Some investigative journalism on GOP-kremlin ties would be nice. @newrepublic.com @crustnews.com @maddow.bsky.social @theguardian.com jus sayin

Charge, Arrest, Convict #PamBondi

As I put my car in reverse, I thought to myself… This takes me back.

When your Christmas greeting is actually a confession…

Someone on Trump’s staff needs to be fired for thinking this would be a good idea. 🤣🤣

Merry Christmas 🦋 Bluesky 🌲🎁⛄

Sitting beside my girlfriend, I said, 'I love you.' She asked, 'Is that you or the beer talking?' I said, 'It's just me talking to the beer.'

💥 what she said👇🏻

A little bit about myself... My hobbies include working out, staying fit, eating healthy, and lying.

If a child refuses to take a nap, is he resisting a rest?

Megyn Kelly is such a devout Christian that she doesn't skip over the first one when she's breaking the Ten Commandments.

Today I took my bro to the VA emergency room. And when I went into the bldg, I happened to see the picture of the president. 😡 I wish I had a bag of my dog shit to smear on his face. But also there was a plaque for President Obama. And I felt better...

We need more heroic warriors for justice like Fani!

What do you call a man who pours a lot of drinks? Phil.

#AmericaWantsThe #UNSCRUBBED #UNREDACTED #TrumpEpstein #PedoFILES

I hate it when I agree with Ben Shapiro 🙄

In order for America to actually heal its divisions, we need to reckon with its two original sins: the genocide of Native Americans by the initial government structures during and after the Revolution, and the deliberate sabotage of Reconstruction by the racist remnants of the South.

This is so cringe.

It's been one of those days .. treating myself to Jalapeno popper kolache IYKYK😋

My dad told me he always struggled with three subjects in school: math, and he couldn't remember the other one.

Yeah now do Kiev...

😳 oh

Trump is DERANGED 🧠🛩️

Why don't skeletons fight each other? They don't have the guts.

One week before Granddad died, we bought him a snowboard... He went downhill very quickly after that.

He’s bad at his job, so bad that I don’t need to say which job or which man and you already know.

Stoic One Liners To Help You Overcome Adversity 1. “Misfortune tests brave men.” Seneca 2. “Excellence withers without an adversary.” Seneca 3. “If it’s humanly possible, you can do it too.” Marcus Aurelius

Horrific scenes at Bondi Beach in Sydney, Australia. Terrorists fired into a crowd celebrating the first day of Hanukkah, caused widespread death and injury. In the eternal battle of good vs. evil, we must unite and stand against the dark forces trying to rip us apart. 💔🕯️🕊️

People often ask me how I smuggle chocolate into the cinema. Well... I have a few Twix up my sleeve!

A friend told me my wife and daughter look like they could be twins! I replied: Well, they were separated at birth...

Happy 100th birthday to Dick Van Dyke!

Well, I think that Trump’s dismal approval ratings and the Republican Party having no answers on health care and needing a big distraction as the deadline looms means it’s time for Trump to invade Venezuela.

I could totally hear him saying that🫤

My friend couldn't afford his water bill. So I sent him a get well soon card.

Omgosh! Kilmar Abrego Garcia, I'm so happy you've been released. I'm bawling! So sad. Can you imagine the shite he's been through? I hate this administration. I can't wait for all of them to be held accountable for these crimes! Thank you, Judge!

We were promised the Epstein files on “day one,” numerous times. What possible excuse is there to delay it any further?

"Our life is what our thoughts make it." - Marcus Aurelius

Cry harder, Youngkin.

Hundreds of kids in S Carolina are being quarantined right now because of a measles outbreak. I don’t have patience for niceties when it comes to this crap, so if you’re an anti-vaxxer, keep your damn kids at home and don’t travel for the holidays. THANK YOU FOR YOUR ATTENTION TO THIS MATTER

✋🏻I believe the survivors too!

What do you call a cold you get twice? Deja-flu.

Nothing is more dangerous than a psychopathic megalomaniac with his back against the wall...

The oligarchs want political power to advantage their businesses. The autocrat wants key businesses to be controlled by allies in service of strengthening his regime. These arrangements work out nicely for everyone until the oligarch accidentally falls out of a window.

Remember when Nick Fuentes got arrested? He has to go to a court-mandated anger management course, issue a formal apology in person to the woman he shoved down the stairs and pepper sprayed, give her $635 for the cell phone he broke, and do 75 hours of community service before January 23.  🍿

If the Democrats are victorious, it's a Blue Wave. If the Republicans are victorious, it's a Red Wave. If they ever work cooperatively, it would be a... Purple Reign.