ˢᵠᵘᵉᵃᵏᵒ ᶠᶦᵇᵒⁿᵃᶜᶜᶦ
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the devil’s play thing
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She’s evolving to bipedalism
over 1 year ago
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Do you think I’d get fired if I join the all hands meeting in my bikini from my backyard lounging spot
about 4 hours ago
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From DILF to Doofus
about 4 hours ago
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Sorry Niki we’ve turned on your man
about 6 hours ago
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about 6 hours ago
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Need
about 7 hours ago
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He was so hilarious for this
about 7 hours ago
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America’s children were doomed as soon as The Day My Butt Went Psycho was released
about 8 hours ago
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They’re the neighborhood gossips
about 8 hours ago
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No one is talking about the tariffs on belly button jewelry
about 8 hours ago
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My backyard is full of throuples (avian variety)
about 8 hours ago
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The bike world is full of Characters
about 8 hours ago
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Addicted to my backyard
about 8 hours ago
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Ladies first
about 8 hours ago
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He’s bad at hide n seek
about 8 hours ago
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Mood
about 18 hours ago
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Fantastic Mr Fox is the best movie of all time
about 18 hours ago
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Me and twoofies drank $90 of gifted rye on a perfectly normal Wednesday
about 18 hours ago
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Mud Light
about 21 hours ago
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Fat for lunch vs lean for lunch
about 21 hours ago
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Madonna and Child
about 22 hours ago
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Mood
about 22 hours ago
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Like this if u think I should wear glasses more often
about 23 hours ago
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Nothing a little spritz of absinthe can’t fix… now, say ahhhhj
about 24 hours ago
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Wedge Wedge
1 day ago
Oomcws just signed off the call by saying “opulence is drug!!” and immediately hanging up
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Oomf always acts as if they’re being forced at gunpoint to eat/drink treats I offer them
1 day ago
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I’m a bit of a boxer briefs connoisseur
2 days ago
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I am
#learning
about summer house
2 days ago
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Talk about painfully painfully tired
2 days ago
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2 days ago
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Knock knock knocking on heaven’s wood
2 days ago
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I’m getting godforsaken cycling tanlines, get me in my bikini stat
3 days ago
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Who wants to fight
3 days ago
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Butterfly bruise
3 days ago
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She doesn’t even care about fashion
3 days ago
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My slug ate my homework
3 days ago
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Evening gardening >>>>
3 days ago
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Saying HELLOOOOO to the extremely anti social resident of my home every couple of hours, just to check in
3 days ago
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Oomf is watching a lot of movies this week while his wifey is gone
3 days ago
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I just know someone would fight me on inaturalist about this
3 days ago
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Dreamed I was in a run club instead of a bike club 😖❌
3 days ago
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I feel like dentists could use butterfinger candy as filling material
4 days ago
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“This is a low compassion crowd!!”
5 days ago
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Found out I have to make a balloon arch… on a perfectly good Saturday!!
5 days ago
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In a half asleep state I tried to shuffle around my bedside table to put my eye mask on but then realized I had grabbed my strap harness and put it on my head
5 days ago
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Me
5 days ago
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I drank TWO beers this week, so I guess you could say I’m a bit of a guys gal
6 days ago
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My reading comprehension is going down the drain
6 days ago
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A manhattan is always up, my boy
6 days ago
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Your friend who wfh on a Friday at noon meme except it’s shoveling 450 lbs of mulch
6 days ago
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Doggy digging in the mulch sack
6 days ago
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