Guys, go out of your way to watch “The Original” El Grande Americano vs El Grande Americano Mask vs Mask match. Everything from the entrances to the match to the post-match is everything that’s great about pro wrestling.

Even in a non-marriage, non-literal partnership-kind of way, never has the phrase ‘behind every great man is a great woman’ been more appropriate. Without her, some of the biggest cultural reference points for entire generations don't exist.

It's both shocking and not that shocking. Yeah, Kojima should know better, but it's the celebrity aspect that seems to have broken through the defensive line.

‘Reject and Subscribe’ should be illegal. It just blatantly goes against the spirit of the law that people have the right to reject cookies.

I’m interested to know why Pattinson’s Chris Hansen voice is basically Heath Ledger’s Joker.

I’ve just discovered that the entire run of Due South is on the Internet Archive. Frankly, I’ll be more than happy to waste my summer sat indoors enjoying the adventures of the second-best fictional Mountie (the first being Jacques Rougeau, obviously).

Friday

Thursday

They look the type that call it ‘babysitting’ when they have to parent solo.

"What was that, Mr Tony Blair? You felt a bit sick, but you managed to swallow it?"

Wednesday

To the surprise of absolutely no one, 007: First Light is reviewing really well.

The film ends with Paddington looking straight at the camera and saying ‘Fuckity bye!’

Tuesday

Peter Charrington’s letter takes absolutely no responsibility for this season and attempts to put all the blame on Daniel Levy, which is hilarious as we were fourth in the table when Levy was ousted.

Monday

It’s fucking INSANE that 39 points wasn’t enough to keep you up. Last season 26 points was enough.

And to Tottenham, who did NOT get relegated

If the referee today could, just for one game, ignore PGMOL’s ‘Fuck you, that’s why’ edict when it comes to officiating Tottenham, then that would be just grand. #COYS

Good. Utter Yank nonsense.

Spurs play today

I might not be totally enamoured with the England squad, but the reveal video is fucking fire. The single greatest squad reveal video in the history of squad reveal videos.

It's actually weird that it's taken this long for film distributors to realise that having Jared Leto in a film is not a successful selling point to hype up. Downplaying his involvement is the next best thing to not casting him at all.

David Suchet will regenerate into Billie Piper in the first episode. (I would unironically watch that, but only if she kept the accent and mannerisms)

Friday

This feels like a pitch from an episode of The Studio.

It’s… it’s… magical. [Absolute Green Arrow #1]

Yeah, automatically reading this one. Waid and Samnee are a super team and have never steered me wrong.

Thursday

Cor blimey!

It’s kind of funny…

10 years ago today, The Nice Guys was released. In a just world, we’d be gearing up for the third or fourth instalment of the adventures of those loveable scumbags.

It was a rocky road to get there, but #TheBoys series finale pretty much delivered.

Wednesday

Here's the 5 people who I think should be the pundits in ITVs World Cup coverage: 1. Bob Hoskins 2. Terry Wogan 3. Sid James 4. Fred Dibnah 5. Jacko from Brush Strokes

A sketch Davis Doi of Hanna-Barbera gifted to Monkey Punch, mangaka of Lupin the Third.

Tuesday

Absolutely fuck TNT, but this is on UEFA as well because if you want the final to be free either sell the right to a free-to-air channel or have it written into the contract that the final must be free.

Burnham “I am trying to become a Labour MP in order to depose a Labour PM - so no-one is allowed to talk about Brexit or immigration in case it helps Reform which also wants to get rid of the PM “

Monday

I expect the next time I see that many people saying "thank fuck for that" in such quick succession, it'll be when a certain world leader karks.

The lady with the big chest, the good thighs, and the absolute banger of a song captured the entire European dad vote, I reckon.

Bangaranga! Bangaranga! Bangaranga! Bangaranga! #Eurovision

Netanyahu’s phone bill must be extraordinary.

"And now we cross over to Grotbags for the vote from the Gloomy Fortress". 💚🏰🧙 #Eurovision2026 #ESC2026 #Eurovision #EurovisionSongContest #Grotbags