I’m exactly the person younger me hoped I’d be 🥹

Gag City turning into a Sundown Town was not on my 2025 bingo card

cream of wheat aged very well. And two thumbs up from Gino

who wants to make me blush

I’m dreaming of a Big White Christmas

Bekah, my Bekah 😩

Anytime I see an awesome piece of clothing, I think “my girlfriend would look soooo good in this awesome piece of clothing”

Seeing this is what life’s all about

Whole honch in mouth

Oomfs keep telling me to stop apologizing after every hangout

I love my sinful lifestyle

I am bisexual

I think me and Lil Yachty would make a good couple

I love it when @bigwhitetyler.bsky.social is active on this app

Spilled 2 drinks on stage last night 🤩

Everyone change your pfp NOW

Yummiest snack

“In Gina’s name we pray. Amen.”

Mary was forced to carry God’s baby and coerced into accepting it as the world’s fate. Sounds kinda crazy ngl

Having a Boards of Canada obsession again

Me when I can’t go to any of Gina’s shows cause I’m underage

Customer was telling me about their clit piercing

Always in awe of the blanket that @very-tired-arts.bsky.social made for me awhile back

i want to be intimate with the sun

All the money in the world for one single picture of me and Gino

happy national gina day everyone 🔥🔥🔥 let’s get cray

Have the jitters bc I’m so excited to see my friends 👹

Happy birthday to @bigwhitetyler.bsky.social , the coolest guy. We all know it’s true! ⭐️💛

I write letters to my friends in MLA

Miley Cyrus looks so lovely these days 🥰🥰🥰🥰

If you invite me in your home I will snoop around curiously and without shame

I’ve developed a deep spiritual connection with Breakaway by Kelly Clarkson

Didn’t leave the house today

Really need Spotify to hurry with my 2025 wrapped so I can hurry up and never use Spotify again

Carmela loves repenting

Carm the prayer warrior

Thinking about how high Tony's blood pressure must be

Cute

Futch4Futch

Addicted to girl on top

Do you ever feel so mushy and lovey? I want to smother every person in my path with endless love and cuddles and kisses and hugs and affirmations. Even my enemies! That’s how I know I’m a good person

Double dipping the tub. Once in the AM, again in the PM. Bless up 👏👏

I have peace at work knowing I’m the cutest/coolest person in the building at any given time

"Okay, Orph is on some drugs on the timeline right now"

I must go to an EDM festival before I die one day :(

Gorillas are so cool and interesting and beautiful and emotional. Such neat creatures 😭

"Antony, did you lose weight a little bit? You're not as roTUND as you used ta be"