Some of these scented trash bags give me a gotdamn headache

Don’t believe me just watch 💯🎷🙌🎷

The die on this hill song is really annoying

Mogmaxxxing

My boss is kinda crazy but man she can be really sweet sometimes

Does anyone know how to get me in touch with Dr. Melfi

People should say “goon besties” instead of “friends with benefits”

Just detached a tiny tick from inside my belly button :(

I wish I could hear Lavender Haze for the first time again

CROWS FEET (complimentary😍)🙏

I love being reminded of how good SPRITE is. Talk about quenching

I want a fucking snow cone STAT

I am a lover of all and a friend to the Earth

I hope my life is one big joke to all of you

Houston we’ve had a problem

Toasted plain Violette bagel with butter and ham on it save me😫😫😫

Gribble has really been in his Gribble bag lately

I’m a leader of change and passion

Mother Poly

Okayyy this is about to be the best summer EVER

I feel empty inside when I have nothing to post

Major lesbian vibes

If you’re a kind man comment below and I will choose one lucky man to receive my attention

Some days you don’t have time for nonsense, straight to doggy

I love my friends so much I’m gonna ram my head into the wall over and over

Gracie Abrams has the most lethal face/body card

Taught @chef-g0ldblum.bsky.social how to astral project last night. Lmk if any of you guys want a tutorial

Brandi Carlile is to lesbians what P!nk is to cigarette moms

“Our doctor is only here Monday through Thursday. Would one of those days work for you?” “What about Friday around 1PM?” “Our doctor isn’t here on Fridays” “What?! He’s not?! You just made it sound like I could pick any day, sis!” “No, I said Monday through Thursday. How about next Monday?”

A Lotta People Say Eefoc

Kill Fallon

I’m gonna run over a quilter

Life really is just one big romance. Charli XCX was correct in saying everything is romantic

A stranger walked up to the bar while me and @hottubheiress.bsky.social were sitting there. She said “ Hey the famous people are here” I said “aww, well I wouldn’t say we’re famous.” She said “Well you’re getting there” Fame really is a gun😩💅

They’re so mysterious

I’ve now seen two AI obituary photos. We must put a stop to this

In true Italian fashion I had to grill a meatball 🇮🇹🤌

Who do you think would win in a fight

Love getting DM’s like this from strangers😫🙏🙏🙏🥰

Show about a white guy called iJosh

Fuck😍

The men are so flirty today!

Imagine being HER wtf😭 Showing these pics to my grandkids telling them this was God

RIP Jeff Buckley our voices would’ve sounded great together

Christian moms post more ass pics and thirst traps than anyone else I know

Kohls is kinda gas