Inescapably, what you get is what you get

From the Men that brought you “Complaining About Our Wives”, comes another timeless classic, “Mocking Our Sons”

“We don’t need ‘book’ anymore Oliver, we have AI” -Emma

It’s our preanniversary!

Oomf had a small come-apart

If someone could hear our conversation over our headsets when we do road set ups at work they’d schedule themselves for a lobotomy.

Itching for more friend group home improvement projects

BIG. DIG. BIG. DIG. BIG. DIG.

Whoops stayed up too late talking about the wickedness of man again

Oomf dropped by, but only for a second

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One of these days I’ll finally get a fire hose rigged up in the kitchen so when the dishes are real piled up I can blast ‘em clean out the sink and through kitchen window into the street - no muss no fuss!

“I saw you getting out the car and just thought ‘yikes’” -my beloved fiancée, upon seeing me return home from work

Today was a little off but it really turned around in the evening!

Sometimes it’s just slop for dinner :/ Food scientists can’t explain this phenomenon

I miss Lake :(

Heavy equipment privileges almost revoked for trying to pick up coworkers Mountain Dew with the excavator

The troops are in absolute disarray this morning after our boss trusted us to make a single decision for ourselves

Don’t let them callywog you into thinking you can’t park here

“Nothin’ a little Barry White can’t turn around” -BCB Cam

“It’s not dorky to be safe”

If you ever don’t feel good, just have some chocolate milk :)

Love to pick hobbies that require time, organization, and above all patience, while possessing none of any of that.

Two dumb seltzer-addicted bitches telling each other “exactlyyyyy”

Pictures Emma asked me to take tonight:

Finished my marmite flavored snack just in time for tea, evening is looking very promising indeed 🇬🇧

Me when Le and Emma and Kristen finally turn on me

Stay vigilant boys, I hear Seasonal Affective Disorder is arriving early this year

Wow just learned Partiful is not only a website but also an application, who knew

Slowly bringing my far-right coworker leftward by getting him all fired up about private parking companies

Poison ivy leave me the f*ck alone challenge

Sometimes you just have to spend a lot of money.

Gyms should be kept at 33 degrees Fahrenheit. They should find a way to do this with no energy increase. These are my demands.

My BCB coworker who has spent most of his adult life doing incredibly dangerous tree work just told me he briefly had to work at Starbucks and had panic attacks everyday he worked there. And that kinda tells you everything you need to know about the service industry

Why is the cheese always gone who keeps eating all the cheese this sandwich will be terrible

BFFs @rockfactory.bsky.social

Approve my time card? No, I don’t approve, actually. As a matter of fact I greatly DISapprove of the amount of time I’ve spent at work.

“I don’t think I deserved that. And even if I did, it’s NOT allowed.”

I’m a debtor not a creditor

But with my roommates gone all week who will I torment?

“That wasn’t from inspiration that was from me-spiration”

People say laughter is the best medicine but it turns out the actual best medicine is good sex

Me? Lift a finger? On a Friday?

Whoops forgot about Bluesky again

Some people can’t handle 2 hours of nonstop swashbuckling. For others, it’s never enough.

Called out for “being over texting”

It seems Brother Gallon is a fugitive from the law

Lost in the depths of fastenersplus.com

Literally since the day I met Le my life has become an (awesome) endless treadmill of themed outfits, playlists, and dishes