Well read hot deer in your area

Once a husky boy always a husky boy

Puppy named Girlfriend 😭

“Something needs to be done about Utah”

I have just eaten a honey bun and it was very yummy

Finding Alton Browns TikTok felt like coming home

The Paw Patrol needs to be humbled

I hope my coworkers will one day become aware I am a pre med student and can answer their health related questions with the same certainty as a rock could.

Ride my new bike to the brewery to do chemistry homework, I am that bitch thank you 🙂‍↕️

Watching mad men with an inflation calculator is both informative and disturbing

Feeling the urge of a bleached buzz cut again

ED medications are getting out of hand! What do you mean “Boner Vape”???

I’m a crusty little bastard today

Craving a pseudo sue

Why do homework at the shitty coffee store? when the beer store is right there!

If Peter Campbell has no haters I’m dead

Dudes really throw on a shirt and pants and be like “you mind if I throw a fit??”

First Celsius in a while put me in fight or flight mode

I’m a little slut for a good fight riff

I wish there was a car wash for boys

Boys kissing (slowed and reverbed)

Marketing team: how do we make shitty 1ply toilet paper sound appealing?

I’m glad I hit the .01% margin of time where being clean shaven is a good time for me.

If you were a dessert, what dessert would you be?

Man Child by Sabrina Carpenter is yacht rock

I long for the summer sun to burn my ailments away

Ah, sick yet again

Surprise casual day at work right after I buy new jeans? God is real people!!!

Victory cig

Egg Salad Sando that changed my life

When will my gastrointestinal suffering end :’(

I’m goodie and my shoes are two

“Wuthering Heights” proves you really can’t always get by on just being hot

Milk bread ❤️‍🔥

Someone please purchase the vans boat shoes for me :)

Google search resulted in a crisis hotline pop up 😬

Loves of my life slaying at the whiskey bar 🫶

Someone tell me something good

Told the armed cash courier at work that I was “living the dream” and he said “you need to borrow my gun?”

Thank you Dr. Pepper

The universe has a funny way of kicking my ass right before I have PTO.

Me? Taking a good thirst trap???

I want to go to there (Mad Men office)

Happiness is always one cool pair of pants away

If my ADHD medication is so addictive why do I keep forgetting to take it!?!?

Man even the paw patrol is loosing positions to AI

That’s what America is all about! (Getting beat up by a bisexual cowboy)

Who is it!?!?

Forget the commune of it all. Who’s moving to Thailand with me?

More fuzz rock girl bands!!