Cats: the Jellicle Ball getting canceled nobody fucking talk to me

So you're telling me the GOP has been keeping Mitch McConnell's head in a freezer, Walt Disney style, to maintain their senate majority just for Lindsey Graham to go and kick the bucket?

It does not take so long to mince fresh garlic to be using this nasty shit

New irrational fear has been unlocked

Really needed an ego boost and just so happens I ran into my insanely hot acquaintance who cruises me in the steam room this week, maybe god is real

Instagram ads are out of control

The secret about underwear is that any underwear looks good when you have the body of a model like I promise you gays we don't need to be spending $150 on the Instagram underwear

Lost another pair of shorts to my big fat juicy bubble butt, thank you for your service 🫡

The fact that their president is in power and they still feel the need to cover their faces should be very telling. They know that most of us hate people like them and that retribution is coming. We will win.

What the hell, sure

June 30th

Vanity Fair asks RuPaul to describe how he would like to die: “Quickly.” (www.vanityfair.com/story/rupaul...)

I hope all my friends describe me simply as a 'weird creature' when I die

One time I saw Kennedy Davenport at Roundup in Dallas. She wasn't even performing she was just standing there, but I was drunk and I love giving drag queens money so I gave her $20. This week she earned that $20 and then some.

gay guy music video night and i’m queueing this

Never forget those we lost at Pulse 10 years ago. #Pulse #Orlando #lgbtq #latinx

"Guy on the apps you talk to every 2-4 weeks but have never and will never meet up with" is a load bearing parasocial relationship for gay guys. In this essay I will

A story I love about Anthony Stewart Head. Thank you to this person for sharing it on Tumblr. What a mensch.

This is both a warning and a threat

I would pay a not insignificant amount of money to be allowed to rip one of the letters off myself

All he had to do was not cast HIMSELF as the lead in that movie and it would've been perfectly fine

Every summer I repost this article on how to spot drowning. Please read it and pass on. In the last few years I’ve had SIX messages from people who saved a kid’s life after clicking on the link from my feed. slate.com/technology/2...

Fuck this Dies Irae from Verdi's Requiem makes me wanna vogue. Should I?

Throwing ass in the club to the Washington Post March by John Philip Sousa

A cool thing about DC having the "best" metro system in the US is that when the temperature hits 90 degrees everything just stops working

It's actually so homophobic that the 3 days I have to work this week it's 90 and sunny and then as soon as my 5 day weekend starts it's going to drop to 55 and raining

We used to have slaves

"I out-Ciried Cirie" is the kind of worm brained grandstanding nonsense that makes me hate new era all-superfan casting like PLEASE bffr

"$1.776 billion" why is everything SO stupid now

Happy middle of May to those who celebrate! 💜

I cannot stress enough how much anyone who complains about the government spending money to give new parents free diapers should never know one single moment of peace

We need a grunge / alt rock / pop punk revival

There's poetry to the F2. It's elegant. You vote people out until it's impossible to do so. The F3 is barbarous and ugly and an affront to god.

🚨 NEW PHILLIPE BESSON IN TWO WEEKS 🚨

Ami not getting to be part of the Black Widow Brigade will never sit right with me 😭

Charli releasing a new song that's literally less than 2 minutes, what the fuck are we even doing anymore

happy star wars day to this tweet in particular

"Boy kibble" discourse pisses me off bc why are we writing news article about food that has existed for centuries. You're talking about kheema and pilau. You took perfectly good Indian food and gave it an eating disorder is what you did #cooking #food #foodsky 🍽️👨‍🍳🍜

The sound you just heard is every gay man on earth collectively gasping

Last concert at my old job done ✅ now onto bigger and better things

I think it's also important to remember that Trump absolutely despises DC because of how much the people who live here hate him and he probably gets a sick pleasure and feeling of domination over us by tearing down our landmarks just to rebuild them in his image

If you like what happened in Virginia, you’re gonna love DC statehood

ZOHRAN MAMDANI: "It is sad that for too many Americans when they want to look for ambition in the Democratic Party, they have to turn to a history book."

It’s inaccurate to say Mario is brave and Luigi is cowardly Luigi is afraid of death, so he runs away from danger. Mario is afraid of living, so he runs towards death. Both brothers are cowards in their own way

He can't keep getting away with this

Wor$t Girl in America, This Music May Contain Hope, The Pitt, Octet movie adaptation... huge time to be a 30 something chronically depressed millennial

He's so romantic

We need to return to 2010s era toxic positive radical self love girlie pop anthems. Where is Hailee Steinfeld. All the divas have a lexapro prescription these days

I'm seated. The theater employees are scared and asking me to leave because "there's no release date yet" but I'm simply too seated