[simpsons frame] warmest Valentine’s Day so far

I mean, duh Like what was the question

I’m sorry you weren’t a more obvious potential threat to the country

I’d like to replace “all” with “some” or “reported”

the flower bar, owned by GOP donor andrea corbin who is accepted in centrist DFL circles despite that fact, sprayed a person with a garden hose today for chalking on the sidewalk about corbin’s role in helping to fund republicans as they send ICE into minneapolis during this siege

Sort of gives away the lie that they're arresting hardened criminals who are drags on society when they're setting up traps to lure in Good Samaritans

I will never apologize for a post

Using my old iPhone 13 with iOS 18 is a whole different world- like it works well and is legible

Where’s my other iPhone? says the American man

Hey look they do the duplicate plates thing in Minnesota too.

💝💌🗳️

An immigrant can do this very easily, btw, so, while “we’re” trying to decide what’s more beneficial to society keep this in mind

She right, I was

For Valentine's Day I will start drinking by myself in 30 minutes and keep going until someone takes advantage of me

You are strange. But I like you

“I see you eyein my twine, Biped.”

if anyone needs me i'll be camped out in the walgreens parking lot waiting for the 50% off valentines candy sale (no one actually needs me which is why i'm camped out in the walgreens parking lot waiting for the 50% off valentines candy sale)

"If you started out today on a trip around the world, you would find friends of Minneapolis, everywhere." Minneapolis Steel & Machinery Co. advertisement, May 1928.

Perfect no notes

Nice night

Gonna walk to the store, do I trust my government officials words or should I bring my whistle

Hide your diamonds, hide your exes, I’m a lil bit Alexis

I super don’t like how I just thought I saw a shadow in my periph, thought nothin of it because drink and awake for 22 hours- but then looked over at the cat and she’s eyes locked on exactly where “the shadow” was

Literally no one else can understand- it works best when it’s only me in the room. I am very much aware I sound insane, but it’s true the progress we’ve made

My grades are down from A’s to D’s Upside down Inside out Stranger to this feelin

Who is responsible for this loon Olympic art I've been admiring on StarTribune.com for days now? It's great.

they should spend less on starbucks lattes and net flix

I often wonder if my building-mates can hear me singing these songs I do in these noise canceling headphones

A changed happened and YouTube “premium” bitrate is now working for what I need it to 🙏🏻 🥰🤓

I may be biased, but, the SB52 halftime show was technically the best I’ve seen. Please, show me a mistake during that show.

Very annoying how Super Bowl is two words but also incredibly trademarked, like stfu you can’t do that fucker

The last two Spanish language and Puerto Rican focused halftime shows were when Trump was president. SB54(2020) and SB60(2026). So why are they framing this as a “liberal” thing when it seems real MAGA? I don’t know, I’m just asking questions…

WAREHOUSE DISTRICT LIVE: PLUS! the plus means mandatory. *no public bathrooms

the suspiciously birdlike homie: talk shit about dinosaurs one more time.

Ashley, season three of Degrassi TNG

literally just order him a waymo and send him into the sea. he is very dumb it will not be difficult

the authoritarian left tho

hey i want everyone to know that the timing of these skeets are purely coincidental, even though it makes perfect sense they'd be related they are not

“You ever stop to think how much more smoothly Minneapolis politics would function if Jacob Frey could be just like 15% less of a dick?”

oOoOoOOOOOoo lOOk a HEliCopTeRRRRR

My time has come.

Friday the 13th and she sleepin - smdh, nobody wants to work anymore

minnesota keeps standing on business

We investigate a delicious phenomenon.

so you're tellin me that blonde figure skater that peacock has been shoving in our face for weeks didn't even podium #Olympics

Operation Metro Surge resulted in a $203 million impact on Minneapolis. Every penny is a loss to the City’s economy, people’s livelihoods, shelter and food security. Read more about the preliminary impact assessment released by the City: https://www.minneapolismn.gov/news/

Oh he’s back