Weekend line up: Friday Cocktail hour Biking to Lowertown Arts Fest Saturday farmers market Saturday night arts fest house show BIG. BAD. LAZY. SUNDAY.

Wispy mandolin player has the sauce

Me, occasionally

It’s crazy when Tyler fully gives his phone camera roll up for his dad to look through…like I could never do that 🫢

I hope I make one million dollars at the market this week

I like when they put that lil priest collar on me

Pray for me I’m going to my first barber

But they told me 🗣️ a man should be faithful 🧎🏽‍➡️and walk when not able 👣and fight to the end 👊🏼 but I’m only humannnn 🫀

Hot tub ✅ beer ✅ met catch up ✅

Hi baby

I’ve never seen @kailsalad.bsky.social mad but this is how I imagine it would be

So tuff in my Youth M 10-12 button down

Women of a certain age always act personally offended when they hear that Tyler and I don’t plan to have children, because we would make “beautiful babies” Sorry die mad about it

A truly sickening face card

“What was I saying again?” “We were talking about being Italian”

We used to make fun of my dad for fake moonwalking whenever MJ came on and he would say “you should see me do it on roller skates!!” And now I say the same thing

“Now is that Market House guy your husband or your brother?”

Can’t talk right now I’m arranging my shell shrine

I suppose it is Gods Judgement that I should meet the bad-texter-final-boss

80s pop was really good at withholding the chorus

They really got our essence

So you

Tyler’s feeling choreful and I’m feeling 💕laaaazzyyyyy💕

I have a case of the Galloping Greedy Gimmies

You should find another guiding light ✨guiding light ✨ but I shine so briiiiiight 💫🌠

I love commerce!!

Does anyone want to shoot me in the head

@joe-binky.bsky.social why did you leave a 10lb bag of coffee beans on my counter

No one was more locked in on my shell haul than zooted @ginospizzeria.bsky.social “Wait, let’s just really examine this guy one more time”

It’s too bad that my prized Clematis plant is the keke-and-pee pee meeting ground for Phoenix and the neighbor dog

I take all my business affiliates straight to the hot tub

The only time I can comfortably sing Landslide is when I have a head cold

Hm should we have a fancy smanchy Halloween Gala this year at my wealthy benefactor’s event space

Parke Ceramics should really be called Porridge Bowl Ceramics cuz that’s what I use them for

A friend inviting me to things as quickly as I invite them to things‼️no one has ever matched my freak like this before

One day your young and care free, the next you’re in a losing battle with your dry cracked heels

My partiful inbox is full how exciting

Tyler had interesting and constructive things to say about my faux bleach brow/lash look and that’s how you know he’s not like the rest

Save me aldi ramen protein cup

I’m in a very silly-billy era of fashion right now it’s quite fun

Going against my own soul’s warning and transplanting while the sun is high

Alright boys, fun’s over 🦟

When will @ginospizzeria.bsky.social write a bar song that I can stomp and holler to

Lawrence saved us 🙏

Woke bouncer did NOT want to misgender me when I was horsing around on the pig statue

Send that to me!!! We’re analog, girl 🤠

Six flights of a stairs and Katie hasn’t even taken a sip of her Homestyle 🥀

“I want you in the worst way!! That’s a good line 😀!!” @squeako.bsky.social

People think I get my friends to do whatever I want…WRONG we never play board games