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I'm fully in my reply guy era on bluesky idc, if you're hot/smart/funny/interesting I want to be friends and I will make that known
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Rebecca Solnit
4 days ago
This thread is the we are going to win thread, is the kids are alright thread, is the STOP ICE thread, is the civil society rising thread; read it through.
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Ken Jennings
4 days ago
I miss when you could post Brave Norman Rockwell Townsperson and the caption could be, like, “R.E.M was wrong to leave ‘Fretless’ off of Out of Time” instead of “The secret police should stop murdering people.”
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John Rogers
4 days ago
American culture of the 1840’s would have been *very fucking surprised* to see the Irish considered as co-founders. Elon’s an ahistorical dipshit, but its always worth saying some stuff out loud: if you‘re a fellow Irish-American and you aren’t 100% pro-immigrant, you’re a fucking embarassment.
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Valentines Day dinner: duck breast au poivre, roasted broccoli, and risotto And since I'm single, I made 2 servings and ate both 😁
#food
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5 days ago
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Kevin M. Kruse
5 days ago
It really is amazing how much of political punditry, *especially* elite outfits in NYC and Washington, still embrace this bizarre idea that rural spaces represent the "Real America" while metropolitan areas, where most (presumably real) Americans actually live, should be held in contempt.
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5-4 Podcast
6 days ago
Happy anniversary everybody
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I'm simply obsessed with this chef weight I found at my local kitchen supply store today. It's shaped like a pig!
7 days ago
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I'm sorry this is going to sound elitist and anti-democratic but I genuinely don't know how we fix this country when every election is decided by people that are this dumb
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7 days ago
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Feeling very drawn to the mid 2000s pop punk/warped tour playlists of my emo teen years lately. That probably doesn't mean anything though right?
8 days ago
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When someone asks me about my last relationship:
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8 days ago
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Sorry for the repetitive thirst trap but I'm just really happy with the way my arms look lately !!
9 days ago
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I will not be drafting posts on bluesky dot com I will continue screaming into the void because I'm a real poster
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10 days ago
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Do you... do you know anything about Green Day and specifically about American Idiot as an album?
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11 days ago
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Sometimes all you need is to get just a little bit drunk, go to a drag show, dance shirtless, and perhaps kiss a man
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Ben (he/him)
12 days ago
Who up and whore-knee
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That fucking groundhog will pay for this.
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12 days ago
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The lamp from a Christmas Story if it slayed
12 days ago
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Excuse your mouth??
12 days ago
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Extremely funny to me that in the new Ryan Murphy show Ben Platt gets yassified into Isaac Powell, I wish that would happen in real life
13 days ago
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I love when really hot people are forced to do really bad photo shoots. It's important to keep them humble
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14 days ago
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Apologies to the man I marry but our first dance will be to a down tempo, acoustic version of Everytime We Touch by Cascada
14 days ago
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The douchey older brother in the Goonies
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Taniel
15 days ago
NEW: Abigail Spanberger this afternoon ordered that all state agencies leave ICE's 287(g) program. This means that the state police (and some other agencies) will no longer be empowered to detain and arrest people for ICE. Big, big move by the governor within weeks of coming into office.
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Virginia’s New Governor Ends ICE Program. Local Contracts Remain, For Now. - Bolts
Abigail Spanberger left the 287(g) program, which empowered state law enforcement to detain immigrants. Will Democrats also bar local police and sheriffs from the program?
https://boltsmag.org/virginia-spanberger-quits-ice-program-287g/
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Pop Crave
15 days ago
Pedro Pascal officially replaces Joaquin Phoenix in Todd Haynes’ new gay romance movie ‘De Noche,’ Variety reports. He stars opposite Danny Ramirez.
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Pop Crave
17 days ago
A year ago today, Lady Gaga released “Abracadabra.”
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Surviving the cold by making bolognese 👨🍳🍜🍽️
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18 days ago
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Don't ask me to explain but all the things she said and untouched by the Veronica's are sister songs
18 days ago
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Sidhant 🥐
19 days ago
My neck, my back, my pussy, and my crack. Long ago the four nations lived in harmony. Then, everything changed when my pussy attacked
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Didn't quite hit my goal for the month but I matched my number of workouts from December so I'll take it 😤
19 days ago
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nicky b
20 days ago
One of my favorite things to do is start cooking dinner at 10:48 pm
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Sisyphus, for all eternity:
20 days ago
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Sorry Dorinda but you'll never be her
#theTraitors
20 days ago
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I also remember when yall were treating Danielle Reyes like the fucking devil for going against the other traitors but Rob is a king when he does it... ok
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21 days ago
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peter.
21 days ago
these people are all hotter
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Oh like of course he stole Natalie's card at the fucking dagger game and not any of the 4 straight dude bros
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21 days ago
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Sorry but idgaf how hot he is I am not on the Rob Rausch train for the Traitors. Because why does that man work so hard to protect the demented misogynist stalker Colton Underwood. Y'all will let a hot man get away with anything and I'm not here for it
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21 days ago
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A hater until the very end she's my idol
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22 days ago
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America in the 2004 general election:
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23 days ago
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23 days ago
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Through gritted teeth: "yeah, 143 is a no skip album"
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24 days ago
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"Good enough" is certainly not what anyone should want when it comes to AIRPLANE SAFETY
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24 days ago
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Staying warm with a homemade cioppino today 👨🍳🍜🍽️
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25 days ago
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Pre-blizzard arm pump before I can't walk to the gym for 3-5 days
26 days ago
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Either shut down the government or shut the fuck up
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26 days ago
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Girl what
27 days ago
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@hakeem-jeffries.bsky.social
you are an ineffectual coward and completely unprepared to meet this moment. If you had done YOUR JOB and whipped your caucus, this would've failed. Resign you useless motherfucker, let somebody who WANTS TO FIGHT do this job
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28 days ago
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Have fun being primaried you feckless waste of space
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28 days ago
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Why are people surprised that the Wicked movie with the worse plot and worse songs didn't get any Oscar noms 😭 that said Ariana WAS robbed of a supporting actress nom
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