Return of the Djedi!

What exactly does Argentina have to do to get a yellow card? #WorldCup #VM

"Ladies and gentlemen, thank you for allowing yourselves to be used as props to help us sell credit cards."

Yay, another night of AI commercials to trick people into thinking it's good for them.

That was clutch as hell. Walker earned that.

When you say ICE shot and killed the wrong person there’s an inference that it would have been okay if they shot and killed the right person, just saying

Zlatan's insight is so consistently uninsightful. But at least he's not Alexi Lalas.

What a finish! Come on, Cabo Verde!!!

So, wait, if "Cape" is the translation of "Cabo," is the translation for "Cabo Wabo" then "Cape Wape"?

When did it become part of a reporter's job to trash talk? Bragging you can't find a country on a map isn't quite the burn you think it is. www.nytimes.com/athletic/740...

Love that Ernie Clement is leading the AL in All-Star voting. Probably the nicest guy in the league. Well deserved. Go Ern Dog!

You'd figure with Experience and Fortune on their side that Haiti would be the favorites in this tournament. #WC

Exactly how far up a man's ass can one shove a leaf blower? #Suburbia

My ass-for-brains neighbor got new deck furniture and put all the old stuff out in the street. Now when two cars come by in opposite directions they have to slow down to let each other pass because they can't both fit. #Suburbia

The UFC fight on the White House lawn is a disgrace. History will remember this being an extreme low for our nation, among many other lows we keep bumping up against

Funny how the neighbor with the loudest speakers always has the shittiest taste in music.

Tim Howard makes unlikabilty an art. #COYS

Whomst amongst us hasn't skipped a family wedding to pretend we're being killed

Just unearthed this masterpiece. Back in about 1990 or 91, someone left it beneath the windshield wiper of a girl I was going out with when we were at the mall. She was not amused. I, however, thought it was funny enough that I still have it all these years later.

Morning everyone. Do you know that your President just exempted himself, his family, and all his family's companies from our tax laws? You are subject to the law. Now he is not. No one should not pretend this is okay or normal. It's an ongoing constitutional crisis.

J6er’s gonna get repatriations before Black people…

Democrats should be saying anybody who takes this stolen money will see the government coming after them to claw it back.

Took my son and his friend to see "Michael" last night. Pretty enjoyable (apart from paying $61 for 3 tix and the little kid behind me kicking my seat constantly for the first hour). As we walked out I said, "See how lucky you are? You could have had a dad like that." Joseph Jackson was a monster.

Look if you've got a better way to run a country than "putting an illiterate octogenarian bigot on TV every few days to free associate and complain, and then everyone tries to figure out if it means we're about to start a war or not" I'd love to hear it. But the constitution says this is it.

No way Rob Thomson gets those calls. Mattingly era is rolling. #Phils

Rafael Marchan rally killer DP. Woof. Dude, if they offer you the Skenes megamillions, just take the $50K and walk away.

Cartoon by @dccartoonist.bsky.social

Let’s all post it and see if they indict all of us.

Film you've watched more than six times with a gif. Hard mode: no Star Trek, Star Wars, LOTR, Marvel, Disney, or Ghibli

All Marchan needed to do there was not move and it's a run. #Phils

Cracking strike, Xavi! #COYS

I mean, we all *knew* why they're pushing AI, but it's fun when they just come out and say it.

New: Thomson Reuters, which runs the CLEAR database ICE uses, fired a longstanding employee for speaking out against ICE, a new lawsuit says. Billie Little led an internal effort raising concerns; was fired. We've shown CLEAR is linked to ICE's Palantir tool www.404media.co/thomson-reut...

Didn't figure Kinsky would be the one staying on after that. And Brobbey is as dirty as they come.

I still don't get why the Boozer boys are hanging out in a gym full of middle schoolers. Maybe the privacy setting on their phone isn't their biggest problem.

Who's ready for paint recycling day at the town hall tomorrow?

Brutal.

Right before the World Cup? If your first move is trying to shut down America’s busiest airports, you’re really hitting the ground running — blocking tourism industry and ruining our economy.

Disinvite Trump from the White House Correspondents Dinner. Or cancel it. The alternative is the news media partying with a war criminal whose goal is to crush the free press.

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Armageddon is terrible, but our only other option was diversity trainings at work.

Ingenting å se her. Det er bare verdens mektigste mann, dement og aggressiv, med tilgang til uhorvelige mengder kjernefysiske våpen, som truer med å drepe mer enn 90 millioner mennesker fordi han ikke får vilja si. Det er USA som trenger en militærintervensjon, før de utsletter oss alle.

Moronic Capital One commercials going away after tonight is one silver lining of the tournament ending.

The biggest story in the world right now is that the president of the United States is a demented old man who takes pleasure in torturing and killing people and is committing crimes with impunity. And yet most legacy media outlets are too cowardly to tell it like it is.

Poland's PM gets it.

Update: Taijuan Walker is still not very good.

Two-year-old Kaleth is being locked away at the Dilley trailer prison. He is getting sicker with each passing day. He will not eat the food CoreCivc serves, which detainees have said sometimes has mold and worms. He now has a fever.

Burger Time.