good PR?

Harry Potter tattoo regret rate is an order of magnitude higher than regret for Gender Reassignment Surgery and yet no one has been brave enough to suggest we legislate Harry Potter tattoos.

ICE ain’t nothing but state sanctioned surveillance and violence by Proud Boys

I have (what I recently learned was) an invisible disability and I’m white so I keep ending up in conversations with ppl just meeting me who think we hate the same ppl but I actually think the ppl they hate are my neighbors and I’m in solidarity with them

I keep thinking about how much time I could reclaim if Mayor Mamdani had stuck to his promise to fund our public libraries at 0.5% of the city expense budget... Alas...

If you spot ICE agents at an airport in the coming days, I’m still collecting stories and I want to hear from you. Reach me via Signal at marisakabas.04

I am not barely surviving but I am DEFINITELY not comfortable. It’s interesting that I desire to participate in mutual aid more than my more comfortable community members.

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The longest and last longest was Tallahassee, Florida to Cambria Heights in Queens, NY

hey, here's me NOT asking for money! instead, let's KEEP PRESSURING MAERSK: maskoffmaersk.com/agmtakeaction since there's no good link preview, here's a screenshot instead #maskoffmaersk

Check out @prisonculture.bsky.social's clear, timely piece about the "library budget dance" (begun by Bloomberg & done by Di Blasio & Adams) that, unfortunately, @zohrankmamdani.bsky.social is still doing &, importantly, what we NYers can do about it today prisonculture.substack.com/p/the-nyc-li...

DAY SEVEN of no meals for Courtney - she's keeping the littles fed and (barely) surviving on infrequent morsels. Absolutely abhorent. 0/150 for grocery haul. paypal.me/stillcreece85 bsky.app/profile/hoyd...

Zay is chronically ill and homeless, and frequently ends up on the streets or back in hospital, due to unmet needs. Please GENEROUSLY respond to the ongoing lack of support experienced! bsky.app/profile/zayc...

Deadly plane crash in your hometown is so devastating

Pregaming for nightclub. I’m drinking a strong cup of coffee.

⚠️ WE FOUND IT! THE DUCKLING MOTHERLOAD! LITERALLY A LOAD OF DUCKLINGS WITH THEIR MOTHER. GLORIOUS GLORIOUS BABY BIRDS KEEPING US AWAY FROM THE HORRORS!!!! 😭 😭 🪶 🐣

Chuck Norris died

Eid Mubarak to all who celebrate! This is one of my most favorite days in NYC. I love watching folks dress up and celebrate every time.

Today and this week has been emotionally rough. Add to it that Bravo is “pausing” one of my favorite distractions.

I watched every episode of last season’s RHOM. Shame on Bravo.

Honestly this Daniel Biss shit is him actively stopping ANOTHER woman’s genuine career. He should step down.

Applied to grad school twice. Rejected twice. Gonna keep on studying tho.

If he's going to get a national profile on the strength of a younger woman's campaign, I'm going to come out and say it: during his short-lived tenure as a math professor, Biss had an inappropriate romantic relationship with one of his undergraduate students. I was that student.

I am always reminded of how isolating and unrewarding being on Bluesky can be when I see all the Americans with their chronic main character syndrome discuss their issues and grievances on this platform while countless lives are being wasted and ruined thanks to their regime and its allies.

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It's literally raining oil in Tehran. This is eco-terrorism.

Bang bang

For every capitalist with a calmed nervous system, is thousands of ppls who have unmet hierarchy of needs and live in a constant state of fight or flight precarity.

Am I close to nature if my cat buries himself in my neck?

SHOULD THE U.S BLOT OUT THE SUN AND USHER IN AN AGE OF ETERNAL DARKNESS? - Gallup 2/20/26-3/5/26 NO - 41% YES - 38% UNSURE - 21%

Bang bang

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this is not an amount of money any individual or household should be able to have and we have to abolish both billionaires as a group and the economic system that makes them possible

I’d much rather have a budget deficit based on everyone having what they need than all this war spending

We got munnyyyy

I am so reliable. Venus in Scorpio in the 7th house.