I’ve successfully whittled down to 4 nicotine’s a day.

Death threats before 10AM!! Merry Christmas everybody!

Finally back on leg days post “the day of the knee” and sufficed to say I found love again.

“It’s not hot or sexy when you have to involve logistics”

I miss my friends

Crazy to expect one church in the Paducah area would help a person not get evicted! How could I be so daft!!!

I love being nice to people

My subconscious is much bolder than I

Banking all spiritual energy on my 2026 horoscope coming to fruition

Finally took a chance and traded the side part for a mod cut. Please affirm me. 🥺

My dream last night was a gripping tale of a disastrous flood in Paducah. But fear not citizens! Phoenix Rose Wallace and I armed with a john boat will save this city!

Cowboy Fun Fact!! I love you <3

Medication holiday of anguish and despair

I am feeling hot, sexy, and full of wine and pasta.

I can’t stop sending brain rot to JD Vance’s insta dms 😟

Who up doin surgery at 1 am?

There is no amount of Vyvanse that will make me want to video myself doing sign language for this class.

I don’t know what kind of cosmic debt Zac Brown owes but I am not interested in seeing his sphere performance every time I open my phone.

You know it’s getting grim when the algorithm throws you tarot readers saying a miracle is coming.

Wish someone would wack my pack

ADHD medication got me feeling a religious revelatory experience

Client quote of the day “Ya know I beat my own ass to get on disability?”

BIG SANDWICH

Starting off with The Crux-Djo This album felt like a love letter to pop rock as a genre. So much influence from The Beetles, Queen, Fleetwood Mac, and The Strokes, Djo really sets himself high above his initial release with this one!

“I love my gay husband, he buys me frilly pillows”

My wrapped is NO GOOD!!!

Swag pills acquired 😎

Bed frame induced psychosis

Felony flow state

Just ordered a new bed, this will be me and @kailsalad.bsky.social until spring

Thankful for vanity!!!

My sodium intake must be stopped

I happened upon an adderall, went to lunch and wrote two songs in 45 minutes

Drunkenly teary eyed drifting to sleep, dreaming of my friends :’)

This just in: Put a lamp in your bathroom!

The executive dysfunction of it all

Bastards

This is the point in the semester I yearn to drop out and move to the New England seaside to become a crab fisherman

Luca Guadagnino officially has a stinker on his record.

Pendulum squat right into hand stand

Having a toddler is sometimes like being at a live jackass episode.

Shrimp cocktail :)

I love being the depop recycler for all my oomfs

Now if you would imagine: a college advisor who actually does their job!

This morning’s commute sponsored by beating a wall of rain to work.

Casual blairing at the coffee shop while a Bible study is meeting in the back

It’s rather offensive that p*pers is the only coffee store I can focus in

Were the pizza pals!!