Happy New Year

Happy New Year....except to the a-holes playing games with the Epstein Files. You can pound sand. But to everyone else, have a joyous New Year.

RIP Tatiana Schlossberg. A champion of the environment. A Green Warrior.

Everyone, not just Republicans, hates JD Vance.

How do you know almost all BlueSky users are from Massachusetts? "AFC EAST" is the #1 trend. No one outside Mass gives a crap about the Patriots.

DO NOT take medical advice from Joe Rogan

No way! Impossible! Trump fires the head of Economic Statistics, and people are shocked that their replacement might fudge future data. Never saw this coming.

Yeah. What he said. Get it right, people.

The bar in the movie theater is open as I go to see Avatar. A Christmas Miracle!

If I see Stephen Miller in a movie theater or Chinese restaurant tomorrow, I'm leaving. Shanda. To the rest of humanity Merry Christmas, Happy Chanukka, and Happy Holidays.

No blood for oil. Our blood or Venezuela blood.

Serious Question. How much of a bribe will I have to give Trump for a preemptive pardon for tax evation for not paying any taxes on my $1.7B Powerball winnings? Asking for a friend

Happy Festivus! Boy, do I have Grievences. CBS News, 60 Minutes, Epstein Files, Bombing Venezuela, Pam Bondi, Trumps Greenland Policy, El Salvador Concentration Camps, ICE, Government Shutdown, the GOP, Mike Johnson, Messing with SNAP, Deportations, Hegseth

Let's rename the Streisand Effect the Sharyn Alfonsi Effect

CBS and 60 Minutes Correspondent Sharyn Alfonsi should release the pulled 60 Minutes segment on Tik Tok. That would be a meta F-U to all involved

All the Journalists, Correspondences, and Producers of 60 Minutes should resign in ptotest.

Stop. You had me at House Majority. You don't need to over sell it.

The situation as I see it. Trump/Bondi disobeyed a Congressional order over the Epstein Files. Congress has to move towards impeachment (at least of Bondi). They must convict. If they do not the Congress loses all power forever more. The government becomes a dictatorship.

How many sharpies were used on the 100,000 released Epstein Files? 90% of the files were redacted.

Hey Adam Schiff, you've had just as much time to prepare for Trump blowing you off over the Epstein Files. Stop whining and do something.

Live by the Trump, die by the Trump Don't let the door hit you on the way out Elise Stefanik

Sure, Mitt Romney, sure. I remember you saying, "47% don't pay taxes and are freeloaders." Are you saying you were a freeloader? Or are you saying you're so rich that you don't care about paying taxes. Either way, I think we will tax you. Maybe we should tax you twice.

Let me fix that headline for you "Trump cronnies give fake inflation numbers. Believe nothing the government says"

Not one person yelled Bingo

Can we now have a serious discussion about the 25th Amendment and Trump?

Merry Xmas and Bah Hombug from RFK JR Scrooge.

Trump Address Bingo card/drinking game. The only reason I'll be watching is to beat my friends.

Mike Johnson needs to recess Congress before Trumps speech tonight for 2 reasons 1) To delay the vote on extending ACA 2) So there is zero chance Congress will enact the War Powers Act when Trump starts bombing Venezuela. GOP Congressman, You need to get rid of Johnson. Do it!

"Even if you're little, you can do a lot, you Mustn't let a little thing like "little" stop you If you sit around and let them get on top, you Might as well be saying you think that it's okay And that's not right And if it's not right You have to put it right" - Matilda Fight! Put it Right!

No Blood for Oil

If Trump invades Venezuela tomorrow night then the Constitution means nothing anymore

Please let Trump resign Please let Trump resign Please let Trump resign

Keep piling on the Trump hate. Susie Wiles, White House Chief of Staff, just threw everyone under the bus in Vanity Fair. Everyone gets nailed (sure, with stuff we all already knew). Trump is a dick, Vance a conspiracy theorist, Musk a drug addict, and the rest religious zealots. Spread and pile on.

Trump is really a horrible human being. He didn't have to say anything about Rob Reiner. He could have remained silent. But here we are.

Everyone is focusing on President Trump and Epstein in this photo. Who are the other people?I can clearly see their faces. They are no less guilty than Trump or Epstein.

As soon as the first bomb lands on Venezuela soil, we need to march on DC and let the dictatorship know "Not in our Name"

If only there was a vaccine, or something, that prevented measles. RFK Jr is going yo kill us all.

"We all know the Trump Condom is a sandwich bag and a rubber band" - Random Guy on Boston MBTA Subway.

The photos from the Epstein investigation are unbelievable. Lock them up. Throw away the key. Who sells condoms at parties full of underage kids? Horrible. Just horrible.

Hey. New York Times. Let me fix that post and headline for you "Trump is trying to kill us all"

To the Captain of the Coast Guard vessel that seized the Venezuelan oil tanker: You're a Pirate. You obeyed an illegal order and committed piracy. Look up the penalty for piracy. May God have mercy on your soul.

If the ICC arrests and tries Donald Trump for war crimes, there will be a watch party at my house. BYOB.

Normally, I'm against impeachments that have zero chance of conviction ( I know, I know, unpopular opinion), but with RFK JR, I'm making an exception. Impeachment the SOB. HIs policies will still be at CDC after he's gone. We need to ruin his reputation IMPEACH RFK JR!

Trump is in full meltdown mode.

I'd rather watch Sam Altman be interviewed on Hot Ones than Jimmy Fallon. Why? I'd rather watch Altman feel severe pain while answering softball questions.

I might move to Texas just so I can vote for Jasmine Crockett.

All for a fist full of dollars

If Tom Cotton were clinging to the side of a destroyed boat and he took his shirt off and started waving it to signal for help, I'd rescue him. Why? I'm a better person than he is. I have ethics.

If the choice is between killing someone and getting fired, then I choose getting fired 100% of the time. If you don't, you're a murderer.

F@ck the Supreme Court. We all know how they're going to rule on birthright citizenship.