Morning 😂

Elizabeth Banks

If I solve one of these puzzles in the first few frames, I always feel like the dog who caught the car. Now what? Hardle 4/3/2026 | 3/10 ⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛ 0️⃣0️⃣ 🟨🟨🟩⬛⬛ 2️⃣1️⃣ 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 0️⃣5️⃣ Play #hardle on hardle.org

I think about this one way too much

I do think that those lawyers and law professors who tried to fabricate a historical or legal case against birthright citizenship should be socially and professionally ostracized for their shocking cynicism and intellectual dishonesty as well as for their bald hostility to pluralist American values.

I am bothered more than I should be that the word Opossum has a picture of a racoon beside it, but otherwise, good info here! PS- Moms DO NOT reject baby birds or fawns because they smell your touch.

A Canadian mom and child held by ICE. Young men kidnapped and then tortured in El Salvador. Trump was clear from the get go about what he was planning to do. The mainstream media ignored it as "Trump being Trump." The extremist right knew what was coming. My latest: substack.com/home/post/p-...

Another (arguably even better) shot by the same LA photog, Jill Connelly, posted to her instagram. (Cropped)

Little Red Corvette - Baby, you're much too fast

Bonus seal cuteness, featuring my previous bestie.

Today they banned my book. Here’s what I want you to know: thebloggess.com/2026/03/25/t...

Out today is our paper 'Genomic history of early dogs in Europe', in which we uncover the identity of the dogs that lived in Europe before agriculture—during the Paleolithic & Mesolithic periods: doi.org/10.1038/s415.... A thread ⬇️ (10) @biouea.bsky.social @crick.ac.uk @mpi-eva-leipzig.bsky.social

I usually read Scott MacFarlane as Seth MacFarlane and have to do a little double take to make sense of things. I mean, given what we've seen these last few years, it would be far from the strangest WONK-World mashup.

A perfect example of Trump sanewashing here: He posts a deranged, extremely racist rant about sending ICE into airports to catch Somalis It is reported as a sensible move aimed at reducing queues, with a reasonable-sounding quote from him The word Somali does not even appear in the article

News I definitely know I missed from the last week. Check it out👇🏽👇🏽 #SheShed

Have they considered selling some of their senators

New GOP logo just dropped.

When the world is just spinning ..Bubbles Up .. Jimmy Buffett

Nice kick in the face to TSA agents, to assume all their training is just a joke, anyone can walk up and do their job. Can't wait for the ICE goons to decide a luggage cart is a deadly weapon and shoot up Dulles or LAX. "but, she was rolling it right towards me after calling me a goon!"

inmates running the asylum doesn't even touch how batshit crazy the most powerful people in the GOP are: www.theguardian.com/us-news/2026...

What the hell is even happening in this country??? www.theguardian.com/us-news/2026...

Cats are such graceful, majestic creatures

A tailorbird is a bird known for its remarkable ability to sew leaves together to create a nest. This process involves puncturing the edges of leaves and using plant fibers to stitch them together, creating a sturdy and camouflaged nest that protects the chicks from predators.

With an additional 6” of snow and strong winds

You put one of these, filled with crude, on the back of each of the 77,302,580 numbskulls that voted for Trump and make them march across the desert.

I copied this from someone here on BS to share with a few friends. I apologize for not reposting it. This is of huge importance to me and the planet. 💔 morethanjustparks.substack.com/p/blm-announ...

Great!!

Met a dark, skinny newt who copped an attitude when I tried to hurry them off the risky bike path. As my mother would have said (looking pointedly at me), I’ve seen that stubborn set to the jaw somewhere before…

The details here are horrific. They arrested her in Tennessee, jailed her for months, and eventually shipped her off to Fargo. She lost her home, her car and her dog. They eventually realized their mistake and put her out on the streets of Fargo on Christmas Eve. Could happen to any of us.

Eagle Harbor Lighthouse

A bit of Calypso & Archimedes

“You’re doing your part so why isn’t Elon Musk doing his?” That’s how I’d phrase it.

If they can't even tell him they won't wear whatever shoes he tells them, who thinks that any one of them will tell him "no" on important proposals?

THREAD. A collection of photographs of excellent horses and ponies I have met on walks. You will find the captions to each photo in the alt text.

I've watched 3 times... I am still hoping it's a bit. I just don't see how it can NOT be a bit?

Beautiful orange/pink sunset in the west and a full rainbow to the east 🌇🌈 Tonight from top of the St. Croix River bluffs on the Wisconsin side.

The fire at Glasgow central station is utterly devastating. Shops, homes and our transport link to England are being wiped out. I am amazed by the limited news coverage.

The love & care & indigenous wisdom that #32 Jody Potts-Joseph leads her dog team with can be seen in their handmade regalia for the #Iditarod ceremonial start. Are those *beaded*?? Do you know how long beading takes?! Seeing them adorned and honored this way made me cry 🥹 my heart money’s on her

Retired Air Force Colonel Moe Davis: “Firing Kristi Noem and replacing her with Markwayne Mullin is like shitting your pants and running home to change your shirt.” 🤣🤣😂🤣😂🤣😅🥲😮‍💨😪😥😢😭

what fresh hell

This senator is the guy who shot himself in the arm and continues to claim it was a service injury

The woke liberal cucks at Anthropic cut us off from using Claude right before we were going to ask it to generate a reason why we're invading Iran. by Pete Hegseth

OMG Tillis, still yelling, brings up that time Noem killed her dog. "I trained dogs, alright?" he yells. "You are a farmer. You should know better. You should know if you're going out to a hunting lodge and you're puttin pheasants out and you're puttin dogs out, you don't take a puppy out there!"

Alex's mom on his 38th birthday.

"Trump said he'd 'maybe' travel out to Dover Air Force Base in Delaware for the solemn dignified transfer of the troops' remains or invite the families to the White House." www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article...

feeling compelled to post this new yorker reject from years ago, for some reason

When you discover you dress like a budget hotel hallway.