I really do hate this mother fucker

Love to see this go viral. In a dark world, David Cross remains a real one.

Womp womp

Probably one of my most normie rock takes is that I think Pearl Jam is good lol

genuinely crying at this one

The White House promising to designate ANTIFA as a "terrorist organization" is really so funny when you think about it. That'd be like trying to make jealousy illegal. It's like trying to stop people from craving pizza. It's so fraudulent and stupid. I hate these people.

a bit unclear on what we are and are not allowed to say right now according to the government

this guy is incredible stupid so he just accidentally said it but based on legislation, nextdoor comments, in-person conversations, treatment in fiction, etc etc etc this is what most people think should happen to homeless people

"You do not, under any circumstances, gotta hand it to him."— Dril, the Socrates of social media

incredible

Q: My condolences on the loss of your friend Charlie Kirk. How are you holding up? TRUMP: I think very good. And by the way, right there you see all the trucks. They just started construction of the new ballroom for the White House, which is something they've been trying to get for about 150 years.

We could have done this to Trump. But we aren't a serious country.

we're never going to get effective crime control policy if you build everything off a handful of highly upsetting anecdotes. the evidence shows sentence length has basically no effect on recidivism

I don’t like to talk like this but these guys are all pussies

Hahahaha awful

his father was unavailable for comment

Starship Troopers was a documentary

My mother-in-law's face when she walks in on me watching The Adam Friedland Show.

Every day we hit a new low with this fucking guy

We used to call this stupidity. There were smart people and stupid people and we let the smart people do the things they were good at and the stupid people were taken care of and didn't need to worry about what the smart people were doing. But now we let the stupid people think they're smart.

Is there any thing more irritating and maddening than the sound of someone else's phone speakers?

Ok honestly I think your city probably sucks if Trump hasn't threatened to send the National Guard there

Just 6 years ago anti-vaxxers were a laughable fringe group. Now their victory is so total they're setting government policy. This is like if schools started teaching Flat Earth. A complete failure of education and science comms. Kids will die because we couldn't convince their parents of the truth.

Epstein ain't going away!!!!

“following rumors of his death donald trump held a press conference announcing extrajudicial killings of civilians and plans for a military invasion of an american city” is a perfectly factual headline that could be used to describe what we saw yesterday

I feel like in the 1980’s/90’s this would be a major plot point in a Tom Clancy novel, and the operation would be carried out as an off-book, illegal black op, with various characters trying to cover it up lest they face congressional hearings. Now the President just announces it.

prediction: The US military will start killing Americans in America before the end of the year.

The Trump health stuff is starting to feel like wishcasting on all sides

Remember how if a kid choked on a little plastic toy they used to stop selling the toy

It's hard to keep straight exactly what the worst thing going on, but the US health system being led by an idiot conspiracy theorist really is high up there.

every time i see a picture of him i wonder "is this a still that will get a ken burns effect during the documentary"

"the real criminal in DC is in the freakin white house" is so corny but it is completely true

Getting really into this guy again

"I must emphasize that for anyone who has lived in any big American city, these Republican men are almost indescribably pathetic." prospect.org/justice/2025...

when your brand is even too toxic for a guy who knows where shelly miscavige is

She said this about someone who threw a sandwich.

how many hours of tv does the president watch a day

Hero

I get this comparison but at the very least the Soviet people weren't being ruled over by a former game show host. That is strictly American dumbass bullshit.

Trump’s economic policy:

Any adult man who has worn a bow tie since Pee Wee Herman hit the scene will not enter the Kingdom of Heaven