It’s always rosé season to those who are pure of heart

If you’ve ever been kicked out of my house after a hangout, consider it an honor. You are now part of The Inner Realm

Always sunny trivia night when I am already seeing my most always sunniest friends???? The planets are aligning

The marg works in mysterious ways

The Power of a Loaded Baked Potato

Baddies Battling Burnout @hauntedmck.bsky.social

Hows the new job going? Well a State Farm agent called me at 9:16 am to ask me if I’m okay

Nobody’s ever wanted anything as badly as I want a ginger ale rn

Okay he also just got scared by his own drool dripping on him

Scarecrow closed out of instagram with his nose. Thank you for the reminder king

There goes more of my whimsy. Shes going corporate 😔

if a girls night doesnt end with listening to taylor swift songs in a parked car was it even a girls night

bad day at work? have you considered .. bread?

my current delusion is that i would kill a hairstyle like this

Sometimes it’s like, I need a cigarette. But I don’t even smoke

I need everyone to be very direct with me all the time about everything starting now

My bad g

got new glasses. unstoppable

Sorry I can’t go out tonight, I’m researching every branch of the Targaryen family tree

me plotting how to be the office prankster on day 2 of my employment

These are somehow all @hauntedmck.bsky.social

Screaming, crying, throwing up I’m going to watch the last episode of stranger things with my bestie tonight @hauntedmck.bsky.social

Chicken nugget induced ecstasy

me going to bed with my weighted blanket, my weighted cow, my weighted dragon,

“about to romanticize things you couldn’t even imagine…….. oh cows!” @connor-edwards.bsky.social

yall WISH you had a maid of honor who knows you this well. @novasnasa.bsky.social

burned myself making christmas cookies. thug life

love language: making kindergarten style crafts for my pals

had to stop otw to the function to get tums

I am bar hopping

watching the lord of the rings on the brink of despair. what else is new

Just remembered McKenzie asked my permission to switch her signature fruit aesthetic from blackberries to cranberries lmfao

i love my friends so so so much

great news!!!

kendrick forgot to get my childhood stuffed animal from the hotel…………

“the list of worries is LONG” @madmoods.bsky.social

“Get your nipple paper outta here”

words cannot express how much i am dreading going to work today. not prepared to deal with the middle aged meanies

the only downside to waking up at 6:30/7 am every day is that i eat like four meals now. wdym im hungry for my third meal of the day at 2 pm???

i forgot i could bake. (threat)

Never beating the cult leader allegations

horrible news for my brand. i like raisin bran cereal.

the older i get, the more i become kuzco

hot girls play neopets