CONSTRUCTION ZONE

Undeniably a white man cause I love Buc-ee’s

Got to Florida and immediately downed a spam musubi!

Me and Frankie are about to become sand castle architects for the few days!

Studying for test at the coffee store interrupted by sensual couples prayer.

Do you guys think if I cry during my trig midterm tomorrow the professor will give me a pity grade?

Miss Zara Larsson I did not know you had it like that!

As a dad, I like moms.

Wood :(

Halloween costume sneak peek 🤩

I’m going to be eating a large amount of ice cream and then going to bed if that’s okay with everyone!

I love to, how you say? Beating the dead horse?

+makes learning sign language very fun

It happened today. While she was cleaning out her desk my classic country playlist was playing Johnny Paycheck’s “Take This Job and Shove It”. On a human level I hope that provided some comfort or resolve to her on this momentous day!

Sinus infection time

Corey Feldman jump scare while tuning into DWTS.

I have a parasocial crush on a Reverend

Scare away the Sunday Scaries at chef’s steakhouse

Gm 😌

“Jesus?? I found her!!” -Frankie

Weeping into my cranberry orange bagel @hottubheiress.bsky.social

Old white men pissin me off!!!!

Involuntarily giggled on the phone with a customer cause he called me “little lady” 🤩

Work nemesis is being fired!!!!

Body: Broken Heart: Full :) <3

Enough time has passed, what if his neck just did that?

Huh?

JOE BINKY!!! Happy BIG DAY!! My brother forever love you! @joe-binky.bsky.social

You don’t gotta twist my arm to get me on a smoker!!!

The timeline has been very funny today! Everyone keep up the good work!

HONEY DON’T!!

I wanna own a franchise of stores where the gimmick is all the employees are really mean to you on purpose. Cause I would wanna work the register.

Jehovas witness cosplaying cop got me to open my door :(

Going on a quest (getting from the couch to the car to go get cough drops and caffeine cause I don’t feel too good)

Caught in the act!!

Why must math professors be such characters

Inshallah the nice lady at the hucks only charged me for one of the two cans of zyns.

What’s the over/under on me stealing this mug

The wine bloat ™️🫃🏻

Doobie brothers gym pr

Trying to manage the look of disgust when a new hire asks me how I optimize sales strategies is hard.

Wowza 🤩 @kailsalad.bsky.social

I’m rapidly approaching fuck ass bob territory with my hair

Save me post lake day body oil save me

I’ve received the title of lesbian man :)

Word of the day! “Hmmmmm”

My morning zyn hits just about as hard as the intro to Money for Nothing by Dire Straights.

I won the yearning competition with myself