(about potentially watching Pet Cemetery) “No it’s too sad……… because of the pets”

I wish every hot gay woman in Nashville would come to Deadly

Squeako’s Sweatshop: Halloween Edition

It’s too bad everything is a psyop these days

I can’t be tamed 😔

cream cheese kolache I love you

ab to get into ritual in a real way

the outside is so much bigger than the inside + yet we spend sooooo much time in the inside

stealing candy from the Blue Room green room

Lord help + guide me towards my social security card 🙏🙏🙏 amen

these days I begin the fall ill anytime I get even a minute less than 8 hours of sleep

We’re all born naked and the rest is clown

From flop… to fierce

They say I put the “tramp” in “trample”

When me and oomf align our t-breaks and go from toxic duo to blessed duo it’s over for you hoes

there are numerous ways to get high in this life

Imagine receiving a party invitation from these 3 baddies

Getting hit on,,,, at the ivf clinic?? Stranger things have happened

Got the shot and at what cost

“The IVF CLINIC?!”

“It’s really just unintelligible”

“It’s hard to find others with a whimsical heart such as mine”

2.5 hours into the Girls Night and the realllllll shit talk beGINS

All Moms Are Milfs #amam

“Every time I see a castle I’m like ‘whatttttttt?’”

my screen time yesterday was 41 minutes #ideal

I was so out of it yesterday I was fully convinced it was Friday

I love when a track from an album I choose for album club is so good it leaves @baby-bunnicula.bsky.social aghast, mouth agape, speechless, covering her face

I miss Lake :(

HBD twin towers @joe-binky.bsky.social @thankswedge.bsky.social

Official world record holder for Longest Time Spent Being Twenty-Six 🏆

Come back nighthawks

Nothing activates Le + I’s Ultimate Teamwork Potential like planning a themed party

new man on the Minnesota Vikings

Help! I’m getting rocked to sleep by the cradle!

Whenever @baby-bunnicula.bsky.social says “I’ll consider it” she means “no chance in hell”

does anyone know where my favorite jeans are

Just spilled a full 90 day supply of pills on the floor #winning

Pictures Emma asked me to take tonight:

Do we think Phoebe Bridgers will ever make another album? I miss her………

Me when Le and Emma and Kristen finally turn on me

Just remembered Katie exclaiming “Take a picture of Emma shaking ass on me!” in the club

I’m a gentleman 🎩

Get a load of this guy!!

Opulence is a drug and I’m high as fuck!!

Right

Yes, I’m a swiftie ! (a fan of the small, insectivorous bird- the Chimney Swift!)

the way this song rocked my world at the age of 12 open.spotify.com/track/11EX5y...