Please, my magic bean, it is very sick

Even Mississippi said no to vouchers.

He's not worth it, gal.

Stuff of nightmares.

Certainly appears moms with whistles won the Battle of Minneapolis.

Now I want to know which CNN reporter or producer doesn't know the word "sycophant."

Waffle House

Yowza.

Wait. Where have they embedded Jim Cantore?

BREAKING: I just bought the last banana in Arkansas

"Bluesky isn't sustainable" guy thinks he's out there fighting noble battles online but I bet he's never stepped foot in the comments section of a local TV station Facebook post.

Of course he did.

You know who I want to hear from? The academic advisors who have to patch a degree plan together for all these athletes transferring to their third school in three years.

Okay, Verizon. Enough is enough.

Looks like that Busfield guy had some Conway connection. collections.oldstatehouse.com/objects/3057....

Same.

🇺🇸 MINNEAPOLIS VETERAN: "They are terrorizing the population, in Afghanistan we never wore masks.” (From @statuscoupnews.bsky.social )

It's an old and obvious pattern. An unpopular president - failing on the economy and losing his grip on power at home - decides to launch a war for regime change abroad. The American people don’t want to “run” a foreign country while our leaders fail to improve life in this one.

"Well, what shall we hang? The holly, or each other?" Now that's a Christmas movie. From 'The Lion in Winter' (1968). With the brilliant Katharine Hepburn and Peter O'Toole

Enjoy some music pals. Love the guy's shirt...Adopt a Dog 😸 youtu.be/XjjT4mN-Mq0?...

I would not want to be a knee in the nfl today

Bingo.

👀 #arpx #arnews www.thv11.com/article/news...

Congress used to have the power of the purse and the power to declare war.

Oh shit waddup

@theshumater.bsky.social punchbowl.news/article/vaul...

This is an absolutely beautiful story, and beautifully written and photographed. Gift article. www.nytimes.com/interactive/...

That Arkansas State game broke my heart.

when I was young, i used to wonder how people like this would fare in life, as they didn't seem suited for gainful employment. it turns out, the internet allowed them to accumulate a massive audience of similar idiots, enriching them and turning them into a presidential advisor

The summer my daughter was 15, she participated in a science camp. And even though the camp bus dropped her off less than a half mile from our home, I had to pick her up from the bus stop. Because the camp required that parents pick up their minor children. This post is not about a bus stop.

Happy 5th anniversary to the funniest thing that’s happened in the history of ever

A couple weeks ago a friend was telling me about someone she knew who had been on maternity leave, and said she had taken "the full year." I said, "A whole year? Wow, what kind of fancy job does she have that gives her a YEAR of leave?" and my friend looked surprised & said, "... welcome to Canada?"

This was $8.99 last year.

I won't wade into the marsh in which this conversation is currently going on, but I'm happy to note that the first thing a twenty-first-century publishing entity does on receipt of a manuscript and to prepare it for eventual publication is to yank out every single double space after a period. 🤷🏻‍♂️

all the anxiety human evolution developed to help me spot bears now kicks in when i have to answer emails

It's actually remarkably easy to not ever use ChatGPT.

2025 feels like that late-stage game of monopoly where you just go round and round paying rent and utilities forever and nobody knows what the rules are anymore and everyone’s just waiting for it all to end except the one player who cheated and has all the money

Could someone please ask him to recite "I put a curse on that plane. My sister is on that plane. I put a curse on that plane that it's gonna explode, burn on fire, and fall into the sea"?

Tom Bowman has held his Pentagon press pass for 28 years. He says the Pentagon's new media policy makes it impossible to be a journalist, which means finding out what's really going on behind the scenes and not accepting wholesale what any government or administration says. n.pr/4q87Jwb

Total immersion! Televised!

Anyone else find it suspicious that the clearly deteriorating Donald Trump is having a "routine yearly checkup" at Walter Reed National Military Medical Center *6 months after* his last "routine yearly checkup" at Walter Reed National Military Medical Center? www.cbsnews.com/news/trump-w...

Another one. Arkansas bears have had enough of us. www.nwahomepage.com/news/trail-a...

It’s Banned Books Week! Did you know that Bette Greene’s YA novel “Summer of My German Soldier” was among the 100 most-challenged books of the 1990s? Read more about the most well-known work of this Parkin, Arkansas, native here: encyclopediaofarkansas.net/entries/summ...

Thirteen months seems odd. So, I guess that puts Arkansas troops in Texas through the midterm election.

Mamas, don't let your babies join the National Guard. Not right now.

Shame they didn't roll in down I-40 from Little Rock. Between the orange barrels, 18 wheelers, and the creaky bridge the entourage might have thinned out somewhat.

Jane Goodall is gone. What an amazing, full, and purposeful life. I was a tween when I read In the Shadow of Man, and it changed everything for me. She made my 1972 Arkansas world so much larger. The possibilities!

The Elaine Massacre of 1919 began September 30, 1919. Also known as the Elaine Riots. (Elaine, Arkansas is in Phillips County, south of Helena) encyclopediaofarkansas.net/entries/elai...