A big part of me wants to dress in clown for Adult Skate night

GET ON YOUR BIKES AND RIDE !!!!

Phoenix looked out upon the balmy morning yard, said “my! what a fine morning!” And rolled in the muckiest muck he could find

This Bacardi glass is going to be a biiiiggggg part of my summer

“oh i *know* you can sing. I can tell from your speaking voice” is an awesome compliment from a stranger

I think @squeako.bsky.social should write a raunchy country song about her pstyle

The music video She Wolf has inspired me to build my obliques

People miss out on a lot of potential compliments at the gym because of headphones

What good is beauty if that booty can’t find the beat

Some people bleach their own hair. And are not immediately struck down by god.

It’s crazy that my dad, at his big age, will wake up in the dead of night to administer 2 epidurals and a c-section and then just be moseying around yard feeding the chickens in the morning

Visiting my parents and bringing my book as if my mom, Queen Yap, is going to let me finish even one line of reading

Fun maxxxxing

I feel my cutest when I’m giving bug 🪲

I’m such a zone 6 perennial

Sorry I can’t, I have Hub duties

Does anyone want to come hang out on my patio

I’m not even into birds like that, but damn they’re really out today

Confessions by Usher in its entirety for my last day at work

I love to get a professional haircut—immediately go home and hack away at it with my razor, wash, and restyle the whole thing

Putting the ole Tim Burton style facial features to good use for emo night

Her

I would drive 2.5 hours to eat the best Mediterranean food of my life I would drive 2.5 hours to thrift my ideal pair of black cargo pants I would drive 2.5 hours to visit the coolest roller rink in the Midwest The best part ! All was achieved in 24 hours.

True bliss can be found in alternating between a spicy crunchy snack and a sour gummy candy

The way this is my dream vehicle

Yap ‘n Roll

It’s a real swab the decks typa day

Indie dance pop girlies— did anyone else enjoy this album when it came out?

Ugh!!

Wow cooking with long sleeves is really quite impossible for me

Just received a free gallon of soy sauce from work. Everybody line up in the town square with your vessels and I’ll fill ya up

POV you’re sore from a leg workout and 90 minutes of rollerskating and you have to put away an order of the all the heaviest shit on inventory. Also the pantry is up two flights of stairs!!! Also you’re by yourself!!! 💥💥

“Let’s watch Sense & Sillybillity” @bigwhitetyler.bsky.social

Only one oomf I’ll make that trip for

From one dog to another, happy V day

Physical exfoliant on the face, as a treat

I keep spilling @kailsalad.bsky.social beans. Someone put me down.

Which is the GOAT 1. Valentine’s Day makeup 2. NYE makeup 3. Halloween makeup (not costume, just vibes)

Awesome day for a lip combo lip comboooo

And they will see us wuthering from such great heights

Summer come quick cause I need butter-yellow-Winnie-the-Pooh-crop-top-bracelet-wearing-Tyler back

Soon

Marty Supreme really started a trend of #fallingthroughthefloors

@ginospizzeria.bsky.social is so girl crazy !!

Mango Mama was peak. baby mama sucks a$$

If I get served another plate of wings and it’s all drumettes I’m gonna LOSE IT 👹👹👹

I sent My first Voice message

@bears-r-us.bsky.social come to the Dambrew tonight paging Bear are you there Bear