your mom picked charmander and is having a tough time with brock

your mom can't make the jump in Flame Mammoth's stage to get the buster upgrade

your mom didn't collect enough rings for a chaos emerald

Porter Robotnikson's Sad Bean Machine

Scrimblo Bimblo: "Wahoo, that ledge is way too high! if only there was a way to reach it!" the cleverly placed enemy that works as a trampoline:

Please stop posting stuff I don’t like. In the future try to do posts that I would enjoy

your mom follows the Nintendo Power stage order in Mega Man

any given discord server

tgirl obama be like "uhhhh lemme be deer"

lowkey if i see a big VR headset and a CRT monitor with a suspiciously pink progress bar im probably putting it on

yes that's right i HATE raymond...but i LOVE chris

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clickable word at the end of a sbmail where The Cheat is ironing a pride flag and cackling

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does Scott Adams get entombed in his backyard Dilbert fortress

Furry Hate in the year of our lord 2026 is cringe, and not the good kinda cringe. It's "being a debate pervert at a party" kinda cringe.

We wish you a happy Halloween folks! Here's a picture of us in a Fall outfit! Who'd like a hug from us? Warning from the girls, we might enchant you with a 'costume' of your own if asked politely... Art from @redpixxxie.bsky.social the amazing! #cerberus #furry #artwork #beeg #wolf #dragon

I will say my actual takeaway is zhat if I ever got art of what I want the FFXIV eikons to do to me I could actually just outright kill half of zhis site

NOOOOO! The Polyhedron! That's where I work!

Post a famous bathroom scene

I have kept out of the day's discourse because I have better things to do but also it is wild to me that "character is slightly curvier" set off anything history's mildest mod

Hey. Hey, you. Yeah, you, specifically. I'm glad you are the you you are. The world's better because you're you. 💜

FUCK *controller slam* the venue:

Sasquatch Diaries Jan 3rd sasquatchdiaries.neocities.org

my review of Shadow of Ze Serpent Riders: nah I ain't playing zhat right now fuck zhose levels

Oh! It looks like you've found one of my rare posts. Collect all 10 to unlock the true ending.

playing Heretic for ze first time in years, here is my review a couple levels into Episode 3

train-room pyjama party sister style

Decided zhis year any game I beat I'm writing a lil' review for to practice saying words good about a bigger variety of zhings ALSO decided I wanted to clear out some of zhose hidden-object/achievement-farming zhings on Steam kicking around my library fun challenge

Kobold tools

Game: Super Mario Bros. (1985, NES) TAS Author: OnehundredthCoin Source: tasvideos.org/6012M

FUCK YOU IT'S JANUARY!!!

about me

you've heard of femboys, but get ready: in 2026 they're introducing a "femgirl"

everyone needs to grow the fuck up and start playing pretend with toys

🎶Hey! Hey! You! You! We could use more yinglets~ Zhat! Zhing! Zhat! Zhing! I zhink you'd make a good one~ 🎶

celebrating the new year by dumping transformative liquids into the reservoir new year, new all of you

every day looking at the Evil Rectangle in my hand

Who up forgetting they auld acquaintance

former president of Nintendo jerkin' it, call zhat Reggie feels-a-meat

happy newer year