Loudest clap ever echoing through the entire gym

“It’s like if Pitbull and Bady Bunny had a baby” “now that’s a baby I’d like to hold!!”

The E stands for Embroidery

My life revolves around Brownie Batter Built Puff

You KNOW I’m about to have the Debut Bike Ride of all time to this HS album

I should not be trusted with a touch screen device

Trunk full of bike

Plagued by concepts

My glasses make me feel so cutie patootie

Sometimes you just gotta listen to a worship song ya know

Told ya

One thing about oomf, he’s gonna pull up the inflation calculator during Mad Men

I love when my cat barks at me

Just showed Frank this photo and he said “awwww that’s Frankie and you!!!” so

I love when people think @chef-g0ldblum.bsky.social is just my gay bsf bc true

You guys I just performed magic in photoshop

I kept tweeting “I love Benito” in my dream last night

She bloomed today!!

Baby’s first vintage!! 🥹

I can’t stop thinking about Marie Antoinette (2006)

YAY!!!

Nothing brings a tear to my eye faster than a tiny animal!

My body is a machine that turns going to bed late into waking up early for no damn reason

Just woke up from a dream where I was really awesome at roller skating

I’m using again (Depop)

I can never watch a whole movie alone. It like triggers something in me to start doing stuff around the house

Adam Lambert is that gurl

Bleach on my favorite shirt :(

No one freak out I made an appointment

Mood post backyard sun time

I also moved some apps around and I do not love that it’s pissing me off

Another day, another cranked neck

Someone tell me something cool to do to my hair I can’t take it anymore

Just remembered I relocated my March flowers last year!!! I hope they bloom 🤞🏼

Bada Bing ain’t got nothing on the Tom-Tom!

Shawty fire burnin’ on the dance floor!!!!!!!

Started a widget on my phone that loops photos of all my oomfies and family 🥹 I love it

Lip combo but it’s just a bunch of layered chapsticks

Love this guy

“Is that Yankee Doodle??????”

It’s beautiful the things a pair of structured pants can do for the ass

How does the bachelorette manage to cast the same 25 guys every season

You met me at a very mayonnaise time in my life

Baby’s first class action lawsuit

I’ve hit my head enough times in the past 24 hours that I’m sure a concussion is not out of the question

March 6th (assuming no unforeseen technical difficulties) You’re the first to know

Embarking on an extreme journey

I love to #plan outfits