We seem to have normalised the Premier League's inability to conclude the Manchester City case. The years this thing has taken is pathetic. The longer it has taken the more people have forgotten the magnitude of the alleged offences. Time passing has had a kind of watering down affect on allegations

Oh boy, this is magnificent.

THREE disallowed goals. Bar, crossbar AND their keeper had an absolute worldie. Still stuck 2 past them. Unbelievable performance. Hand him the keys. #hecantacklepassandheadmichaelcarrickisared

Pep Guardiola has signed an entire XI worth over £500m since last January alone… #115

Innit nice when your flagrant cheating, hitherto and probably forever unpunished, embeds you in a position to be able to just go out and buy established internationals in January because you have a couple of injuries

Reform = worst of the Tory Party

If Southgate is getting any job it should be Jason Wilcox’s.

Some people still going on about the AI sheik? United are a football club. No one should ever want it to be a foreign policy instrument

Wonder when City will get Morgan Rogers in to replace Semenyo

Love watching Villa at the moment. MUFC-wise, I think I’d genuinely go for Emery over any manager in the game.

An objectively hilarious thing for the president of the United States of America to say, especially using that timeframe

WOW

Anyone else got a sneaking suspicion that Amorim’s time might be up? Next few days could be interesting… #manutd

Polanski nails Farage.

The subs (again) are a close second - yeah options are severely limited, but Fletcher (not his position) and Mantato (much less ready) over Lacey, the usual centre-back swap for no apparent reason… he’s a laughing stock with fans of other clubs and absolutely rightfully so. Sunk Cost Fallacy FC

Felt like this was a massive ‘losing the moderates’ moment, to use an @andymitten.bsky.social phrase

I don’t see any justification whatsoever for sticking with him. There’s no evidence that any of his approach is yielding success. Wins happen in spite of him. What are we even doing at this point.

Absolutely unforgivable. Everything about Amorim’s approach tonight stank. He thinks he’s SO clever. And the fact he keeps being proven he’s fucking daft should be his undoing - but it won’t be. He’s hopeless.

Long long rap sheet for Amorim tonight but the biggest crime might be watching Dorgu have his best game for United on Friday playing out on the right and deciding to just not bother running it back tonight. He’s so so bad

However heavy these boos are going to be they won’t be heavy enough. We are wasting our fucking time with him, wake up for fucks sake

Completely deserved by Wolves. This has been appalling from United. No idea why he’s changed the formation but I’m convinced it’s why Wolves - probably the worst Premier League team ever - are in the game. It doesn’t work.

I dunno man. Posting videos of Anthony Joshua struggling out of the car that reportedly killed 2 of his friends, with passers by holding up phones to film it themselves, feels a bit intrusive and insensitive. I’m sure most people dont mean any harm but it feels like we don’t really need to see that

Actually thought we played really well. But how can THAT many players missing AND THEN losing your captain and best player not knock you for six? Rodgers though. What a player.

Why thou.

Maybe this’un will change my mind but still think it’s a tragedy that one of the best filmmakers of all time has wasted the better part of two decades on “this”.

Rob Reiner either made your favorite movie, or made somebody you know’s favorite movie. If you’re a Californian, he’s also part of the reason you or your friends can get married. He has changed more lives for the better than this asshole commenting on him ever did.

Rob Reiner: I'm going to make a coming of age drama, a fantasy adventure story, a romantic comedy, a psychological horror and then a courtroom drama. Us: Across your entire career? Reiner: In a 6 year period. Us: That sounds- Reiner: -Each one will be arguably the best movie in that genre.

you'd think that the fact the president of the united states is completely fucking insane would be a bigger news story

Enjoyed James Maddison this evening

Just crap isn’t it. Even the first half hour was far more about Wolves being terrible, we’ve still created next to nothing of note in open play and yet another team are finding it all too easy to play through us. Just a colossal waste of time and resources this

I’d have Emery at Utd in a heartbeat. Proper boss.

It’s not Mount’s first prem goal of the season mate.

Out run, out fought and out thought by a team playing away in Europe 60 odd hours ago. Even by Amorim’s standards that was pathetic.

I’ll never fathom why ballsing up a penalty means you get another go.

Still reeling from the Stanford report on Brexit. Reduced GDP by up to 8% and investment by as much as 18%. The UK Treasury would have £40 billion more each year if Britain had remained in the EU. Devastating self-immolation.

In order to distract from stories that he associated with a known sex offender, Donald Trump met with Cristiano Ronaldo

It's not just the fact that they're evil. It's not just the way they are working very hard to make 'asylum seekers' and 'illegal migrants' into interchangeable synonyms for each other. It's the glee with which they communicate these things. They take uncontainable joy in the suffering of others.

Great Scott the Scot

When Tommy Robinson celebrates Labour policy, the party deserves to die

Glad not to lose but Spurs were absolutely there for the taking at 1-0. So so poor. Casemiro our best player again. Keeping him fit (and having a proper succession plan) absolutely key if we’re truly gonna be “back”.

Da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da Divorced Man!

There's trying so hard and failing so badly to lay a single glove on him

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Never forget the time the Sun published a sneering article mocking 'snowflake' academics and students for correctly understanding the whole fucking point of Mary Shelley's Frankenstein

Just to say that teachers do an incredibly difficult job, with all the right intentions, and can be the defining influence on a young person's life. They are the exact opposite of poisoners because good teaching provides the antidote to so many dangers

I can taste the panic these two felt doing their little stencilling. So casual with ‘own goal’ thinking they had all the space in the world. Look at the chasm between own and goal! Then sudden panic about whether there’s enough room for ‘Neville’. Eventually settling for ‘Nev’ after a crisis meeting

She told America. We told America. Now, it's here.

You sack him now and take your licks for the decisions around appointing him in the first place or you sacrifice another season, with all the financial and reputational damage that entails. Your move INEOS