Christian fam/friends in my DM’s like “Song sounds awesome…… but will you be releasing anything else soon?”

Happy Cherry Chapstick Day! A lot of love from a lot of people went into the making of this debut track, and I’m grateful that Gina trusted me with it ❤️ Now if we’re gonna afford a Bluesky commune one day you need to put this thing on loop all day every day until the next single comes out 🔂

I need some really fun flirty text banter STAT

My song is out let’s get it to 9billy by tonight

Hate pulling up to the thrift to see all the other queer baddies are already here…..

I need all of you to get more obsessed with Sudan Archives NOW

A big McDonald’s breakfast always makes an appearance in my dreams

My mom just poked me on Facebook. She must be really bored

I love it when I say my hourly rate and they don’t flinch >:)

Mariana Enríquez asks Rosalía to name a quality she looks for in a man: “That he’s gay.” (open.spotify.com/episode/7F69...)

Work should give me special PTO that I can use for my nightly, emotionally taxing, extremely vivid dreams.

I love it when I look awesome

The Power of a Loaded Baked Potato

My Uncle Ralph needs to calm down

Adam Lambert is that gurl

Jaw: Swollen Still: Cute

BASK AND BE HEALED

I’m about to mute the words “Jelly” “Roll” “Bunnie” “Xo”

There’s an old lady that’s a fan of mine and she just comments “Awesome” on all of my photos. Love it

I’m so scared to post these on main

If Peter Campbell has no haters I’m dead

Replying with “your mom” is the best when it’s actually true

Can someone come over and give me deep tissue

There are holes where my wisdom once resided

I hope you’re all praying for me

One of my sutures already fell out :(

The perc doing nothing for me :( sick of having the highest drug tolerance in the world

I hate it when people don’t park as close as possible

March 6th (assuming no unforeseen technical difficulties) You’re the first to know

White people do not play about Chuy’s

A man just called me rude after I was nothing but incredibly kind to him

Interactions. Likes. Follows. This is what life’s all about

Just glanced at a really hot man from across the gym. Amazing muscles, dark hair, tall, white tank top, round glasses. Turns out it was @joe-binky.bsky.social

You guys have not seen what I have just seen and you are not ready for when you do

Sometimes all you gotta do to find your light is to visit your local Walmart vision center

2027 will be my year!

Lost this sweet girl 10 years ago today. She’d definitely be playing guitar in my band and making fun of my cringy song lyrics.❤️

Fist fighting someone as an adult has got to be the lamest thing ever

Large bananas these days

Get ready… cuz @idealover.bsky.social and I are about to rock ur world …

My Wivesss 💋🫶🏻

Dream blunt rotation

Am I the social glue or just a whore?

Checking MyChart at the function

@mothandmore.bsky.social gets it💅

I think it’s awesome n cool that you guys have always supported each other’s artistic endeavors. Keep it up

Husband suggested I consume less pen weed and take up alcoholism instead

Sauce technician