The ONLY time the overhead cam has any rights.

By the way, this was on Threads earlier. The Liu-fluence has begun.

Switching from Olympic figure skating mode back into college gymnastics at an Utah meet. Currently watching the Utah mascot wrestle the Salt Lake Bees mascot on floor.

I can’t believe Olympic skating is over. 😭 And that so many people I hoped would podium did podium. 😃 And that now there’s no more skating until the end of March. 😩

I’m just so proud of the women’s podium and how different women’s skating feels from last quad entirely. Beijing made me almost quite watching skating entirely, and women’s was my 2nd least favorite discipline at the time. Lately it’s been my favorite. And Kaori has been such a big part of that.

Omg from your lips to God’s ears. Please!

Ami was so cute here checking her placement with Alysa and then celebrating together. #MilanoCortina2026 #figureskating

Olympic women’s free skate! I really want Kaori to do well, I feel like she’s been the standard, not only in the quality of her skating but also in handling pressure, sportsmanship, & loving the sport without letting in control her. She’s the queen of the quad, & it won’t be the same without her.🧵⛸️⬇️

Have caught up on Alysa, Mone, and Kaori’s skates and am having a very emotional evening. Skating may taketh away, but skating also giveth. And those women were GIVING. And I straight up don’t know what this sport is going to do without Kaori Sakamoto. She’s is 95% of the reason I’m emotional.

GUTTED for Amber, but I’m glad she got the Axel and made the free. Love the top four! That dull MJ short with little jumps should NOT be as high as it is an it messes with the validity of the sport when these blatant shenanigans take place. Pls pls pls let those top four stay on course!

A quad without seeing Eteri Girl Style was so refreshing, and seeing it again now is like your sleep paralysis demon creeping up on you in the grocery store. Don’t like it.

Olympic women’s short program! I’m going to miss at least the last group, possibly the previous one too. 😭 So sending all the vibes and luck to my faves on Team Japan and Team USA and Lara, and here for the early groups! ⬇️🧵⛸️

Ice dance LIVESSSSSSS!

Gonna cry at work, I’m so glad for them! 😭🥰

As a Utahn who previously was very excited for the Olympics to return, as of the last several years I am instead very embarrassed and am okay with calling the whole thing off.

Going to miss the pairs free skate today. Please cheer hard for RikuRyu for me, and may the ice gods bless them.

Well, for the rest of the Olympics I will be returning to my old standby superstition of not watching my favorites, because they always do better when I don’t watch. This is for you, Kaori. ⛸️

Lololol playing It’s Raining Men in this arena where 95% of the men had meltdowns is a choice. Let’s hope none of the pairs men are listening.

YEP. A real vote of no-confidence from the Fed in their up and coming pairs team who has been doing quite well am was sent to warm tie spot basically knowing they’d never be sent. Not a good way to build a program.

Time for the Olympic pairs (my least favorite discipline) short program! Soaking up what I can today, because I’ll miss the last groups of pairs and women’s other days this week. 😩 (keep your fingers crossed my 3:00 students all cancel). ⛸️🧵⬇️

The figure skating subreddit is kinda Russia-pilled and it’s so weird to me.

I miss these three

Picture UCLA’s floor routines. The musicality, the dance, the passes, the energy. BYU’s floor routines are the exact opposite of all of that.

It took half the season, but the Red Rocks remembered how to do bars and it’s paying off.

“So… do we un-retire now, or…?”

“So did you hear about the men’s free?”

I GO TO WORK AND THINGS GET CRAZY. SOOOO glad for Yuma and Shun, will have to watch Mikhail’s skate bc earlier in the season there was basically no choreo so I’m curious how today went. So close for Jun!

“So did you hear about ice dance?”

I would be so much happier if Nika hadn’t gone above Kao. There is no reality where he deserves higher pcs.

You wouldn’t think picking out new glasses frames would be a life or death situation, but I sure act like it is. Decision paralysis going on. 😩

And I am READY for that day! 2030 podium, I believe.

Today’s mood.

Please have a good free skate 😭

I’m going to miss most of the men’s free skates tomorrow. 😭 Maybe that will mean my faves will do better. That always seems to the case somehow.

Miura/Kihara continued to be locked in - the sbs jump rotation has been very solid in Milan; runthrough: 3Tw4?, sbs3T2A2A, marked thrLz, sbs3S, thr3Lo bit.ly/rockerskatinglive #MilanoCortina2026

Woah. What an angle.

Really something how C/B, G/P, G/F, and et al- even if they’re not your faves- can put in the work for 4 yrs, make changes, strides, corrections, steadily grow in ranking, & Cizeron can just decide right before the Olys starts to grab a 7-10th ranked skater with him and fuck things up for everyone.

History of the backflip in #FigureSkating #MilanoCortina2026 ⛸

My first student did indeed cancel! I can finish ice dance!

I really need ice dance and pairs men to step up their costume game, because dressing in all black or a plain whit shirt when your partner looks *like that* is not beating the “stem and flower” allegations.

The locals over on threads are learning! Keep spreading the news, maybe we won’t ever have to see them again after this season.

Olympic ice dance free skate thread! I’m going to miss the final group because of work. 😩 I was hoping my first student would cancel bc she does almost 50% of the time, but today was not that day. Go everyone except who know you! ⛸️⬇️🧵

Woke up with La Boheme stuck in my head. Highlights for me yesterday were Jun, Kyrylo, and Yuma. Still gutted for Kao. And Shun.

Well that was a mixed bag of an event. I’m going to go launch myself into the sun and in the meantime someone find Kao and Shun and show them Nathan’s 2018 comeback skate for inspiration. ⛸️ Fuck.

Here’s how an all Team Japan podium can still happen—

The U.S. has three amazing women with medal potential skating in women’s event, and yet Xfinity’s commercial of the little girl in the tutu doing a ballerina program in her attic features her being inspired by Ilia. Just seems like a missed opportunity to highlight female athletes.

Olympics continue! Men’s short program thread! Go Yuma! And Kao! And Shun! And Jun! And Donovan! And Deniss! And Matteo! And Adam! Kyrylo! And- 🧵⬇️⛸️

Fucking hell. 🙄

I'm pretty sure the audience just audibly reacted to the fact that we are hearing Maria by Ricky Martin for a THIRD time bit.ly/3OxFhFy #MilanoCortina2026 #Olympics