If people have to tolerate Jared Leto’s existence in Masters of the Universe, he could at least do the courtesy of doing the Skeletor voice.

This thing is ten episodes? TEN!? I’m guessing one episode will be Cady performing the H.M.S. Pinafore in its entirety.

In many episodes of the TV show, Quincy, M.E. there is a subtle reminder of the United States' complicated relationship with measurements, a giant Metric System poster. Over the years of being a fan of the show, I became obsessed with and had to own one. www.retroist.com/p/the-quincy...

Tuesday

Still doing cartoon albums.

I enjoyed this from beginning to end. Just check your brain at the door and go along for the ride. All the performances were perfectly fine to very enjoyable. #Filmsky

#NowWatching Mike & Nick & Nick & Alice. The trailer didn’t do anything for me, but I’ve seen a few people say that it’s actually pretty good, so I’m going to give it a watch.

The Radio 2 Breakfast Show has been a poisoned chalice since Sir Tel retired.

What a terrible day to have an imagination.

And I’d like to propose replacing the Drake meme with John Candy.

Monday

As Predator rip-offs go this is perfectly cromulent. #Filmsky

I was not fully prepared for how great the action scenes would be and how funny this would be, especially after the intensity of the first 15 minutes. #Filmsky

#NowWatching One Battle After Another (2025) I’ve heard nothing but great things about this. Excited to dive in. #Filmsky

This film is such a wild swing and it works so well. #Filmsky

Honestly, Glen Powell as Fox McCloud is good casting. Besides Chris Pratt, I’ve liked the casting direction of the Super Mario movies. Benny Safdie as Bowser Jr. is so random it’s hilarious.

Friday

I like the new Macca song. A lot.

Oh god, they're doing an Avengers, aren't they? Kirby, voiced by Sam Jackson, is going to come out and talk to Mario about the Super Smash Brothers programme.

The kids’ section might as well not exist. Warner Bros. has one of the deepest animation libraries in the world, and they’ve done precisely fuck all with it. I’ve said it before: for all their sins, Disney are excellent custodians of their history, whereas Warner couldn’t give a fuck.

Wednesday

I, for one, am glad that Moby’s gone and opened his big trap because it gives me an excuse to post this clip.

‘The downturn in Fortnite engagement that started in 2025 means we’re spending significantly more than we’re making…’ Motherfuckers, maybe stop making licensing deals if you’re not making your money back and laying off 1,000+ people as a result. I guarantee The Simpsons weren’t cheap.

One last kill before he moves to the MCU and can’t do it anymore.

Warner Bros gave Tim Burton $70m, and he gave them a messy and chaotic film that barely holds together with a fucking absurdly stacked cast. It fucking slaps. #Filmsky

#NowWatching Mars Attacks! It’s been a minute since I last watched it, but I remember liking it quite a bit. #Filmsky

Tuesday

25 years ago today. Fuck, I’m old!

44 new episodes of Regular Show?! Jolly good! #TVsky

I’m on record saying that Maui is the best thing The Rock’s ever done outside of Hollywood Rock in ‘03, but he did not need to do this. Is he that desperate for relevancy?

Monday

It’s a balm to the soul to see Thunderbirds head sulking on the touchline.

The one player we need to keep is Gray, which means he’ll be the first player this inept fucking board sells. #COYS

I’ll say this: I actually laughed at quite a bit of SNL UK which automatically makes it better than SNL.

Paramount+ with ads is unwatchable. Maybe two minutes in, it cuts to thirty seconds of ads mid-dialogue. Then another four or five minutes before another 30 seconds of ads. Just fucking structure it like it’s a TV broadcast and do two minutes of ads every 11 minutes.

Does Ubisoft actually make games anymore, or does it just lay people off?

Dear god, they turned Two-Face into a mentally unstable Bishōnen. How will Batman overcome his legion of fangirls?!

Not much to say except…

Friday

At least they didn’t call it Sonic the Hedgehog 4: Episode 1.

Thursday

Finally, a Spider-Man movie about how much it sucks to be Peter Parker.

My eldest just got her National Insurance number.

Wednesday

I loved when Paul said, "Looks like we're Dune it one more time."

Humanity was a mistake 🤢

If you want to know how my brain works, I’ve spent my morning splicing together video of all the times WWF did ad reads, or in some cases, aggressively promoted Duckman. TWO FUCKING MONTHS of 1995 Monday Night Raw I’ve had to endure because my brain had a recollection and an idea it wouldn’t let go.