Fat-bottomed girls you make my fucking world go round

🎶Brown paper packages tied up with ~jute twine~🎶

Don’t forget

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Tent dealz

I need about 5 more raised beds

Germinating at alarming rates

Snackpack4Snackpack

My song is out let’s get it to 9billy by tonight

Zach = Nerd Zack = Jock Zac = Burnout

Okay need

VO2 max gap relationship

She wants to smoke a joint with the cat joint holder

Tonight, the windows stay open!!

Explaining the rules of kickball to oomf

Did anyone else play the game Protect the President as a child?

The marg works in mysterious ways

Who can know the mind of a marg

I love it when I look like an Italian soccer player

Wisdom: Pass It On -Squeako

Speed Racer is serving butch realness

Scheduling a sleepover with a pancake breakfast

I should get a blow dart

Every relationship needs: the petter and the pettee

I hate gay Halloween, what do you mean you’re The Queen of Casa Cristo from Speed Racer (2008)

You never see someone Occasionally wearing a fedora. It’s a part of their every day look (and a part of their very soul)

If you ever catch me getting into F1, take me around back and shoot me

Me watching Speed Racer: I guess I’m a car guy now

Unfortunately, I amthe type of person who says “Hubba, Hubbaaaaa” in a sexy moment. Take it or leave it!

Club OSHA: Roku City Rave

I’m too much of a mop head rn bc I singed my bangs while grilling

Speedy West Wednesday

She craves microplastics

I think @squeako.bsky.social should write a raunchy country song about her pstyle

I think oomf stole my guitar pick

I get high off coordinating efficient logistics

Manservant maxxing

Brandon Baddies text me back

The 1960s was the golden era of bras

Now that we have finished Girls, I’m finally getting Niki to watch MAD MENNNNNNN

When Kida gets it in her mind that she wants to bother Marg, nothing can stop her

Sending personal record voice memo numbers rn

The Power of a Loaded Baked Potato

Inside me there are two wolves In mice clothing …

Consider me influenced!

No depop allowed at band practice!

Every bike club has to have (at least) one guy who is a major character

All cats have BFRD