I’m ngl…I need to go to horny jail

Grandpa be like “been there done that” nah pops u never been carving ur initials in ur keef while sipping on a 2 liter Dr. Pepper and listening to Lucy Bedroque💅🤪 nonetheless after a GENUINELY 40 y old broke up with his bf for u💀😭

Kasteye is getting hate eyekons are so up bc ppl don’t understand the concept that an yves/chuu or danielle situation could happen with lara/any of the other 5 especially bc it’s all under the same label Hybe💀 like these girls are famous for their talents let’s hope they not getting abused!

40 yr old or 19 yr old no in between

Whole house house😭💀

bye

RIB GET CRUSHED BASS GET CRUSHED (YEAH!) TURN THE BASS UP TURN THE BASS UP (YEAH!)

@sarebear44.bsky.social I love you and I am sorry for being Regina George annoying gay✊ I promise to do better

“trump spent hours with the victim” Girl with septum piercing: “honestly it didnt even hurt” Onika = nothing burger =burger and the cycle repeats Kris Jenner and Lindsay Lohan not respecting the balance: 👁️🫦👁️ Frenchie from The Boys: MON COUER Me: *stans loona* Meanwhile okloufacts:

everyday is just a challenge to see how many people I can see Charlie Kirk’s face transposed onto before I’m even fully awake

hearing rosalía and north west sing 私 this year has been so healing stew

Date idea you come over and I go to my explore tab and maniacally laugh while repeating the jokes with proper comedic cadence

I fear Yves has the cuntiest bob I’ve ever seen

😛😛😍

Highkey celibate until I find a guy who looks exactly like them

AERGCHDHHSHDHHD RHODES IS SOOOOO EVIL AHAHGAGSGHA

ooouuu-turn it AWFFF😹😹

“He’s so veggie tales coded in the face”

LiveLeak is such a good song omg

I’ve watched the kastseye denim at least 100 times by now

I GOT MY LICK BACK FROM TWO YEARS AGO ON MY EVIL FRAT TWINNN THEY CALLED OFF THE ENGAGEMENT AND BROKE UP

Ain’t nothing like hot tomato soup after a sweltering run🙈🙈

who retrograding they mercury rn

Oomf is logging off to process

Love Island themed dance party by night. saffron saltburn farming hungover in the morning. I don’t make the rules

this year I became a full K-Pop stan hardcore and I ran a half marathon in the blistering heat yesterday only listening to BlackPink’s comeback single

Caroline Polachek IS Dune

Wowza

They’re coming for me

MOTHERRRRRR ISSS COMINGGGGGG

MOTHEREEEEEERRRREREEEEEREERRRRRRRRRRRREREERRRRRRRRRR ISSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS COMMMMMINNGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGG

What’s the eating disorder called where I purposely eat within 2 hrs of running rly hard to throw it up after?? Good run = puke

Why does my dick get hard when I’ve gone a few days without flossing and then I get back and rlyyy get in there🤣

“i just got separation anxiety from the wheelbarrow” - @connor-edwards.bsky.social

Take me to the testing floor ifgaf anymore

Does anyone have a friend that’s more chronically online than me and can u plz set us up

I’m seriously crashing out over Payton Talbot

Just saw “Gulf of Caroline Polachek nachos” on my insta timeline😭

Ohhh….ohhhhh。 oh wow😸😸

TikTok can literally never go away ever

I’m sorry but I watched ep 4 of severance a little too high and Helena’s face drop to Irv, the doppelgängers, the rape of Mark, it was A LOT but I was correct it was Helena bc why tf would Helly be running like that out of the elevator after being tackled?…

Alive!!😍💖

@connor-edwards.bsky.social never even liked this post and it was about him!!

🎶WHAT IF HE SKIBIDI ON MY UPPER GYATT ONLY IN OHIOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO🎶

I kinda feel like Nessa Barrett is not just reheating but perhaps completely reconstructing Melanie Martinez nachos, with the CP being like unwanted hair removed from the cheese sauce. She’s thrown in some spicy bbq sauce she got from the swamp of Lana Del Rey and her husband but unfortunately…