Circle K has what can only be described as “Saints Row Food”

remember when wal mart used to have fish tank

One Battle After Another is a Christmas movie

there’s a valid lesson in the fact that even an expert is susceptible to this sort of social engineering, all it takes is one knee-jerk reaction to a plausible situation; but every one of these writers just doubles down on their credulity and says the scammers are becoming more sophisticated.

every single article with the headline “it’s my job to be an expert on scams, and I just fell for a nefarious new one” involves the writer falling for the oldest trick in the book.

seeing the face of Doctor Claw will not make you whole again

coates is genuinely a generational writer

if the right doesn’t stop doing things like this the right might get violent

It is weird that the assassination of essentially a celebrity influencer is a bigger deal than the shooting of two top state legislators + their spouses

I think every human life is sacred and every person deserves to live free of fear or violence; *and* that the fate of Charlie Kirk illustrates the karmic cost of flouting that basic truth.

Now THIS I like

stringing up a chatbot that responds with five or so variations of “what the fuck are you talking about?” and selling it as an advanced llm.

it’s nice to see the road from The Road finally getting work (they hired a younger, sexier road for Fury Road smdh)

album promo cycle for the new david byrne has me eating good but where’s the hot ones episode david fuckin where, david

gimme the insufferable litbro cinematic universe make the Vineland thanatoids to finally cross over with the Infinite Jest thanatoids

i always thought the line was “do you want to know how i got these cars?” which didn’t make sense to me because he doesn’t drive? maybe i was too harsh on that movie

Stop saying he’s doing things that only Congress can do!!!!

yeah I’m clutching my pearls I *enjoy* clutching my pearls it’s a gentle reminder of how many pearls I have

kevin durand is gen-x john shuck

she looks nothing like him

Imagine it — the idea of watching your friend have a conversation—one about whether or not you should be allowed to be harmed or maimed or even killed—with the person who is actively trying to do it. www.the-reframe.com/boiling-water/

mike’s hard look in the mirror

"I HAVE HAD IT WITH THESE MOTHERFUCKING STRANGERS ON THIS MOTHERFUCKING TRAIN"

I know there's a lot of controversy about the Cracker Barrel logo, so I worked up a new option that should be good with everyone... The barrel is back, but it's now guarded by Scubble, The Cracker Goblin. I also worked up a new slogan for the company!

both Twin Peaks s2 and A Very Brady Sequel have reputations for being inferior entries yet fed a majority of memes/gif often credited to their “superior” progenitors. this only caps the iceberg of parallels between these works

Weapons but all the kids return home by 2:57 after each delivering me a crunch wrap

I liked Weapons but the prequel isn’t scary *at all*

horror movie about that oscillating fan you never can tell if it’s set to oscillate or not whenever you turn it on

the hummingbirds in my neighborhood watching me refill their empty feeders

a straight up law requiring them to tell you if there’s an opener at this show

so much of american fascism is just Dark Woowoo. they just inverted everything, it's a pallet swap. eg they're religious but not spiritual

it was kind of a blessing the sound went out at the Father John Misty show during The Night Josh Tillman Cam to Our Apt. The crowd kept singing after the sound died and it was worth admission to watch him wince as they sang a cappella “I obliged later on when ya begged me to choke ya” at him.

the vegetable garden is now drip irrigated I repeat: the vegetable garden is now drip irrigated

Just realized I haven’t seen anyone post the Tom Lehrer-2 Chainz letter yet today.

Martin Scorsese drew these storyboards when he was 11 years old. They are for a Roman epic entitled THE ETERNAL CITY.

hims is just a glossed up ecommerce version of that rack of grab-bag pills next to the gas station cashier.

Superman punched me in the mouth. That’s not in the movie it’s a real story that happened to me nearly eight years ago.

your crazy ass stupid post just fucked up the whole world . hope it was worth the likes. hope youre enjoying the clicks

Portland enforced its fireworks ban by putting up a website where you can report fireworks, the source of which are notoriously easy to pinpoint in the middle of the night while they’re going off fucking everywhere.

Oh my fucking god dude

steal his look

there should be more public outrage that one of the guys on this season of Love Island has a Battle for the Planet of the Apes tattoo It should be on the news

Get Out (dir. Peele, 2017)

Donald Entertainment Darko

I can't tell if it's because I'm too NYC focused but does it feel like the news cycle spent more time crashing out on the fact that NYC picked a brown Muslim dude as is primary candidate then it did on a right wing extremist who shot 2 Minnesota legislators killing one, her husband and dog?