This is fantastic news. Small changes like this aren't a complete solution, but it will mean fewer fatal impacts with humpback whales. 🐳

The Iranians never agreed to meet.

So this never happened. The Iranians were saying yesterday this was not going to happen. The Trump WH put out more happy talk on Friday which was dutifully reported by their favorite stenographers in the media, who do this every week. bsky.app/profile/atru...

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What a great idea!! #Epstein

Spotted in Washington DC during White House Correspondents’ Dinner weekend. Source MeidasTouch

Btw I never looked at that FIFA prize thing because it’s just so effing ridiculous, but that looks SPOOKY AF! Like a bunch of zombies trying to grab our planet. Yikes.

Nicolle Wallace show opening today…. 🤣🤣🤣🤣

FYI: @mrsbettybowers.bsky.social account has been restored. 👏

I'm crying, this is so funny, he has absolutely no idea.

Trump fumes that Supreme Court failed to deliver 'little half sentence' to save his case www.rawstory.com/trump-tariff...

@PaulRudnickNY Kash Patel is suing the Atlantic for defamation. He's also suing: - The Stop sign that ran into his car - The breathalyzer test that asked "Is this one person or a frat house?" - The 5,000 women who told him to stop standing so close - Budweiser for not making bigger bottles

Just saw 2 commenters call Kash Patel part of Trump's "Liquor Cabinet," "one of the DUI hires," and I'm 🤣🤣🤣.

Kash Patel is going after journalists for reporting facts about his corrupt and incompetent leadership. He’s unfit and should be fired.

After Kash Patel met with Senators recently, it seems obvious that he should be removed as FBI Director. Sen. Mazie Hirono asked him questions, and he refused to answer most of them. He was excessively rude and accused her of trying to create "sound bites" to fund raise for herself.

I feel like Kash Patel is going to get fired on the friday before a holiday weekend like Memorial Day so goon president can hide on his golf course for a few days and not answer questions about it.

"... immediately after the story was published, I have been inundated by additional sourcing going up to the highest levels of the government, thanking us for doing the work, providing additional corroborating information.” Sarah Fitzpatrick Atlantic Staff Writer re her recent story on Kash Patel

"Kash Patel? I barely knew him." Donald Trump next week probably

Totally agree with this: www.theguardian.com/us-news/2026...

Can't believe New York Times made Kash Patel the answer to the Wordle today.

BREAKING🚨 Trump’s FBI Director Kash Patel just used the BUREAU to investigate a New York Times reporter — because she exposed him using agents as a private security detail for his girlfriend. Her name is Elizabeth Williamson. She is a reporter for The New York Times.

Hakeem Jeffries, the House’s top Democrat, said his party may withhold support for renewing America’s warrantless surveillance powers unless Kash Patel, the FBI director, is removed. He said Democrats do not trust Mr Patel to oversee Section 702 of the Foreign Intelligence Surveillance Act... 1/2

Someone could paint a Wile E Coyote tunnel on a rock wall with an arrow that says “fake media secrets” and Kash Patel would drive his truck right into it then we’d all do the little Road Runner blep and move on with our lives.

"If Kash Patel was looking to disprove Williamson's reporting about him using government resources for personal matters, siccing his agency on a reporter for retribution is a very strange way of doing it," FPF's Seth Stern said. More in @reason.com:

The Obvious.. Atlantic writer sued by Kash Patel says she’s been ‘inundated’ with new sources corroborating her reporting www.independent.co.uk/news/world/a...

Atlantic writer sued by Kash Patel says she’s been ‘inundated’ with new sources www.independent.co.uk/news/world/a...

Kash Patel Was Instrumental In Resolving Two Criminal Matters

Only Kash Patel could get arrested for public urination by law enforcement... ...and years later, get a job publicly urinating on law enforcement.

"I dream about Biden. That's a dream..." - Donald Trump, July 19, 2018.

Imagine if Biden kept falling asleep during pressers and had started a war causing an historic world energy crisis. And was a pedophile. wtf, @ms.now

CADC affirms Judge Moss's order blocking Trump's "invasion" EO. Biden, Obama judges in majority. Trump judge in dissent says he largely agrees with majority on merits, but doesn't matter bc class action was improper and Moss had no power to block Trump. media.cadc.uscourts.gov/opinions/doc...

Sleepy Don the Con, in real action 🎬 (NOT) Look at who sees 👀 him doing it? Look at their faces... priceless! Funny how the media l would hound Biden, for dozing off, ever so lightly. Not dis 👹🍊💩🤡🍑; he can be passed out cold asleep (snorin)... not one fukk'in word. Gosh; I hate inconsistencies!

Maybe we should ask Jake Tapper to remind us of the time that “Sleepy Joe” Biden actually nodded off during a meeting-which was NEVER Yet Tapper rushed to publish his book about how Biden was diminished and therefore unfit to be president

Pat Bagley, Salt Lake Tribune

French police probe Polymarket Paris weather bet : NPR www.npr.org/2026/04/23/n...

Prediction markets are just Bingo for people who think existential dread is a viable asset class. Change my mind (or just bet against me). 📉🎲 #PredictionMarkets #BingoCards #ABeautilMess #Kalshi #Polymarket

You can read our recent piece on the dystopian ethics of Polymarket here thewalrus.ca/prediction-m...

Cashing my Polymarket bet that insiders would be arrested for Polymarket bets about Polymarket bets.

Don Jr. has a major stake in Polymarket and Kalshi. It is inconceivable to me that most of the administration and their families aren’t doing exactly this everyday. The safest bet anyone could make is that insider trading is utterly ubiquitous.

The DOJ announced the arrest of Gannon Ken Van Dyke, a US Special Forces soldier who took part in the raid that captured Venezuelan leader Nicolás Maduro. He used classified information to place more than $30,000 in bets on Polymarket, netting about $400,000. www.cnbc.com/amp/2026/04/...

DoJ has arrested a special ops soldier that used his insider knowledge to make bets on Polymarket. abcnews.com/US/doj-arres...

Okay, who did this? 🤣🤣

‼️ Last night while you were sleeping, Senate Republicans passed a blank check of $70 BILLION dollars to fund ICE (with ZERO reforms added). Democrats offered amendments to use this money to fund health care, school meals, childcare, and reverse Republican cuts to SNAP and food assistance...

"Virginia wasn't fair, Republican voters were outnumbered." Congrats on discovering how elections work.

🚨BREAKING: A Michigan court Thursday handed voters a major win — rejecting a Republican lawsuit that sought to disenfranchise U.S. citizens living abroad. www.democracydocket.com/news-alerts/...

Republican voters were more angry and politically involved about wearing a mask than they are about child rapists and I will judge every single one of them based on that fact.

Trump is fighting total war against wokeness as his eyes close and his mouth droops