monky
@monkyinatree.bsky.social
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academically thirsty, face blind, desk enthusiast, intrusive chore addict, book related audacity
the LORD hath wasted no time in putting my newfound faith to the testā¦and itās not going great
about 5 hours ago
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following extensive research, i have determined the ideal length for a family vacation is 45 minutes
1 day ago
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inshallah, the solution shall never be found
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1 day ago
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roommate just offhandedly referred to her friend Billy the Toad. excuse me!? i would like to see more modern people employ the ā[name] the [category]ā style of title
4 days ago
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and just like thatā¦the pantheon of home goods internet advertisers turned their collective gaze towards me, a guy who is about to move apartments
4 days ago
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i have qualified to keep my health insurance for another 6 months i love America!
5 days ago
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just a few updates: 1. god is real 2. i no longer have pink eye 3. Zās Music & Discourse Parlor a.k.a. Swann Salon is opening on Belmont Blvd. in January 2026!!
7 days ago
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a new ābig if trueā bombshell has entered the villa!!!
11 days ago
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will my date tonight please open hinge and read my cancellation message (from 8:30am!!) before heading to the bar in two hours.
11 days ago
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roommate undergoing an excruciating line of questioning from 2 baby mormon missionaries rn šØ
11 days ago
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iso a fragrance like a xerox machine in the faculty break room that just printed 200 copies of an algebra test
12 days ago
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at 17 years as a nashville resident, and most of them in one neighborhood, iām finally ready to assume earnestly the title of ātownieā
12 days ago
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land acknowledgment in the hinge dmsā¦š¤Ø
16 days ago
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someone might want to consider composing a complete Requiem mass to be performed at the occasion of my death. just a thought
17 days ago
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god gives me simple trials he knows i can overcome: go to bed by 10pm so you donāt hate yourself at work tomorrow. the nba schedules lakers vs. spurs to tipoff at 9pm š°š°š°
19 days ago
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redownloaded twitter in order to properly lib out this evening
20 days ago
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āi would like to kindly invite everyone around me to STOP embarrassing themselves!!ā
20 days ago
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beginning to worry i have not sufficiently mined my childhood for content
22 days ago
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did this today, actually. feeling goddam amazing
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22 days ago
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in a feat absolutely on brand pour moi, there may not exist a single photo of me dressed as a pickle last night
22 days ago
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ārelinquish the cat ears at once!!ā
23 days ago
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āive heard of affairs that are strictly platonic but items are a girlās best friendā
23 days ago
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this individual is the perfect candidate for a certain lighthearted and mischevious prank!
25 days ago
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donāt let em dilute your dew, Orph!
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25 days ago
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šµāi dreamed jon hamm lived in my town/ & my ex wife & i began competing to be the more naturally acquainted with himāšµšø
25 days ago
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weeeeeeee!!!!!
26 days ago
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today i learned about perverts
27 days ago
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not too bad for a lunch break!
28 days ago
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29 days ago
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i am not a outdoorsy lesbian bottomā¦but i do possess certain parallel qualities
29 days ago
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āas a child, iād turn tail and run if i saw an onion in my dinnerā
30 days ago
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the hard way (creative flow state, meaningful vocation, trophies/accolades) no working⦠but the easy way (8+ hr sleep, mindful substance use, cardio, and friends) does kinda suffice, tbh
about 1 month ago
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the trick with a word like āchoreoā is to act like youāve been saying it for years when in fact everybody learned it together in the last 6 months
about 1 month ago
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the people have spoken⦠we r gonna fuck UNO!!
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about 1 month ago
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allie is the no. 1 āi canāt believe everybody doesnāt know about this yetā artist for me!
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DND by Tall GFs & allie
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about 1 month ago
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scrabble yahtzee uno fuck, marry, kill
about 1 month ago
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āyouāre gonna be the only boy at this dinner, so you better act rightā
about 1 month ago
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āmodern, mischevious, merry, & bored/ i am making a meme for the woman i likeā
about 1 month ago
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proud of this one, ngl
about 1 month ago
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gelato/gelato ā to the tune of tomato/tomato
about 1 month ago
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āand remember, the first sipperino is freeā
about 1 month ago
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made a big splash returning to work today by sleeping in 45 minutes past my shift
about 2 months ago
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same for me except for the Nobel part; pretty cool
about 2 months ago
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i survived 5 days of rugged, backcountry river navigation and you can tell by the way i wear my keys on a carabiner now
about 2 months ago
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reposted by
monky
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about 2 months ago
cream cheese kolache I love you
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i know what iām gonna be for halloween; soomfs can stop worrying now
about 2 months ago
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weak in the knees from a euphoric crosswording experience
2 months ago
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for better & for worse, MJ Lenderman sings harmony like a guy who shows up late to band practice
2 months ago
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now about last nightā¦i go see Ikuru by Kurosawa and stop by the villager afterwards. i talk with a fellow moviegoer for 20 minutes when he turns to introduce himselfā¦
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2 months ago
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so yesterday my co-worker of 9 years addresses me as Joshā¦unsurprising! i simply understand that my shadow is in play
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2 months ago
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