In the first six seasons of E.R. the doctors do on average three crimes per episode.

Who up directing they book

Hey @jamesgunn.bsky.social can we get Jason Mantzoukas as Plastic Man?

Bariatric Surgery Day 154 - I have lost 25% of my body mass, almost 93 pounds. I have graduated from OBESE LEVEL 3 to the faint praise of OBESE LEVEL 2. No major issues. Alcohol bothers my tummy a bit. Clothing is expensive. My head got smaller.

Seeing a lot of “Alberta needs leadership on measles” posting like Albertans would ever change their minds, votes, or desire for pain.

Imagine being in the club in 1987 and it’s the last song of the night and “Always On My Mind” by PSB comes on I would be inconsolable

Alberta's 'Access to Information Act' came into force yesterday and FOIP was repealed. The change is not good, as I explained when the new law was introduced as a bill.

I like the idea of a thing but not a specific unit of the thing

Best covers of “Born to Run” 3.Suzi Quatro 2.Melissa Etheridge 1. Diarrhea Planet ft. @titus-andronicus.bsky.social www.youtube.com/watch?v=FCkW...

The correct viewing order is- 1) Andor S1 2) Andor S2 3) Rogue One 4) A New Hope 5) That Robot Chicken scene where Vader calls Palpatine to tell him the Death Star has been destroyed.

This shirt means something very different these days

Beltalowda

Bariatric Surgery Day 65: Wish I had more interesting things to share but I’m not having any consequences other than reduced appetite and weight loss. It does what it says on the tin. Anyway, here is a picture of all the pants that no longer fit me.

RIP George Foreman. Condolences to your children George, George, George, George, George, and Georgetta.

Just read this, feeling smug.

Bariatric Surgery day 13: I’ve lost 14% of my starting body mass and I’m not very hungry most of the time. Feeling pretty good.

Bariatric Surgery Day 8: I can drink soups and shakes and puddings tomorrow and I’m eyeing them all like a cartoon dog, tongue lolling out of my mouth to form a set of stairs. They’re marching into my stomach, I am the commander of flavour. I might cry tomorrow a bunch of times.

Bariatric Surgery Day 7: Got really hungry looking at these tasteful grilled fish keychains

Bariatric Surgery Day 7: Clear fluid diet is way worse than the actual surgery. Feeling good except I’ll zone out looking at crusts or garbage. Calorie intake is so low it’s taken me 20 minutes to finish this, just zoning out constantly. I feel drunk honestly.

Bariatric Surgery Day 3: Feeling pretty good. New Stomach is figuring out the ropes. I saw a piece of sliced turkey and almost cried with desire. Normal shit.

For Elon it was like his Night of Long Gone Wives

I could write a thick book on stupid I was in this age bracket.

Me opening the news every fucking morning

Bariatric Surgery Day 2: Overdosed on apple juice, got too excited about flavour. Had the hiccups for an hour. As a noted hiccups hater this was worse than surgery.

Bariatric Surgery Day 1: There is a restaurant next to this hospital blasting Happy Hardcore louder than any concert I’ve ever been to. Recovering from surgery is lit.

Bariatric Surgery Day 0: Going under soon. If these are my last words, I curse Danielle Smith.

Bariatric Surgery Day -6: Getting nervous in a normal way. I’m a giant baby about pain and the idea of getting on a plane (place of Sadness) less than 48 hours after abdominal surgery is troubling. The anxiety is weird, feels like I’m sleepwalking. Might be the caffeine withdrawal.

Bariatric surgery Day -14: First day without caffeine. I want to kms

Bariatric Surgery day -17: I’m at my core a glutton, so the idea of having to moderate is probably as scary as the idea of experiencing physical pain. To go to a restaurant and not try every new thing I want, to experience excess and joy with a group. It’s a huge change of personality for me.

This happened before actually, it led to World War I

Can't believe they call it the dairy board when the Butter Business Bureau is right there

Lift: -Moves in a funny way -Eats lots of food -Heals after eating (bones etc) Luffy: -Moves in a funny way -Eats lots of food -Heals after eating (teeth etc) Conclusion: Luffy is an Edgedancer that uses Lifelight #stormlightarchive

Goddamn.

Bluesky search sucks can someone point me to Terance Ray and Tom Sexton?

future ghost! (1/2)

Imagine cat shots here

Death of the Trudeau Admin just hammers home Cushbomb Treat Theory. Nobody survives in office when inflation spikes. Doesn’t matter why the spike happened. There’s a reason Canadians gawk at low grocery prices in the USA. Low food prices are the point of empire, I think. Keeps everyone chill.

lmao

Westjet Fare 1 (carry on only): $253 Westjet Fare 2 (two checked bags): $7583 okay

The Canadian labour movement does not have to thank the Grits for whatever concessions they tossed workers. Trudeau used special powers to end multiple legal strikes last year!

Trudeau wishing he could have changed the electoral system in his resignation speech is the second angriest I’ve ever been at a Canadian politician. The first was when he bailed on doing electoral reform. Fuck that guy.

Need a timeline of this ceasefire pin she’s wearing