My neighbor stopped by this afternoon and left these - she used to look after Winnie sometimes when we were away “She had a great life - you took such good care of her” (sob)

usually if you ask experts why an empire fell they’ll say it’s nuanced and multifaceted, so i think it’s kind of cool that with America future historians will get to just say like “oh they took the idiot train to moronsville”

Has Ozzy been reincarnated as a cat or

Oh god this is hard Opening track: Planet Telex (Radiohead, The Bends) Closing Track: The Morning Fog (Kate Bush, Hounds of Love)

someone tell me it’s not just me

Aragorn and his Grey Company reach Dunharrow at dusk. When Éowyn can’t dissuade him from his plan to take the Paths of the Dead, she asks instead if she can join him. Aragorn refuses—reminding her that she promised King Théoden to serve as the people’s leader until his return.

The worst drivers in my neck of the woods go 5-10 miles under the speed limit then speed up, weave all over the road bc they’re looking at their phones and blow through stop signs or don’t use turn signals

some drawing advice that is very serious

I feel like every time someone farts loudly in the Middle East we (again) have to explain the Strait of Hormuz

Baturday Bat World Sanctuary

The Favourite bugged the shit out of me, solely because of the direction, which (to me) was so blatantly prurient and “look at me, I’m being such a naughty rebel” that it lessened the great performances, set design, costumes, etc.

Moo Bah La La La! the latest from Pixar

Never had any beef with Chalamet before, but now he’s a dickhead and can fuck off into the sun

Odilon Redon, The Rocky Slope, c. 1875 https://botfrens.com/collections/14377/contents/1135110

Look up where the word came from, it’s all right there

GRABBY HANDS

Are you a ‘90s child? Consult my handy chart to find out.

Chosen Site https://www.wikiart.org/en/paul-klee/chosen-site-1940

Landscape with Fence and Trees - 1916 https://botfrens.com/collections/173/contents/3105020

She’s gone, we lost her early this morning. It was quick and painless, and we were with her at home Cannot express to you how devastated I am right now

Napoleon low key the funniest guy in European history because he was like “what if I promoted officers based on how good they were at army and recruited troops who actually liked my country“ and it was basically the same as unleashing Godzilla.

Joe Mazzulla Reiterates Jayson Tatum Will Not Return Until He Passes The ‘Mazzulla Logic-Puzzle Meridian’ https://theonion.com/joe-mazzulla-reiterates-jayson-tatum-will-not-return-until-he-passes-the-mazzulla-logic-puzzle-meridian/

So is anyone still investigating the widespread rape and pedophilia or

“Almost all the 165 people killed in the attack were girls aged between seven and 12, according to local officials. There were around 170 girls at the school in southern Iran’s Minab at the time.“ A double-tap strike on little girls at school.

My kid’s friends are still fighting attempts from the campus chabad and the local cops to press charges against them for protesting on the college green…in spring 2024

Purple Brown https://botfrens.com/collections/25/contents/4878

No.11 https://botfrens.com/collections/25/contents/4943

In case you were in any doubt about how brilliantly ridiculous this cat from the thread below is, I thought I would post this exclusive video clip as absolute confirmation.

Let me be clear: I’m glad Kristi Noem was fired. But we still have to abolish ICE.

Drop something RED (C’mon, you knew this was coming)

In 1989 six months before the Wall came down, I met Frank Zappa at a cafe in Moscow

Major Briggs the absolute goat of Twin Peaks

I’d be all *popcorn gif* about this if it weren’t for all the misery, death, and destruction these assholes have caused/are causing

The Tempest is my absolute favorite Followed closely by Twelfth Night and Hamlet Oh god there are so many god ones

THREAD. 3 & 1/4 years ago, with no warning, a brilliant orange farm cat wandered over from the draughty barn where he'd been living, in rural Cornwall, & decided he wanted to live with us instead. We decided to call him Jim. This is the first photo I took of him, on that night: December 1st 2022

Winnie continues to do OK, we wish she were eating more, but she’s been very sweet and the meds seem to be helping with symptoms and pain

For all the but how can we afford space exploration folks…this means we’ve already spent more on this war that started last week than Cassini cost in the 26 years it took to build, launch, and operate it.

Lighting store manager (and then owner) Ballroom dance instructor (grandmother) High school English/drama teacher SAHM/costume creator (grandmother)

i miss twitter sometimes

This is Koyuki. Please do not disturb her. She's in ice cream scoop mode right now. Needs to focus. 12/10 (IG: fuji_bull)

Good morning! Yes, this is he

Wrote something short and sweet for a bingo prompt #stucky archiveofourown.org/works/80628661

The perfect spot at the perfect time! Thank you for this fantastic picture of the Clarendon Building, Kshitij Mohan 👏 📸 | kshitijmohan.oxford (Instagram)

Hoffmannesque Scene (Hoffmanneske Szene) http://kokoelmat.fng.fi/app?si=A-2001-346

Aaaaaaaand there goes the entire Northeast, excellent work, dude

Brilliant. An expat im Dubai has a startling revelation, by @stephencollins.bsky.social

A minor league hockey team had a wiener dog race. Zero thoughts, just vibes and absolute chaos. A thing of beauty

The Pink Studio, 1911 https://botfrens.com/collections/48/contents/15875