Update: Civil War cancelled due to shooter being demographically uncooperative

But what Rafi.. oh sorry, "Teddy" should really ask himself is - "does this beard make my face look fat?" And the answer is: "Why yes Rafi.. I mean Teddy, yes it does."

Seems like a problem that most every smart liberal and left wing writer, researcher, analyst, and NGO worker I know is unemployed, grossly underpaid, or in a super unstable job, while a bunch of 20 year old Nazis with the talent and expertise of ass hair are getting paid $300K to post on Twitter.

Because being enslaved or being killed were the ONLY two options!? Shit, I kinda thought "staying with your family, your tribe, maybe that cute girl from the next village over and generally living your life" was on the table too, in most circumstances.

The President cannot commandeer any local law enforcement. The President does not run the Smithsonian. The monthly BLS jobs report is required by law. Release the Epstein files. Thank you for your attention to this matter.

NFL head coach. As much as I've heard existing coaches being called incompetent idiots by football fans, there's NO WAY I wouldn't be better than them!

I swear on all the chocolate and espresso in the world, if people don't start using SPECIFIC language... The Republican Party Republicans in Congress Congressional Republicans in both chambers There are a myriad of ways to be ACCURATE. There was not one DEM vote in either chamber. It matters.

House Democrats need to bring articles of impeachment against Kristi Noem, while Senate Democrats need to bring that chamber to a fucking halt.

The straightest thing you can do as a man is to think a lot about two other guys' balls.

Lee: Would say it would be “illegal DEI” for a lesson plan on the Tulsa race massacre? McMahon: I’d have to get back to you Lee: Do you know what the Tulsa race massacre is? McMahon: I’d like to look into it more and get back to you on it.

In Trump's mind, those were documentaries.

The History Books Purged From the Naval Academy's Library 🗃️ open.substack.com/pub/kevinmle...

Quite a read. There's no way nobody at NASA caught onto the issues discussed. The law of diminishing returns seem to be a factor: More payload means more fuel, more fuel means bigger rocket... Now try to land the damn thing from orbit.

You just can't make this shit up.

Andrew Tate has learned his lesson. by Susan Collins

Guy On Doomed Planet Mostly Concerned With Skin Color Of People In Movies theonion.com/guy-on-...

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Marco Rubio's new acting undersecretary of state for public diplomacy, ladies and gentlemen.

You may have done this, but others sometimes don’t when the DC offices are not responsive: hit up the local offices in-state for the US House Member and US Senators for your area. They may be keeping a tally of the issues raised by constituents and forward it to DC for consolidated numbers.

Democrats need to learn how to treat real scandals with the same intensity and seriousness that Republicans use on bullshit like Hillary's emails and Hunter's laptop. Non-stop circus. Run shifts outside treasury, someone there 24/7. Make them prove they're not breaking the law.

Doing something that might embarrass you beats spending the rest of your life wondering "what if". Take chances.

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There's absolutely no reason for this other than being assholes.

When I said I was writing a history of the Civil Rights Division, I didn't mean that it only existed in the past tense.

And several of said media and political class are now like “hmmm idk maybe he didn’t mean it” The Neo Nazis think he meant it!!!!! That should be enough folks!!!!

Caligula had the decency to try to appoint an *entire* horse, not just the ass

ADVENTURER: Dragon! We are here for your gold! Prepare to die! DRAGON: My gold? ADVENTURER: Yes! We climbed this great mountain, swam it's flooded caverns and- DRAGON: Fair enough ADVENTURER: Wait, what? DRAGON: It's yours ADVENTURER: DRAGON: How are you carrying it out of here? ADVENTURER: Um... /1

I have this post saved in my camera roll. Laugh every time I see it.

“Whatever happened to the party of Reagan?”

Turns out "OK groomer" is just the Republican motto for Trump's Cabinet nominees. www.washingtonpost.com/politics/202...

Corrective for those who claim the Democrats should simply follow public opinion on every issue