If anyone wants me I'll be in the wood chipper

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The fuck is this the killers ruining the vibe b4 kick off

Not taking my pain meds so I can have a pint or 3 and I already regret it pray for ol Juj, game doesn't kick off till 5 lol

The bus driver spent 10 mins fucking about only to say sorry we don't do return tickets for your area of fife and I'm really sorry but for the 10 mins bus it's £9.80, not your fault mate the world's a shit hole

Amazing work from Britain’s largest left wing media outlets. Thanks lads for what is at best a big shrug at America deliberately starving the people of a whole country because the president is a decrepit, crooked psychopath. Wonderful skillz.

" It's only online you end up screaming & shouting & being attacked by them. In real life, you have a chat, & we all kind of sigh & put up with each other."

When the Taliban or ISIS destroy ancient heritage it's proof of barbarism contrasted with European civilization. When Israel destroys ancient heritage it's just self-defense

This is the sort of stuff isis was doing and everyone got mad

My son's world in gaza is vanishing into darkness. Every second we wait, his light fades a little more. We have one final chance to save his sight, but we can't do it alone. Please, don't let him go blind. Be the miracle he's praying for. Verified by : molly shah chuffed.org/project/1624...

This is absolutely atrocious and it is not hyperbole to say that it is going to kill thousands of people.

I'm celebrating 5 years of streaming with a grand Bobathon, live now at twitch.tv/alienbob and/or youtube.com/@alien_bob/l.... Come hang out for up to 12 hours of bad games and good vibes!

Please don't scroll 🙏 Hammam is a volunteer nurse caring for the wounded daily in Gaza. His family is homeless, hungry, & lost everything his brother is ill with epilepsy & needs urgent treatment to prevent severe seizures. Any donation can help get food & medical care. chuffed.org/project/1580...

So was getting my haircut by my GF the other night and she just turns to me and go's "do you mind if I just you know free hand it instead of the clippers" Like "I love you but please do not deviate from the plan" Free hand with what the kitchen scissors

✍️ New column! After the local elections, Labour is now facing the hard reality of how popular green calls for rent controls are. www.theargus.co.uk/news/2612446...

AudioM.I.L.F Man I love fidelity

amazing this is not a skit

Some ideas for people who have any influence over spaces where members of the public might want to spend time, and need to feel safe. bsky.app/profile/kati...

Mum the Nazi's are at it again

Starmer's initial response to the flag shaggers in September 2025 was to unconditionally support them. www.standard.co.uk/news/politic...

Richie on the ball

🚨“Being beaten... tear gassed, and locked in their cells for daring to exercise their rights.” Outside the ICE prison, a pastor says detainees are demanding access for Gov. Sherrill, release of vulnerable people, case reviews, and more. WATCH @jordanchariton.bsky.social LIVE ⬇️

The article fails to mention the potential protests come on the heels of the British Museum removing the word Palestinian from exhibits, labels, info boards and maps, at the behest of pro Israeli groups. Which might add context. www.theguardian.com/culture/2026...

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Literally almost half the US stock market is dependent on this, and any appearance we are not already in a recession is due to this. Sam Altman, if he survives the bubble popping, will be a bigger pest for the next 25 years than dot com cockroaches like Thiel and Elon.

This is it. The last Bobstream in the old format. I'm ending it the way I started it: Just me, Windows XP, and some old racing games. And maybe you 👉👈? twitch.tv/alienbob and/or youtube.com/@alien_bob/live

PIP is not an unemployment benefit so how can they possibly justify this framing

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It would be bad for public confidence if there was a suspicion that large corporate interests are buying access to the Government via the Tony Blair Institute. My letter to the cabinet office. 👇🏼

Vermeer’s Girl With The Pearl Earring will be shown in Osaka, later this year, and the press conference was as Japanese as you’d expect #Vermeer

Remember if your gonna be a cunt be a good cunt and not just your regular off the shelf boring cunt, seeing a lot of people getting the 2 mixed up and making a cunt of themselves on the tl.

Last stream of the week for me gang, come hang out with us x twitch.tv/geddstation

As Israel intensifies its attacks on Southern Lebanon and forcibly displaces citizens we urge the Government to halt all arms sales to and end military cooperation with Israel. End the impunity.

Remember, the American investment world has bet the entire farm that this will be resolved within 72 hours of now and production will already resume. www.nbcnews.com/world/iran/u...

Little known fact these are the original lyrics to Rupert Holmes classic Escape (The Pina Colada Song)

Please do not put in the papers I lost my shit

Raise The Colours founder been arrested for murder but the reportings of it make no mention of the hate group he started

Huh. I see a future where you and the rest of the billionaires have their assets seized and then get strung up and pelted with poisoned fruit before you are *three day suspension* on live stream for the entire planet.

Hampstead Heath has 3 swimming ponds, it also has a lido. This isn’t one of them. This is a pond explicitly marked as ‘no swimming’, it’s full of wildlife including nesting birds. It’s meant to be a quiet space for the inhabitants to thrive. Instead, they have to endure these selfish c***s 🤬

#GTradio www.youtube.com/watch?v=LXAh...

Hay fever is a new thing for me bit gutted TBH always loved a good bit pollen

in the west, there's a tendency to think oil companies like shell are evil mainly because of climate change but they're also directly poisoning places like the niger delta on an unimaginable scale (benzene in drinking water etc). this is 3 years ago and nothing has changed

"It's just a little bit sun" damn India looks fucked

Israel is currently invading central Lebanon, well beyond the their illegally occupied 'forward defense zone', which they already expanded after the so-called 'ceasefire'. Hezbollah is resisting the invasion. The Lebanese government's military, which is armed primarily by the US and France, is not.

Imagine a stranger sitting across from you on a train. Through their glasses, they could see your name, your social media, your mutual friends and where you work, go to school or hang out. This is the world Meta want ⬇️ https://goodlaw.social/bkti

Heard yur Da was wanking over britpop again ffs

Rishi Sunak tells Radio 4 that "AI is changing every aspect of our economy and our lives, and if I was back in office and looked at my diary and where I was going to spend my time, I would spend it on that" At no point does he or the BBC mention the £373,000 given to him every year by an AI company

What a surprise FIFA to be investigated over ticketing practices for 2026 World Cup www.independent.co.uk/sport/footba...

Daily Memo: Around 500 People Are Now On A Hunger Strike at Five ICE Detention Centers Across the U.S. It started with one man from Cuba at the Torrance County Detention Facility in New Mexico, who has been in ICE detention since last August. Full report: lataco.com/huger-strike...

I've got matching shorts n t-shirt on, my GF "Full kit wanker" she's no wrong lol