Hey I just met you And this is crazy But here’s my number Call me maybe

Before the midterms of 1866, President Andrew Johnson called his congressional opponents traitors and said they should be hanged. Voters were so profoundly moved by his words... that they gave his opponents a supermajority in Congress, and the nation got the Fourteenth Amendment.

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Zohran Mamdani doesn’t make me, an American Jew, feel unsafe. Having the Coast Guard, which falls under the Department of Homeland Security, decide that a swastika isn’t really a symbol of hate? That makes me, an American Jew, feel pretty damn unsafe.

Ouch..just looked at my investments. Thanks Piggy 🐷!

Does he even own a suit?

I want to take a moment to thank the entire Elias Law Group team who worked on the Texas redistricting case as well as our fearless clients. The thirteen Black and Latino voters we represented stood up to challenge Texas's unprecedented mid-decade redistricting. We all ow them a debt of gratitude.

NEW: Epstein survivors release the most powerful PSA I have ever seen. Make this go viral so every member of the House of Representatives sees it.

Steak prices are up significantly up across the board. Filet up 56% since last November. Omaha Steaks CEO: We are headed for $10 a pound ground beef in the grocery store. I don't think we will see prices come down in any meaningful way until sometime in 2027

If you're a professor at Texas A&M, you'll need to receive written authorization from the university president before discussing this incident on campus.

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My friend @drannieandrews.com will be Lindsey Graham's opponent. She is a pediatric surgeon who has performed spinal surgeries on children, running against a grownup with no spine. Dr. Andrews is poised to perform a full Lindsey-ectomy on the United States Senate.

This is a statement I received from a Epstein survivor who is a Jane Doe. Share it widely.

Rudolph’s reindeer friends really were a bunch of fuckers weren’t they? They didn’t like him or let him play games cuz he was “different” until he was useful to them and they could take advantage of Sounds like Trump supporters. #FridayFeelings

megyn kelly keeping this one fresh

After Ghislaine Maxwell lied to Todd Blanche, someone waived her sex offender status and moved her to Club Fed with "OUT" custody - allowing her to work outside the prison walls. 3 months ago, I got her Bureau of Prisons points screen as proof. We still don't know who approved all this.

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The woman that said he's a gentleman

Hannity: When did you notice Biden’s cognitive decline? Miller: I think it was through all of the times that Trump has fallen asleep in public and talked about magnets getting wet.

I can’t get over seeing Sue Heck in a hallmark movie. Yea I know it’s Eden Sher but still. I keep waiting for Brick to be leading the tour group.

Anyone who ever sent an email to Epstein.

Why can’t Janice and Jan want a “pistol that shoots” on their Xmas list. #WednesdayThoughts

McGovern: Seriously, we were worried. We actually started handing out missing person posters. Nobody has seen you for eight weeks. But, hey, I'm glad that you are ok. I'm glad you survived your nice, two-month paid vacation

NCIS:Origins watch party anyone? #NCIS

Fire Chief Dick Durbin, showing up at the four-alarm inferno with a coupon good for one (1) discounted glass of water, redeemable in three weeks.

They never fail to disappoint.

Dems really know how to pop a balloon and let all the air out. So disappointing. @senatedemocrats.bsky.social

I am so excited about the NCIS / Origins crossover event!!! I can’t even explain how much!! Come on time… move faster!

When your presidency runs on manual transmission.

Send these warm tidings of comfort and joy to your MAGA relatives this year! #MAGAIsOVER

I see another horrible day for the best economy in the world. 🙄

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Ok let’s see if I got this. GOP logic: Vaccines = Bad Botox = Good Measles = Good Life saving insulin = no cap expensive GLP-1 weight loss only drugs = $150 cap 🤔

Had to share this from twitter just because

Happy Zohran Day to all who celebrate!!

BREAKING: Democrat Aftab Pureval wins Cincinnati mayoral election over Cory Bowman, half-brother of Vice President JD Vance. Follow AP for live updates.

"I will not raise my children to think Donald Trump is an acceptable American leader."

Justice for Joanna!!! Like WTF!! www.wcvb.com/article/joan...

"Speaker Johnson, it looks as though the president is currently stabbing you with a knife. Do you have any comment?" "Well, look, this is the first I'm hearing about it. As you know, I've been really busy not doing my job, so I just don't know enough about this alleged stabbing to make a comment."

Holy shite this IT: Welcome to Derek is totally FUBAR.