The gay-required minimum three beverages at brunch.

A pop up box on Tylenol dot com

Too late, Batman. Once this Tylenol floods the city's water supply, my wiki won't run out of editors ever again

You know you the GOAT when you have your own branded cereal being sold exclusively at the hometown DMV grocery store 😤😤😤 @capitals.bsky.social

Do you remember the 21st of September?

anyone else

Cartoon by @davewhamond.bsky.social. Are talk show hosts an endangered species? #JimmyKimmel

Got played by an ATO blue line @wmata.com train this morning, felt like a noob when I got off at Rosslyn and the door wasn’t aligned with the escalator like it usually is😅 had me looking around like wtf??? Like, I’m not a tourist, I got on the right car, where’s the escalator?

What is the best transit-connected airport? “It really depends, and the reality is the ideal setup is some combination of all of these,” writes @rmtransit.bsky.social, looking at urban, regional and national connectivity.

LEGO Washington Dulles (opened 1962), by Eero Saarinen. #airportarchitecture www.instagram.com/p/C7rUX4kMqNh/

Costco once had a great payment partnership with AmEx. The relationship soured. So much so that Costco dropped AmEx as a card partner, and went further. Costco is now Visa ONLY. You can’t pay with anything else except a Visa card or cash. Know your worth in life, like Costco.

it really is astonishing how quickly it goes from “civil war” and “blood in the streets” to “wow guys it’s just a sad tragedy” when it becomes inconvenient

How about that.

praise for Kirk from liberal pundits is one of the clearest distillations of how ill-equipped they are for this fascist moment, & how devoted they are to a West Wing fantasy of a respectable right/conservative movement that does not exist, and which - like Kirk - almost never operates in good faith

Charlie Kirk treated gratitude like it’s a hate crime.

Today, I'm breaking down everything you need to know about how Trump and the Republicans plan to interfere with the 2026 and 2028 elections. I hope you watch, subscribe and share. youtu.be/7PXQfDHr9Aw

In the interest of transparency, Kash is really bad at his job.

One thing I know today is that approximately 45,000 people die of gun-related injuries in the US every single year. Republicans & their voters actively enable & support policies to make this horrific fact a reality while the electeds accept money from the gun lobby & firearm groups & manufacturers.

They should send the National Guard to occupy Utah, it’s clearly super dangerous there! Crime is out of control, in broad daylight!

Charlie Kirk talking about mass shootings at the time he was shot is the sort of detail they make you take out of the story because it's too over the top

People with no spatial awareness on public transit piss me off. Yes, there is an entire crowd getting on this train behind you MOVE IN FROM THE DOOR!

But her emails. But she had a weird laugh and talked about coconuts.

We really were the last generation to grow up without *everything* being an ad.

Life lesson: don’t shake-dry a wet Yeti unless you want a ballistic missile flying around your kitchen 😅

One thing that’s annoying me: can people stop saying out loud they’re not fans of Gavin Newsome? WE KNOW. But we need to play this exactly like Republicans do. Republicans simply fall in line around their guy and stay lockstep regardless. We need to WIN, so we need to do that 1/

Kamala Harris would NEVER have commanded federal occupation of DC, would NEVER have commanded US troops to literally roll out the red carpet to welcome Vladimir Putin, and WOULD NEVER have let Putin *touch* the Presidential limo, let alone RIDE IN IT FOR ANY LENGTH OF TIME.

Once you understand that a driving principle of American politics is there is no such thing as a compassionate solution that's cheap enough or a cruel solution that's too expensive, a lot of things click into place.

For the next until-that-limo-is-junked-and-burned, American democracy and governance is completely compromised. Yall know he bugged it right? You can’t tell me with a straight face that Putin *didn’t* slip a bug in the US PRESIDENTIAL LIMO the moment this chance arose. Come on.

Gang of youths?! A wheelie?! I hope everyone survived this harrowing experience.

BALTIMORE MAYOR BRANDON SCOTT: “D.C.’s violent crime is at a 30 year low…. It’s notable every city Trump called out has a Black mayor - most are seeing HISTORIC LOWS in violent crime… he could learn a lot from instead of throwing things at us.”

NEW: Greystar, which manages nearly 950,000 apartments, has agreed to stop using “anti-competitive” algorithms to suggest rents. ProPublica previously showed how such software lets landlords set rents in a way that could result in cartel-like behavior. By @heathervogell.bsky.social

@theatlantic.com go fuck yourself, you should be ashamed to publish bootlicking drivel like this

That’s right.

The student newspaper. This fell. To the student. Newspaper.

WASH POST shows Republicans saying you can’t trust the CBO… after previously using the CBO to support their arguments 🤷🏼‍♂️

HAPPY 3 YEAR RENAISSANCE ANNIVERSARY

Sooooooo I got to do a thing the other day…

The good news: The "temporary" concourse at Dulles could be gone by 2045. Background on MWAA's plan: byerussell.substack.com/p/a-vision-f...

The overarching goal is reversing the 1960s in every way; civil rights, immigration, public media, and more.

Come along with me on a hardhat tour of the new Terminal 1 at JFK! www.instagram.com/reel/DMIfu0Q...

just looping back on this october 2024 warning and yep we have ticked through them all

"I don’t care how much you love working people. They can’t afford a house because all the rules in your state make it prohibitive to build. And zoning prevents multifamily structures because of NIMBY. I don’t want to know your ideology, because you can’t build anything. It does not matter."

How can nothing beat a jet 2 holiday when all I do is win

You need this in your life. My god🤌🏾

Cuomo: I am now running on affordability. Also Cuomo: there is no “real answer” on affordability.

A U.S. House resolution has been introduced that would call for the immediate release of the Epstein files. It has 35 Democratic co-sponsors. Not a single Republican.

SCOTUS 😒🤬

I should add that during the Biden administration, every nationwide injunction blocking White House policies was issued by a Republican-appointed judge. In contrast, the injunctions against the Trump administration have come from a bipartisan set of judges.