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justin tonight

justin acting like me when i open google photos late at night drunk lol

bieber just having gay guy music video night on stage right now

Re my Munich to Prague transport, should I take the ICE train thru Nuremberg or is that too on the nose

support local small businesses y’all they strugglin out there ......... 😑

suitcases shouldnt cost this much

watch out everyone some really cool dudes on their loud motorcycles comin up Hennepin

Thanks

⛈️

Finally doing something about the affordability crisis.

After almost twenty years on the platform, EFF is logging off of X. This isn’t a decision we made lightly, but it might be overdue. 🧵 (1/5) www.eff.org/deeplinks/2...

Watching #TheMiniatureWife and the scene “22 years ago” showing her using a white iBook threw me aback

barely know her tbh

I need new friends.

Well see because now I’m skeptical about it

“Fire is free and easy to use”

If we were paid enough to live it wouldn’t happen.

One of these days I will find my harddrive that has the Kesha Die Young music video with the Nokia windows phone ad in it that non y’all believe exists

I guess I just don’t think we should let these kind in our city idk

How am I supposed to sleep tonight when there are so many of them, like, just around tonight …

This keeps drinking from my cup of milk when I leave the room. She thinks she’s slick, but she’s not, as she’s just had milk

Not enough Americans have seen what concerts/festivals look like in Europe to see what we’re truly missing here because of our insanely violent culture

Yesterday was Thursday Thursday Today it is Friday Friday We we we so excited We so excited

[looking in the bathroom mirror] soo remember earlier when i said we’d do laundry tonight… 😜

If we had more than one Mack, the return of a single Mack wouldn't have been such a disruptive event.

is that the statue of liberty with wings on top there? TACKY BORING DERIVATIVE

Notice how the most celebrated and successful space mission in *decades* was run by at least 50% “DEI hires”—not all white men? And not even all Americans. Maybe diversity *is* strength . . .

It’s the freakin weekend

aLOTta sirens I'm hearing from downtown right now.. is there some sort of meetup going on or what ...

“The mission is over but the melody lingers on.”

“NEWS I have NEWz! They are all OUT of the cage AND on the PORCH!”

She out!

I’d be in there shouting “I don’t need a goddamn PORCH let mE OUT”

Monitoring the situation

NASA failed to predict the real splashdown risk.

omg just let them out I’d need to pee so bad

these astronauts are gonna need to RUN to make their connecting flights

I’d be so fucking annoyed to have just done a perfect ten day trip around the damn moon and upon landing be held captive by shitty Earth tech failures

I'm moonscrolling

He messed with their phone somehow

Now comes the final step of filling the capsule with a lukewarm bisque, either lobster or perhaps potato.

Artemis II astronaut: *takes phone off airplane mode*

Wow imagine that, the Artemis 2 mission falls apart as they get back to earth

Bluesky 🤝 NASA mission Most earnest platform // most earnest human endeavor

“Just to check, you do know how to use the phone right?” Lol glad to see even astronauts deal with /management/

ARTEMIS II LANDING SUCCESS YESSS

Ngl that kinda made me cry

Artemis II is officially back home.