Does anyone know how to get me in touch with Dr. Melfi

Nothing more terrifying than when I can’t find one specific note in the notebook that I keep all of my important notes and lists loosely tossed in

I love when there is just enough clouds covering the sun so I can really get a good look at that thing

Sometimes you just gotta krump It out!

The worst thing Ayo Edbiri could have done was move away from Loewe and she not only did that but partnered with Chanel 😭

I love to name my gallery folders something funny just as a little joke with myself

Much to everyone’s surprise, I’m doing a lot of scheming today 😈

If you want a cocktail, just start making it really bad and someone will make it for you instead

Two Door Cinnamon Club

God wants me to have Thai food for dinner

The new proud owner of my very own dance floor fan 🪭

Someone get me a cocktail stat

Instrumental of 360 party girl for the ceremony hell ya

What’s in my bag: wedding day edition

Just met god in a egg salad bagel sandwich. If you saw me devouring it in my car no you didn’t 🫵🏼

My eyes are so itchy I’m gonna freak out

dreaming about egg salad

I’ve never seen @kailsalad.bsky.social mad but this is how I imagine it would be

I never make it longer than like 4 hours with multiple rings on before I feel like I can’t think or breathe

Way ahead of ya

Me 🤝 thrifted clip on earrings

I’m always winning the award for wrinkliest shirt

Anyone need 1000 skates on a pallet

My biggest piece of parenting advice is to teach your child to “cheers” drinks and snacks with you it’s so cute

Do you ever think about how awesome it must have felt as The Goo Goo Dolls to write Iris?

Just remembered when the bartender at qdp said “yeah me too” when he thought I was struggling with a tequila shot. Baby! That was nothing! It was the lime that was taking me out 😖

Franklin is not being very respectful of the “quiet in the car and listen to TS” time I have provided for him this morning

Gemini women are getting good press rn

Things are getting serious between me and chickpeas

Foiled again by the wheels of capitalism

Lana del Rey being a gemini cancer cusp makes so much sense for a lot of things in my life actually

I love learning and gathering information

Okay the quilters are gone, get that fuckin dome outta here

I’m always going splat

I love how much @chef-g0ldblum.bsky.social loves Slav pop

Skating, photos, and dancing back to back to back. My legs are about to be murdered (in the best way)

Don’t mind if I do look kinda hot tonight

Sisterhood of the Traveling Sexy Shirt

You guys I’m beginning to understand yearning kinda

“Crazy head and then off to bed” is what I always say!

Taking a nude at 11:11 gets you two wishes actually

I love my friends so much I’m gonna ram my head into the wall over and over

A little wine drunk at a wedding after party. I’m about to get confrontational

“I’m so open the door are practically flying off”

Has anyone seen my other cowboy boot?

People keep asking me if I’ve been in the sun…..well yes! I can’t get enough of it! Summer girl mode activated

“You look like a gay movie theater usher” awesome