The real recession indicator is hotdogs making a massive comeback

Gavin Newsom would have downloads turned off on his TikTok account 🙄

The city is scary

Amelia Earhart? The aviatrix?

the internet is so boring now like everything is the same every site has endless scrolling but its all the same recycled content

i can confirm to have declined to perform the 2026 super bowl halftime show

It’s like they designed iOS 26 to only do one task at a time - probably why they made every task now require ten extra taps

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if jacob frey wins again, it's because people don't pay attention and aren't angry. that the davis moturi case has fallen by the wayside, now the failures with mariah samuels, and most voters still just do not care

Dakota county DMV really is the move

There's a reason they seem to be mostly targeting women to beat up, and we all know what it is.

I've been spending time at our Minneapolis parks and inviting neighbors to come chat with me about their dreams for our city and what we can create when we come together. I'll be hanging out at Kenwood Park tomorrow (9/26) at 5 pm – I hope you'll stop by and join me! mobilize.us/s/NJdbGu

Getting reeeaalll close to posting on x dot com again… like nearly did just now- had a response to something all typed up and everything BUT REFRAINED.

[exciting jazz music]

"the menswear guy isn't fair and balanced." do you even hear yourself? "fork lady is eroding public confidence." "ladder baby is undermining the credibility of the field." "lemon raccoon is acting without transparency or accountability." that's what you sound like.

These podcast boys that are running the country keep trying to find autism but never realize the answer is in the room.

Y’all seeing that right arm/hand? I cannot be the only one seeing and hearing the thump

High School Musical: The Musical: The Series. Is legitimately well written and directed, annoyingly.

Absolute favorite thing about iOS 26 is how many more extra steps it takes to accomplish anything 🥰

Look I'm not the man to do this but if somebody isn't making a supercut of Rapturetok influencers realizing they have to remain on this dogshit planet right now then I don't even know why I have a computer anymore.

Any minute now right? Or do I have to do laundry

Wonderful, the tree that blocked his eyes was raptured

Just saw a suburban in the target parking lot with license plate BOYMAKR

Disney could just grow up and live stream ABC on Disney+/Hulu like NBC does on peacock and CBS does on paramount plus, right

Perfect rapture weather

This is why I only take paracetamol

We are all Dr. Fauci’s eye-roll right now.

Guy wanted to rule himself out is all

I like how he basically gave it all away when he said “unless you need to take it because the other ones were actually proven to be bad, really proven to be bad really bad, like actually proven bad.”

Remember back when they bought MySpace and no one ever used it again

*mournfully shooting off a tshirt cannon into the sadly cheering funeral crowd*

Met and shook hands with Dewayne Davis at porchfest tonight. You know who I haven’t ever met out and about in nearly a decade? Jacob.

Pfft that place sucks burps

I can't get over how weird this photo is. I love that someone in England captioned it: "Darling, be a dear and DO click on the floor lamp."

Rewatching #AmericanAuto and again am nearly chewing thru a door for Jack

Every once in a while I pick up my iPhone 13 Pro and am like, wow, this is it- this is the one

“Never go to bed angry” People will often tell you this to stop you waking up too powerful

This new iOS keyboard is killing me It also isn’t helping that the new one is only in the stock apps

Oh cool my weather app has BPD too

My parents have somehow discovered a way to create a new group message with the four of us separately from the original one, because of course a boomer can. So now there are two distinct group messages with only the four of us running at the same time. I will also place some blame on iOS 26.

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I would love to be part of the conversation on MSNBC related to the Kimmel story and it's chilling effects on first amendment, but unfortunately I was terminated by MSNBC for stating that "hateful thoughts lead to hateful words which lead to hateful actions".

He’s a white male with hair, Lemon; the sky’s the limit.

Is it just gonna do this every time forever now #iOS26

Make Disney feel like Target.

“I’ll be 10 min late sorry!!!” -ashamed -fragile -unreliable “A thousand apologies. The relentless slog of time has overtaken my faculties.” -powerful -commanding -honest

Love that we can’t trust weather forecasts anymore it’s so awesome

👏🏻👏🏻 #GenV

iOS 26 is amazing in ways that can be measured

Becoming increasingly clear we’re gonna have to build a parallel infrastructure for all the media we really love. The reason all of this is happening under the color of law is hyperconsolidation, dissent being traded straight up for merger approval, or fear of harassment.