My penis but w a little Santa hat

Degenerate

Christmas ornament

Every damn year fr

Don’t ask me how

Got a bunch of the fake snow stuck to my penis

Stiff as a Christmas treee fr

My dick got the same lean as the Christmas tree

Shooting ropes Of garland

Hold My hand Tell Me I’ve been good No coal for me

Mommy please hold me

I had a cat do this once. They were hiding so they could die. Helluva Christmas morning.

Best kind of necklace fr fr

Trump: I am fine. You sound beautiful and cute. How old are you? Caller: I am eight

Hard dick through the hole in my jeans

Not exactly sure how to drink out of this, but the 14yo made the best coffee mug ever in art class (and turned it into a Christmas present). Glad to see we’ve been good influences on her.

A banger

next tattoo: “misandry is my passion“

Tom cruising

Mistlehoe

Love me some heady glass

He burns my asshole every time

Bears team of destiny

Bass pro cooking w this one 🔥

I got nervous just watching him

Puka cooking in the fantasy playoffs for me rn

Seahawks jerseys are wish.com Oregon jerseys

That was *this* year?!?!?

counterpoint

Travis Kelce Worried Patrick Mahomes’s ACL Tear Will Derail ‘Harlem Shake’ Groomsmen Entrance

This was all I ever thought it was used for

Claire's doesn't do this anymore

getting my clit pierced at the old spaghetti factory

MS NOW Lures New Viewers With Rotating Gyro Spit In Corner Of Screen

the leaf

Me rn

Patrick queen make your 1/1 Nebula More valuable sir

Just a reminder that at least 600 Americans were fired for failing to show sufficient respect after Charlie Kirk's murder.

The man was literally murdered and he made it sbout himself. Hell is not hot enough.

Big time underthrow fr

Going to crush myself under the weight of hundreds of Patrick queen rookie cards

#robe #cozy #ootd

My friend jumped off a bridge once. Just once.

I’m so miserable

suckin dick yeehaw!!!

🙏🏻

Honor huff, ladies and gentlemen