Do you think I’d get fired if I join the all hands meeting in my bikini from my backyard lounging spot

From DILF to Doofus

Sorry Niki we’ve turned on your man

Need

He was so hilarious for this

America’s children were doomed as soon as The Day My Butt Went Psycho was released

They’re the neighborhood gossips

No one is talking about the tariffs on belly button jewelry

My backyard is full of throuples (avian variety)

The bike world is full of Characters

Addicted to my backyard

Ladies first

He’s bad at hide n seek

Mood

Fantastic Mr Fox is the best movie of all time

Me and twoofies drank $90 of gifted rye on a perfectly normal Wednesday

Mud Light

Fat for lunch vs lean for lunch

Madonna and Child

Mood

Like this if u think I should wear glasses more often

Nothing a little spritz of absinthe can’t fix… now, say ahhhhj

Oomcws just signed off the call by saying “opulence is drug!!” and immediately hanging up

Oomf always acts as if they’re being forced at gunpoint to eat/drink treats I offer them

I’m a bit of a boxer briefs connoisseur

I am #learning about summer house

Talk about painfully painfully tired

Knock knock knocking on heaven’s wood

I’m getting godforsaken cycling tanlines, get me in my bikini stat

Who wants to fight

Butterfly bruise

She doesn’t even care about fashion

My slug ate my homework

Evening gardening >>>>

Saying HELLOOOOO to the extremely anti social resident of my home every couple of hours, just to check in

Oomf is watching a lot of movies this week while his wifey is gone

I just know someone would fight me on inaturalist about this

Dreamed I was in a run club instead of a bike club 😖❌

I feel like dentists could use butterfinger candy as filling material

“This is a low compassion crowd!!”

Found out I have to make a balloon arch… on a perfectly good Saturday!!

In a half asleep state I tried to shuffle around my bedside table to put my eye mask on but then realized I had grabbed my strap harness and put it on my head

Me

I drank TWO beers this week, so I guess you could say I’m a bit of a guys gal

My reading comprehension is going down the drain

A manhattan is always up, my boy

Your friend who wfh on a Friday at noon meme except it’s shoveling 450 lbs of mulch

Doggy digging in the mulch sack