Exactly fucking right.

These belong in a museum. “You’ve come a long way, baby!”

“We rescued one another. . . . He was the artist and I the storyteller.” In a new essay, Patti Smith reflects on her early days in New York and her relationship with Robert Mapplethorpe. https://www.newyorker.com/culture/the-weekend-essay/art-rats-in-new-york-city

This is the hype video the White House posted when they arrested Sandwich Guy, who was found not guilty today.

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NEWS The Islamic Republic of Iran has sentenced an Iranian American Jewish man from New York to prison on charges of traveling to Israel 13 years ago for celebrating his son's bar mitzvah. Kamran Hekmati traveled to Iran in May for a brief visit, has been held in Tehran's Evin prison since July.

jury nullification in cases of prosecutorial abuse is also a thing juries are for

One thing the mayor-elect could do between now and January 1 is to call on Kathy Hochul to veto the bill on her desk that would ban one-person train operations in the NYC subway. Mamdani was absent the day of the vote, and banning OPTO is incompatible with lower cost (or free) transit.

Shaking down a corporation in the Oval Office on live television and no one gives a shit. We’ve completely given up.

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Hey @nypost.com, was anyone driving said murderous van?

The bastion of Jewish life, OHIO lololol

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Seriously. Nobody’s leaving.

Good! This was a bad idea for NYC. Count me as impressed that the city and state came out the right way on all 6 proposals.

In the wake of the Trump Administration's federal funding freezes, targeted budget cuts, and broader attacks aimed at the nonprofit sector, our office is hosting a webinar about non-federal funding streams for nonprofits on Friday, November 14th from 12-1pm. 1/2

Border Patrol agent Lairmore testifies that he was not injured by the sandwich, but he felt the impact through his ballistic vest. The sandwich came apart and "kind of exploded" on his chest upon impact, he says. "I could smell the onions and mustard."

What happens when you distill 2025 into a single social media post? This. This is what you get.

Pope Leo is doing Catholicism the wrong way. by Ezra Klein

crazy to think I’ve been watching Bobby Cuza analyze the news on NY1 for 20 years at this point

A glimpse from the Andrew Cuomo official watch party at Ziegfeld Ballroom, via NYPost's Matthew Fischetti

True story: Dick Cheney once refused to give me his family recipe for spaghetti sauce. He actually said "I could tell you but I'd have to kill you."

Merde!

Just about every mainstream economist says both of these things right now and to me they're internally inconsistent:

boardwalk game stores, atlantic city, new jersey, 1978

They just did "Hey Ho Let's Go" at the World Series, so this is an opportunity to once again state the proven fact that the first time the Ramones' "Blitzkrieg Bop" was played at a sporting event, it was at Metropolitan Stadium in Bloomington, Minnesota. By rock critic Lester Bangs, with a boombox.

“Officially the least famous person ever impersonated on SNL.”

Abduction of Proserpina, by Giambologna, 1579 (from the @NortonSimon Museum in Pasadena), 📸 by @nturchiarophoto

My favorite Halloween in NYC was the night I was heading downtown after a concert at the Apollo & somewhere in midtown like 12 bananas got on the train & then a few stops later a gorilla got on & everyone on the train could not stop laughing

I would love to see a breakdown of how much it costs to increase police patrols in grocery stores versus how much it would cost to compensate stores to give SNAP recipients free food while benefits are suspended

You should care about Jamaica and Sudan even if you don't know anyone there and the news isn't covering it. The anti-Blackness embedded in folks' lack of empathy is gross.

Released 44 years ago "Nazi Punks Fuck Off", the fifth and most important single by the Dead Kennedys Dead Kennedys - Nazi Punks Fuck Off (In Studio) #punk #punks #punkrock #DeadKennedys #nazipunksfuckoff #history #punkrockhistory

I’m crying www.semafor.com/article/10/2...

Change one letter, ruin a candy. SweatTarts

At long last, Melissa is looking ragged and sloppy – though we still don't love the flareup of convection, or thunderstorm activity, north of its center. Category 2 impacts likely in the Bahamas and near Turks and Caicos before Melissa heads to Bermuda on Thursday night.

Lightning flashes within the powerful eye wall of Hurricane Melissa. Incredible imagery this morning of Melissa, a Category 5 storm, south of Jamaica.

I'm not really a heart-warming cop story kind of guy, but this happens to be quite cute. (Via @w42st.bsky.social )

Starting to think a Greek mythology punishment might be in play here. The game is doomed to continue until the Blue Jays are brave enough to pitch to Ohtani.

Last licks for me. No way I'm staying up for a 15th. This is why the good lord made Tivo.

you can tell Varsho used to be a catcher because he got hit by a 100 mph fastball and jogged right to first like it was a toasted marshmallow

They’re gonna ask me tomorrow why I’m tired and the answer will be that I stayed up watching people online slowly lose the will to live

The Jews are even behind the Islamists! Is there anything we aren’t behind?

Blake Treinen is going to learn from this difficult experience. Learn forbidden truths about the dangers of 5G radiation, the Bilderberg Group, and "vax shedding," that is, and share them with his followers through his Instagram story.

Rest easy to one of the GOATs.

26 October 11AM EDT: Major Hurricane #Melissa is forecast to bring Life-threatening and Catastrophic flash flooding and landslides in portions of Jamaica and southern Hispaniola through mid-week. For the latest information visit http://hurrica... https://x.com/NHC_Atlantic/status/1982472667526562172

Trump and Congressional Republicans are playing with YOUR money – “terminating” critical infrastructure projects like the Gateway Tunnel Project, while also refusing to lower your healthcare costs.   Full conversation with Heather Cox Richardson on YouTube.

“NEW: National Hurricane Center's new forecast is remaining consistent. High end Category 4, potentially Category 5 hurricane making landfall late Monday or early Tuesday in Jamaica. If correct, a path that would be devasting impact for Kingston in rare manner.” x.com/nbergwx/stat...

Whenever you think he's nazi'd as hard as any one person can possibly nazi, he just nazis harder.