The holidays will really have you handling a whole bird before your coffee is even ready

Up WAY past my Bedtime making Style Boards

I love talking during movies

We are not saying “britches” enough

Eye makeup is back for me in a major way

I could never get rid of snapchat the selfie camera is too good

I really never thought “get Jesus out of your mouth” would become a part of my daily phrases but here we are

Friday chores>>>> Monday chores

Got a pair of hair shears and now I’m thinking crazy thoughts

Bekah, my Bekah 😩

Loved overhearing some anti ai chat at the coffee store

My deepest apologies to Maggie Gyllenhaal! I had no idea she was doin it like that!

Quick I need a book rec

Oomf threatened to pull the lunk alarm on me

Yet again I have somehow acquired one dish per oomf household

I need to go to Berlin immediately

I love when a song says medulla oblongata

Oh boy, only Tuesday

What’s with these homies dissin my girl !!

I just know a comment section on fb marketplace place ads would be so entertaining

Rugby is so crazy

Some are very confused by my constant giggling

I am feeling hot, sexy, and full of wine and pasta.

It’s so awesome when the hair, makeup, and outfit don’t work 🤡

I wanna take a nap in my pile of warm laundry

Everytime I bake I wish I could share it with all of you

Why did this auto play when I connected my headphones…not in my recent searches or library… not complaining!

Adopting the term “soft off day” for wfh Fridays. I’m around, but do NOT need me

Tell me why a man I just passed walking on the sidewalk mumbled “bitch” at me under his breath…??!?!

My favorite interaction today has been the timid BCB that asked me “ma’am, do you know what those are” pointing at the micro greens on the salad bar and when I told him, said “oh I thought it was broccoli or something. Not for me I guess”

That’s just a regular weeknight!!!

“In Gina’s name we pray. Amen.”

Need soup in a major way

Addicted to denim tops with embroidered flowers on them

Deciding to live on the edge today (taking an open coffee mug in the car)

Chiquitita makes me feel a way no other song can

I’ve got some crazy bruises atm

Kinda lookin like this in my new glasses

Just a little babushka sitting on the dock

Going clam for clam

open.spotify.com/track/7xapw9... actually the best Christmas song

Pantone Color of 2026 just being a shade of white has to be some kind of recession indicator

Balaclava reveal- that shit was tedious!

I don’t know if I’ll ever be warm again

“Gobble gobble bitch!”

Haha yeah

I got new shoes and my outfit is kinda awesome right now

I always forget about the “do not go near the mall area” time of year until it’s happening to me

50 Cent Friday