Ollie is so widely beloved

Sometimes I get down on myself but then I remember I have the gift of bringing people together who would not have otherwise met, helping to forge new friendships between the various people I love

Not in your lifetime, sweetheart!

Happiest of birthdays to the girl who can really do both 🖤 my favorite person of all time forever!!! I love you!!! @rockfactory.bsky.social

My show is on

GET ON YOUR BIKES AND RIDE !!!!

transplanting river cane with oomfs at the wedding park :,,,)

I found the cure to a hangover: 4 hours in a car yapping with friends paired with 4 hours of ecological restoration work

I was going to say it couldn’t be a worse time to have my recurring wrist injury show up but honestly there is never a good time to injure your wrist.

I need about 5 more raised beds

He’s using again ☹️🍓

With snap peas, it’s so hard not to just eat All of them

It’s so cute and awesome that cats have a specific sound for being happy

“work” has dissolved into karaoke hours

It doesn’t take much to stir sqweekbat up into a complete toxic duo tizzy

Cycling is all fun and games until your ass is bursting out of all of last summer’s shorts 😒

They should make 3/4 gallons of milk

I am my dermatologist‘s “most compliant, most aggressive [re:treatment] patient possibly ever”

My body is a machine that turns going to bed late into waking up early for no damn reason

I’m extremely evil and vile today

I’m using again (Depop)

Big bad sunny day! 🌞

I feel my cutest when I’m giving bug 🪲

I’m the world’s first Chainsaw Bat

The Crank Brothers

once a painfully shy teacher’s pet, I have grown into my true form and am forevermore fated to be a class clown

My body is a machine that turns two entire complimentary bread baskets into being too full for my entree

These images make more sense here whoops

First (and probably last) time celebrating (this) anniv 🖤

My body is a machine that turns 16oz of prime rib into being sexy

Shawty fire burnin’ on the dance floor!!!!!!!

“The clown place, a place of clown”

I’m bringing this question to the people. I regularly wear nearly all of my clothes (seasonally) excluding special occasion items. So it’s an attachment /wanting to have varied style/having a lot of hobbies issue. Amen

The greatest minds of our generation

You people have no idea what I go through. I am married to a goblin who acts approximately 78% human (on a good day)

The primary thing that differentiates a sheriff from a normal cop is the hat

You leave home for two days & return to find your roommates have adopted a fully out-of-doors lifestyle…….. wyd?

Imagine being good at literally everything

How your email finds him

I can’t wait to go to the library later

You know our crew is cooked bc we can’t even stay serious in Book Club

Three sheep and a woolf!

SHEEP SPRING

Sheep spring sheep spring sheep spring

If spring doesn’t come soon I’m gonna freak out

Sheep’s definitely involved

R-U-N-N-O-F-T

Every day I become more convinced that the dangers involved in skiing make it simply not worth the risk

LinkedIn email notification that my high school ex (who I am not connected with on LinkedIn) was laid off this week