“The kids want liminal spaces!”

And hiding on the backrooms Hiding on the backrooms With a love so hard and filled with defeat Running for our lives at night on them backrooms

I’m gonna say something spicy and it’s gonna make some of you mad: we should turn on the Torment Nexus 😏

board game guys never wanna play battleship

my gf works corporate and is on a training about AI and there's a word cloud for "what do you use AI for." the largest word by far is "Nothing" and the trainer is PISSED

[to the tune of Walking on a Dream]:

Rear Window but he has a space telescope and witnesses alien murder

Grogu’s family has announced he has passed away. “He was probably like 56 years old, which is like a baby age for little freaks like him,” his mother told the Times. He will be flushed down a special toilet with an extra wide pipe designed for Yoda disposal. “Like a big green turd,” she added

Guy with visible stink lines: the birth rate,

I did it for me. I liked Pop Corners. I was good at making Pop Corners. And… I was really… I was alive.

16 May 2026

smorgasborgnine

uncles giving gifts are like “here’s a beautiful piece of ceramic art from my town and an axe to keep in your car in case it fills with water”

“You there, boy! What day is it?” “Today? Sir, why, it’s Disclosure Day!”

Everyone talks shit about Disclosure Day until it's here!

FISH COP: do you know why I pulled you under

the new Strokes song sounds like the driver selection screen for a kart game (complimentary)

hockey sock

why are ai folks so bent about me hating it. fine, i'll fall behind! let me!!! fuck off!!!!

in Death Stranding you’ll deliver 40kg of model trains to some guy named The Barber and he’ll be like “that’s great Sam here I made your shotgun deadlier”

in Death Stranding you’ll deliver 40kg of model trains to some guy named The Barber and he’ll be like “that’s great Sam here I made your shotgun deadlier”

commercials are like “things have been getting a *little* crazy at *this* burger restaurant”

just passed a cybertruck with no fewer than four fedoras on the dash

[to the tune of Elliott Smith’s “Needle in the Hay”]: Groove is in the heart Groove is in the heart Groove is in the heart Groove is in the heart

i would like to dunk the basquiatball

i would like to dunk the basquiatball

One of the Artemis astronauts stood up immediately after splashdown and started collecting his carryon bags even though he was seated in the back row of the capsule.

[anthony kiedis voice]:

the only five-digit being in the simpsons is god

it’d be funny if i come into therapy tomorrow and just down a cigarette in two sharp drags maybe less funny cause my therapist doesn’t know i don’t smoke but, still, good bit

the third act of the Super Mario Galaxy Movie is just the third act of Sunshine no clue what they’re gonna do for the Super Mario Sunshine Movie

Mamdani is not just filling the potholes with the crew. He's creating a visual and personal reminder of the dignity inherent in all of these anonymous government jobs.

ha ha all my favorite brands are GOIN. OFF. today this holiday is so funny

And hiding on the backrooms Hiding on the backrooms With a love so hard and filled with defeat Running for our lives at night on them backrooms

inspector gadget just about to put the cuffs on me but then he pushes a button on his crazy trench coat and it throws him against the wall so hard he dies

James Jonathan’s Submarine Sandwiches

Gosford Park (2001) Gosford World (2015) Gosford World: Fallen Kingdom (2018)

I was born in 1601. I'm a vampire. I've been around forever. I've met many Marty Mausers over the centuries. Some of them crossed me, some of them weren't straight. They weren't honest. And those are the ones that are still here.

If Yoda were real i bet he would smell kind of fish tanky

🎵the world is a vampire / im gonna ride it all night long 🎵

Probably the most amazing image of the night, Iranian filmmaker Jafar Panahi forced to go to the Oscars while the US wages war on his home & people, only to encounter Shark Tank MAGA dipshit Kevin O’Leary, then looks at him like Blade looks at a vampire.

[exteremely Matt Berry voice]: Delroy Lindo