Was briefly hesitant to add this to the pile, but credit where it’s due: This is how you write a headline

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I can't bring myself to get mad at video games I won't play. I have too many actual problems.

vigilant guardian

Working on a thing for a thing

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IRON MAIDEN: BURNING AMBITION is out at cinemas now. Loads of live footage, fan and celebrity interviews and animation from @wearepartizan which i joined in with storyboards.

"The Switch is so old," you all said. "I need better graphics," you demanded. "Wah wah," you cried. And now, you sit here before Slippy Toad, the slippiest he's ever been, slippier than a fucking banana peel under a kart wheel, all thanks to the raw power of the Nintendo Switch 2—and you reject him?

Deeply fascinated by the new energy drink lore implied by the new Star Fox art. Is the whole crew crushing Space Celsius to keep nimble

I don't know about some of these dialogue changes...

Mosslax (a crop of a bigger illustration over on my patreon)

Catsuka 25th anniversary shikishi by Naoki Yoshibe @yotube.bsky.social ♡ Want to take part? It's open until the end of May 🙏 #Catsuka25years ➡️ www.catsuka.com/25years

guess who bet their life savings on kalshi that robert Pattinson would say “daddy” in The Odyssey

My met gala theme would be “cheesecake factory”

MAY THE FOURTH BE PAT YOU! lol we're putting Later Alligator on sale today the 4th for FOUR dollars! $4.13 US, $4AUD, $4CAD, 4 euros! FOUR! Buy it for 4 friends. Use your last 4 smackers for a fleeting moment of alligator passion. Play it four times. Send me four angry emails. Later Alligator!!!!

Star Wars

Real Estate: It’s Not Like You’ll Have To Pay It Off

We won’t be celebrating May The 4th Be With You- Not until Disney puts jizz back into the Star Wars films.

NO - dashare.zone ADMIN

Morning Beatrix doodle #art #doodle

Star Wars

Rudy Giuliani shitted and farted and pissed and came all at the same time and now he’s completely deflated in a hospital bed they’ve never seen someone who shit farted camed peed so hard

Help which way guys? 🐸 #grogthefrog

The cat

3yo told a stranger at the gas station I let him drink gasoline as a baby

The space between all things. Everything dances in #Iceland. The place where the planet smells freshly baked. If the earth doesn't knock you down with its swaying, the wind will. The only way to stay upright is through dance.

Character sheet! Decided to name her Beatrix :) #art #Illustration #CharacterDesign #OC

if you ever wondered this is what the parasaurolophus’s horn was for

you can accomplish a lot by minding your own business

They probably had to put them in a little fish tank so they had an easier time adjusting to home

City of Milwaukie, Oregon public works goose illustrated by me :)

A fanart of my fav villain couple! ❤️‍🔥 #venturebros #themonarch #drgirlfriend

Political Profile: Kash Patel https://theonion.com/political-profile-kash-patel/

Phone, Porn Addictions Converging Nicely

Hey, so the Steam Controller has the best d-pad. I love it. I also think it's worth $100 when compared to Switch 2 Joycon. Durability will only be proven with time, but repairability is already great.

incredible ad in The Onion

People here are being really shitty, including at fellow journalists who might have been startled just a moment before biting into a big fully dressed hot dog. Journalists who may have reflexively squeezed the bun and sent the sausage sailing across the room into the delicate champagne tower

Pencils, inks and colors by me.

every few months, americans are asked to resume their banquet and pretend a shooting didn't just happen

The math just doesn’t add up

On the one hand, my buddy Scott Wampler would’ve fucking cried laughing at this. On the other hand, the lucky bastard is missing all of this.