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Sometimes you just gotta krump It out!

My week off at the end of this month is calling unto me like a siren in the night

Ya know what? Sometimes being bitchy on a customer support chat with a touch of compassion for the worker will get you a free 60 dollars!

I used to be a godly man

I’m gonna be weekend maxing this summer

IM GOOOOIN THROUGH CHANGEHEHEES

A quickie kinda feels like this

And with that we bring junior year of undergrad to a close!!

Smiling used to be sexy!!

“Everybody I don’t like looks like the lake monster from Doug”

If you were a bug what bug would you be?

Having a toddler is sometimes like having a drunk uncle who’s 3 apples tall

Voyeurism, but it’s just me watching my friends be cool and chase their dreams.

I have a calling

It’s altruistic hedonism summer!!

I’m a bitch who sits!!

Longing for the woods

I’ve actually never been more deadass

Might mess around a yearn for little bit

Working on a Monday ❌ Planning my solo hiking trip ✅

And just like that, I’m the Duke

What happened alcoholically this weekend can never happen again

Perfect amount of drunk rn :)

Mm thong

Guys one of my clients gave me some vintage pocket knives

My spidey senses for infidelity are insane

Speed running an egg salad sandwich with 15 minutes left of lunch

Chronically online coworker is one of the worst coworker variants to exist.

Sometimes all you need is a home made Gouda bacon burger and a pineapple highball

Living life yogurt bowl to yogurt bowl

Thanks Gen Z for bringing rock and roll back to life

Now I’m curious, who is on your survivalist dream team?

Lots of milk talk on here today

Coworker asking me to grade the user experience of her AI generated goal tracker for a sales campaign.

Each day I reach new heights of sleepy

Man I love TV

I feel indebted to the pals for how well I made out at the clothing swap

Might I have have 4 volunteers?

I want Cher and Bob Hoskins to adopt me

Gonna rub my eyeballs right outta my head

Shoes cemented to the floor via triple sec.

How to be more forthcoming?

I am your new sleep paralysis demon

Chet Atkins induced studying flow state

I’m off that julep

I haven’t hard posted on instagram since 2024

She burn on my bush till I let my people go