I spilled my milkshake on the ceiling

Daughter??

open.spotify.com/track/3jkXw4... obsessed with the concept of @baby-bunnicula.bsky.social doing a burlesque routine to this song

open.spotify.com/track/1drLQN... @monkyinatree.bsky.social can you cover this

This happened to us in Moab on the Crunch

Now that’s the type of text I like to receive

Whenever I’m sick all I wanna do is jack off

I need an IV of lemon ginger tea straight to my veins

I love you REI backpack boy

Something about my day’s progression from paddywax factory sale to REI to chick fil a feels a bit too evangelical Christian coded…

They’re selling lumberjack pasties at REI

I’m the lord of the candles

Sega bodega releasing an ambient album yes gawd

The woman at the window

If any of you were magically turned into a baby, just know that I would take you in and raise you as my own

It’s awesome having a critter who is positively obsessed with me

Okay

Sorry, I do love Country & Western music !

www.redfin.com/TN/Johnson-C... Should I buy this house and move to east tennessee

It’s all about that posterior chain man

open.spotify.com/album/2Almzy... Oh it’s a rainy autumn day? Listen to this album

A good little housewife!

Pretty good deal

Gonna delete dating apps and just show up to the Nashville steel guitar social club and look confused

open.spotify.com/playlist/4C7... it works (for me, at least)

I'm always thinking about Brandon Baddies

I love a tedious craft

Should I get back into cream of wheat

It’s always wyd and never I will work in the fields for 7 years for you then be cheated and work for 7 more

open.spotify.com/track/2hdmWf... Underrated king

Delicious pickles for lunch

Should I become more elusive?

I start to get teary when I think about how much you all mean to me

Why the hell do I have 88 followers on here

It’s giving, are we there yetttttt

Never forget

Me when I’m in a Mindset

I’m on item patrol

open.spotify.com/track/3tnfHy... This is playing at the coffee shop rn and I am transported back to my 20 year old self

“and to make it your ambition to lead a quiet life and attend to your own business and work with your hands” 1 Thessalonians 4:11

Live fast die young bad mice do it well

🎶miracles happen once in awhile (a vest that fits)

The only shirt I have that disguises my boobs is my stolen valor lacrosse jersey, and it makes me look so swole!!

Take a left at the sawtooth star until you see the flying geese

The problem with quilting is Math

Spice cake for breakfast 😋🍽️

Would you come to my honky tonk

When a man is one inch shorter than me it’s like yeah that’s right