8 things I hate: 1. Vandalism 2. Lists 3. Irony 4. Lists 5. Repetition F. Inconsistency

If you see this, post an album cover with a motor vehicle on it. Dead Kennedys Frankenchrist

JD's family has spent $35M on vacations. Kash Patel used a $60M FBI jet to go on a date. Trump spent $98M to golf for 24% of the days of this term. All our tax dollars. But you think single moms getting $6 a day for SNAP is the problem?

💥

Every single one of these people who have been illegally detained need to sue the government for the violation of their civil rights and every law firm that cares about our democracy needs to step up and help them do this pro bono.

To every Trump voter on SNAP, you hear Republicans calling you lazy, right? They’re saying you’re fat and that you don’t work. That’s YOUR party. They’re letting you starve while accusing you of asking for handouts you don’t deserve. Did you vote for that?

In case anyone forgot… The POTUS is a sexual predator & Republicans in Congress are covering up his involvement in a child sex trafficking ring. It ain’t gonna go away!

Yup, sometimes the trash takes itself out

Why did they quit? Because the police work for the MAYOR. Corrupt mayor = corrupt police. Non-corruptible mayor? Honest police. This is why they are leaving.

So to cap their horrible week, Senate Republicans refused a deal to reopen the government in exchange for just helping people with health insurance and now the president wants the Supreme Court to say he doesn’t have to obey the law and feed the hungry. Amazing.

$40 billion to Argentina. No Epstein files. Record-high prices. No SNAP funding. Health premiums to spike. Threats of war against multiple nations. MAGA!

Why are Republicans refusing to re-open the government?

Say it isn’t so! We’re not welcome in states with the lowest ranks in education and life expectancy. And the highest ranks in maternal mortality and crime. So unfair!

Why did the A go to the bathroom and come out an E? It had a vowel movement.

"They want everyone to know these thugs they’ve deployed to terrorize cities are battle-hardened and impervious to pain. But in court, they're such delicate flowers that if they are, say, lightly grazed by a sandwich, they are entitled to justice because of the horrific assault they have suffered."

Happy Friday Bluesky! Just a reminder, DJT has been in office almost 300 days, and WHERE ARE THE EPSTEIN FILES?

They’re stalling until he falls down the stairs. Or shits the bed. Get him now!!

💥

The sandwich guy has been acquitted. When the jury did not return a quick verdict, it looked like he might be toast. Turns out they needed to chew on it some more. www.nbcnews.com/news/amp/rcn...

Nice, the Sandwich Dude got off!!

“We suffer more in imagination than in reality.” – Seneca

The utter stupidity of pursuing a criminal trial against someone for throwing a sandwich that bounced off a bullet proof vest pissing away hundreds of thousands of dollars for this joke is the perfect encapsulation of this Administration.

💥

Great morning Tessie!!!☕☕☕🥞🥞🥞🥓🥓🥓🍓🍓🍳❤️🙏😇 Dems are rolling and the pedo is scurred! media4.giphy.com/media/v1.Y2l...

I thought he does?🤷

What? Shitting on the non-partisan experts that keep us safe is not working? www.nextgov.com/people/2025/...

💥💥💥

🔥 Gavin bringing some heat!🔥

Well, methinks Dems are FIRED UP🔥 for the Midterms, am I right? 💥

Lol, get rekt fascists

Heck yeah Mamdani!!!

As a fifth generation Californian....you're welcome America, but it'll take us all, to beat the fascists who nest in our midst.

💥

He simply handed our money to his buddy who celebrated with a giant rock concert for himself...but won't feed our own citizens.

All you anti Muslim bigots who spread nothing but the most vile hate against Mamdani, I'm here for your meltdowns and tantrums. I'm all the way petty. Your tears are sugar for my chai.

Very courageous.

An atheist, a Crossfitter, and a vegan walk into a bar. I know because they told me.

Locked and loaded, MAGAt. #DoubleMeatMagnum

I hope that poor victim of that horrible ANTIFA sandwiching can heal and maybe even forgive one day. I'm sorry the shrinkage is permanent, though.

It is a reality TV 📺 show. Unfortunately, it could be called: The Real AssClowns of DC.

Neat trick to purport to condemn antisemitism while in the same sentence calling tens of thousands of Jews stupid.

Did you hear about the man who had half his : removed? He had a ;.

If she THINKS they cheated? What about that old-fashioned thing called evidence? Probable Cause?

Where are the mega churches in time of need... haven't heard a damn thing.

North Carolina's promising youth....

When you thought you were in the club but you weren't. Women & POC only get a seat as props and camouflage.

it's time for journos to start asking Johnson meta questions "Speaker, on 5 occasions last week you said 'I haven't seen it' when asked about news events w/big implications for public policy. Do you ever read the news, and do you agree it's problematic for the Speaker to be so woefully uninformed?"