Blake Maroney
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Nobel Peace Prize Nominee 2026 a real Liz Lemon he/him Minneapolis
[simpsons frame] warmest Valentineās Day so far
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I mean, duh Like what was the question
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amy brown
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Iām sorry you werenāt a more obvious potential threat to the country
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Iād like to replace āallā with āsomeā or āreportedā
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taylr
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the flower bar, owned by GOP donor andrea corbin who is accepted in centrist DFL circles despite that fact, sprayed a person with a garden hose today for chalking on the sidewalk about corbinās role in helping to fund republicans as they send ICE into minneapolis during this siege
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Kevin M. Kruse
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Sort of gives away the lie that they're arresting hardened criminals who are drags on society when they're setting up traps to lure in Good Samaritans
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Catbus
over 1 year ago
I will never apologize for a post
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Using my old iPhone 13 with iOS 18 is a whole different world- like it works well and is legible
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Tom Madico
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Whereās my other iPhone? says the American man
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Bex šø (they/them/frog)
1 day ago
Hey look they do the duplicate plates thing in Minnesota too.
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An immigrant can do this very easily, btw, so, while āweāreā trying to decide whatās more beneficial to society keep this in mind
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She right, I was
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normal
1 day ago
For Valentine's Day I will start drinking by myself in 30 minutes and keep going until someone takes advantage of me
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normal
1 day ago
You are strange. But I like you
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āI see you eyein my twine, Biped.ā
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frovo
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if anyone needs me i'll be camped out in the walgreens parking lot waiting for the 50% off valentines candy sale (no one actually needs me which is why i'm camped out in the walgreens parking lot waiting for the 50% off valentines candy sale)
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Vince Mpls
1 day ago
"If you started out today on a trip around the world, you would find friends of Minneapolis, everywhere." Minneapolis Steel & Machinery Co. advertisement, May 1928.
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Perfect no notes
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Nice night
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Gonna walk to the store, do I trust my government officials words or should I bring my whistle
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Hide your diamonds, hide your exes, Iām a lil bit Alexis
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I super donāt like how I just thought I saw a shadow in my periph, thought nothin of it because drink and awake for 22 hours- but then looked over at the cat and sheās eyes locked on exactly where āthe shadowā was
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Literally no one else can understand- it works best when itās only me in the room. I am very much aware I sound insane, but itās true the progress weāve made
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My grades are down from Aās to Dās Upside down Inside out Stranger to this feelin
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Laurel Krahn
2 days ago
Who is responsible for this loon Olympic art I've been admiring on
StarTribune.com
for days now? It's great.
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tinybaby
2 days ago
they should spend less on starbucks lattes and net flix
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I often wonder if my building-mates can hear me singing these songs I do in these noise canceling headphones
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A changed happened and YouTube āpremiumā bitrate is now working for what I need it to šš» š„°š¤
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I may be biased, but, the SB52 halftime show was technically the best Iāve seen. Please, show me a mistake during that show.
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Very annoying how Super Bowl is two words but also incredibly trademarked, like stfu you canāt do that fucker
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The last two Spanish language and Puerto Rican focused halftime shows were when Trump was president. SB54(2020) and SB60(2026). So why are they framing this as a āliberalā thing when it seems real MAGA? I donāt know, Iām just asking questionsā¦
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WAREHOUSE DISTRICT LIVE: PLUS! the plus means mandatory. *no public bathrooms
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furby hancock
3 days ago
the suspiciously birdlike homie: talk shit about dinosaurs one more time.
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Ashley, season three of Degrassi TNG
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literally just order him a waymo and send him into the sea. he is very dumb it will not be difficult
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Electric Chimp
2 days ago
the authoritarian left tho
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hey i want everyone to know that the timing of these skeets are purely coincidental, even though it makes perfect sense they'd be related they are not
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David Brauer
2 days ago
āYou ever stop to think how much more smoothly Minneapolis politics would function if Jacob Frey could be just like 15% less of a dick?ā
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oOoOoOOOOOoo lOOk a HEliCopTeRRRRR
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My time has come.
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Friday the 13th and she sleepin - smdh, nobody wants to work anymore
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minnesota keeps standing on business
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Racket
2 days ago
We investigate a delicious phenomenon.
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Why Do So Many of Minneapolisās Best Sandwiches Come From Liquor Stores? - Racket
Racket investigates a delicious phenomenon.
https://racketmn.com/why-do-so-many-of-minneapoliss-best-sandwiches-come-from-liquor-stores
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so you're tellin me that blonde figure skater that peacock has been shoving in our face for weeks didn't even podium
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City of Minneapolis
3 days ago
Operation Metro Surge resulted in a $203 million impact on Minneapolis. Every penny is a loss to the Cityās economy, peopleās livelihoods, shelter and food security. Read more about the preliminary impact assessment released by the City:
https://www.minneapolismn.gov/news/
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Oh heās back
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