Me and @connor-edwards.bsky.social jeermaxxing and baitmogging potential customers

“Do you ever feel like Eve, from Genesis?” “I don’t think I’ve seen that…”

You know what I think is a great and tragic cultural loss? Showing up on a friend or neighbors porch unannounced.

I’m not religious but electric guitar in church is the devil’s work.

Sometimes Voltaire just be sayin shit

“I have a lotta opps—I have to narrow it down”

“Get your nipple paper outta here”

“Jonahius—just as a concept…”

“Overconfident manservant”

“Sex pervert with a heart of gold”