Lori Ward is doing some incredible investigative journalism in figure skating. brokenice.substack.com/p/anything-b...

not to be overdramatic but as someone who HATES vacuuming, mopping floors etc, getting a robot vacuum cleaner was the best decision I made in 2025

I didn't watch anything from day three of #GPF live except for Yuma's FS from the Uniqlo changing rooms

the back to back comparison from G/A and P/P is so telling. Of course they are better technical skaters but Piper and Paul looked stiff and afraid of the judges #GPF #GPFigure

I should really travel to Lithuania for.. research purposes I guess #GPF #GPFigure

Daniel Grassl looks different these days #GPF #GPFigure

Ava looks so much like a baby Sarah Snook, excellent choice of program for them #JGPF #JGPFigure

You know a pairs girls means business when she shows up with a short bob #JGPF #JGPFigure

“AI is clearly sticking around so you have to get used to it” wrong. I don’t have to get used to shit. I am a practiced hater and I can keep this going for decades if I am required to

GOING SKATING NEXT WEEK WHOOP (this will be lowkey embarrassing for me, but no one will know I'm a fs fan beside me)

Noah Bodenstein 🇨🇭 – 4S-3T – 2025 Tallinn Trophy FS ⛸️

So with the newest genAI models producing perfect pictures that no one can differentiate from a real picture.. do we need to start taking crap pictures to prove they're real?

I haven't watched a single free skate or free dance from Finlandia yet and I feel very much at peace, maybe I should keep it that way

New day, new ice flowers ❄️

Shawn Rettstatt: Let's have a '90's dance party! I love the '90's! C'mon guys and girls it will be so fun! Let's party! Also Shawn Rettstatt: I hate this party. Hate it. None of you guys and girls are getting ANY treats from me, I hate you all. #FinlandiaTrophy #GPfigure ⛸️

Shawn Rettstatt you better sleep with one eye open tonight #FinlandiaTrophy #GPFigure

Fuck yeah brutalism!!

Maybe I’m biased because they train four miles from my house, but I like everything about Aboian and Veselukin’s “Vogue” (the music, the costumes, the choreo) better than GuiLo’s #GPFigure #FinlandiaTrophy

This mashup is very "undiagnosed ADHD on ice" coded, so unfortunately it appeals to me lmao #FinlandiaTrophy #GPFigure

Very poetic that this group starts with the most problematic ice dance men and ends with ✨💖Juho Pirinen💖✨ #FinlandiaTrophy #GPFigure

I don't need religion I have Amber Glenn's Like a Prayer short program #GPFigure #FinlandiaTrophy

Amber said "fuck a root canal"!!! #FinlandiaTrophy #GPFigure

Remember when people used to say Amber's only flaw was that she lacked consistency? LOOK WHO'S FLAWLESS NOW BITCHES!!! #GPFigure #FinlandiaTrophy

It would be incredibly inappropriate for there to be an award for the best ass in figure skating but Loena would win it cheeks down

That reminds me of the Reddit thread that will always be famous

high sevens for Rino is such a joke bffr #FinlandiaTrophy #GPFigure

I'll always remember when I saw a tiktok of Loena and some rando commented: "she obviously has butt pads on" baby that's all natural what are you talking about 😭 #FinlandiaTrophy #GPFigure

New member of the European cool girls club: Iida! #FinlandiaTrophy #GPFigure

This is why he's bald and wears those weird glasses: white men are pretty generic looking when you take off their hair and hide their eyes #GPFigure #FinlandiaTrophy

Deniss… 😍😭 #GPFigure #FinlandiaTrophy

my meeting got cancelled last minute and I can watch group two of the men now, that's divine intervention fr 😭 #FinlandiaTrophy #GPFigure

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Sorry I won't get any work done today, I have to photograph every single ice flower on my windows, it's very important

Other countries jumping on the Merz hate train, we love to see it. 🫶🏻

Awful to see Milla get a shoulder injury in the middle of the rhythm dance 😔 wishing her the best

I am asking all men on International Men's Day to smile more

One minute photoshoot at the kitchen table 🌺

Thanks to the ISU, you can't use Depeche Mode released in late 1989 for the 90s RD but you can skate to AI slop copying Bon Jovi songs from 1986! ⛸️

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Saw this sign in the neurologists office today and knew he's a real one.

happy cloudflare outage day to all who celebrate

Pour one out for all the guys who can't talk to their girlfriends because ChatGPT is down

Cloudflare outage destroys all human communication except Bluesky, this is the weirdest sci-fi scenario I’ve ever seen

DANCE #GPFigure Top 6 after 5 #SkateAmerica Q1 Chock/Bates 30 Q2 Fear/Gibson 28 3 Reed/Ambrulevicius 24 4 Lajoie/Lagha 24 5 Guignard/Fabbri 22 6 Lopareva/Brissaud 22 -still in contention- Fournier Beaudry/Cizeron 15 Gilles/Poirier 15 Zingas/Kolesnik 13 S/D T/T 9

I hope USFS finds this lady and bans her from future events. This is inexcusably awful behavior and I refuse to believe a woman of her age doesn’t understand the connotations of giving the only black athlete at an event a raccoon plush. I hate this sport. I’m so sorry Starr. #skateamerica

So, our outdoor sockets finally got installed and in theory I can put up the most extravagant holiday lights now 🎄

The duality of winning your first gp title #GPFigure #SkateAmerica

Video proof this really happened!

SharkNaki was robbed #SkateAmerica

I am once again asking skating federations to sell replicas of their skaters costumes, so I can buy a Loicia Demougeot catsuit #SkateAmerica