oh no theres been a terrible accident on the iss and the only people who can save us are first responders from a mid-sized American city

It's very telling Centrists can see possibly the biggest-numbers protest in American history happen against the Right and then have their main takeaway be to make up a story about how it owned Leftists.

Something hysterically funny about pointing out how lib winemoms have become radicalized into having more radical politics than the centrist cohort you belong to and chalking that up to a W against the left

them: "do u have any plans for this weekend?" me:

these are the same game

my roommate is having a temper tantrum cuz someone (him) left 4 dishes and 4 pieces of cutlery in the sink

gonna start an editing academy that specializes in teaching youtubers to watch their videos all the way thru before posting and how to keep their frame a consistent size

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a new wolfenstein game could heal the world I think

im watjhin nambia

our southern border is a mess, so we have no choice but to send the gestapo to chicago

please, mr worldwide is my father. call me pitbull

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love when people mix up colloquialisms and the Mandela effect

"i love how insane everyone is becoming" ok first of all I was always like this,

Saud(E A)rabia

straight men b like I need a wife to hate

guys we still might get Rapture, y'know

Epstein was antifa actually

It's so cool how October 7th 2023 was yesterday and nothing has happened between then and today

Stop 👏 asking 👏 leaders 👏 to 👏 lead 👏

youtube just gave me a "fewer ad breaks on this longer video" on a 8 minute video

why did you buy a slop machine if you didn't want slop

@markcarney bro get UP!

Holy shit they let us have phones up here

I could never be successful as a ceo, unfortunately my father loved me growing up

interacting with bad bluecheck rage bait attempts like im giving change to the Homeless

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remember when elon said DOGE was sending checks out for all the money it was saving taxpayers lmao

real quick is everyone on this app still flesh colored?

Sorry I lost your dog, he hit a speed boost arrow & that’s the last I saw him

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WOKE liberals want to replace AUSTRALIA with THE SUN!!

how sure are we that chalie kirks neck didnt just do that?

anyone else think its bizarre that carney wants to go to war more than Trump does?

I hope israel enjoys my carbon tax rebate

dj Khaled and ty Lopez should b the same person

turns out he was a secret third thing (the median voter)

OH LOOK

theyre just gonna pick some random innocent guy and say hes the shooter like they did with Luigi mangione

ok, here's my audition to be Andrew cuomo's new social media manager: -damn, Andrew! back at it again with white mans! -votes for Andrew Cuomo like a boss -le epic cuomo and more of only the most current memes that will surely win you the election sir!

a question I often find myself asking these days: "are these the moves of a movement that feels that it's winning or one desperately afraid that it's about to lose everything?"

behold! the ORAS Remake!

im at 5 guys droppin mad bands tryina get em to bring out the 6th guy

close enough welcome back gorochu

every time I read the news I hear the solo from free bird

what is it with the administration that every single member looks like the most fucked looking guy ive ever seen?

we should give the shooter the death penalty unless he agrees with us politically, its what Charlie would have wanted

looks like "we" are like that