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Your last saved meme is your moral philosophy Of course it’s a D&D meme

‘Hytale’ is back in development 🎮 • Project was canceled by Riot Games earlier this year • OG creators just bought the rights back • They’ve rehired 30 devs and are committing 10 years of funding • Development started in 2015 • Early Access will be announced in a few days

game awards 2016: we signed a sponsorship deal with schick, here is a bit razor mascot man. he's buff for some reason game awards 2025: we signed a sponsorship deal with a company that knowingly sells ad time to the government agency that kidnaps immigrants

Something Metroid Prime 4 related that's not about you-know-who... The build I recently played had lots of helper text on-screen. You can turn off tutorials, which is nice, because I found that the info Samus got from scanning provided sufficient guidance Couple of examples: 1st, with tutorial on

I can understand asking for nuance in these discussions, but deliberately muddying the water by bringing up automation tools that people understand are not generative AI and asking for a middle ground is disingenuous. The nuanced position is that people are roundly rejecting the tech, respect that.

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2XKO is one of those situations where a fighting game does everything mostly right, but still has a hard time breaking out simply due to the IP.

I guess when you work in waist high water infested with leaping spiders you develop more solidarity.

new shirt idea tell me what you think

First day at SDN

I played the Metroid Prime 4 demo and it’s worrying. Samus has a cold and frequently sneezes all over the inside of her helmet. There’s no way to clean it so you have to wait for the snot to drip off the glass. I hope she isn’t sick for the whole game.

Do I have it correct that they play DJ Khaled’s “All I Do Is Win” during the new Squid Game reality TV promo commercial

Dad Joke content - you’re welcome 😎

just saw the worst gaming ad ive ever seen

crossposting another one of my classics

Charles said we could draw Lauren however we want...

i can't help but picture the dog as rick in my mind (thank you for this, it perfectly encapsulates air riders for me)

Why does this song have a karaoke version on YT? (w/ @junesekai.bsky.social)

I kinda wanna know how I would look as a horse y'all.

not the main point but it should be illegal to interview someone more than 3 times for the same position

PSA to the younger (hopefully still 18 at minimum) furries: some people are really hot on the surface but have no personality besides being hot and these people are not worth as much time as your dick tells you they are

People here will see depictions of a shirtless man or a woman in a bikini and think it's fine. But once that person is plus-size, they are immediately labeled as soft core porn or fetish content. . . 😕

It would have taken former xDefiant executive producer Mark Rubin less time to read the story than it did to write this long but inaccurate tweet. As the actual story says, the team that would go on to make Dispatch worked on Splinter Cell in 2017, two years before Rubin even joined Ubisoft.

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steam is apparently allowing "this game had AI in it that it didn't disclose" as a valid return statement, so if you or anyone you know actually paid $70 for slop, get that money back

‘No One Lives Forever’ Turns 25 & You Still Can’t Buy It Legitimately One of my favorite things in all of professional sports is the unofficial holiday referred to as "Bobby Bonilla Day." The short version of it is that Bonilla played for the New York Mets decades ago and eventually bought out his…

"one day, when it's safe, when there's no personal downside to calling a thing what it is, when it's too late to hold anyone accountable, everyone will have always been against this"

trans women will literally just show up to a function like this

I really think “Your choices matter” is a false god in video games. What we want is to follow a pretty railroaded narrative with enough small differences to make it FEEL like we affected it. A magic trick

I'm having such a horrible, awful day at work that literally the only thing keeping me from crumbling is the thought that we might someday, as a community, get to come together and see a photo of Donald Trump sucking Bill Clinton's dick. The photo is out there, and that's keeping me going right now.

This is how I feel whenever people give me shit for watching English dubs.

Some of my friends at this mini-game, I swear.

Been laughing at this for about 10 minutes.

i never read these. same narrative has been with other games at launch like fusion, metroid prime, prime 3, other m, even dread to some extend - that they aren't metroid enough or at all (tho tbf i do not like other m). gonna play it myself 👌

I honestly don't care about this nearly as much as others do. My issue is that there's going to be a lot of people using this to build up their strawman argument that "X" is ruining video games, and I just don't have the strength for it.

i wrote an article recently about how powerful silence is in super metroid and i am thinking about it today for i guess no reason www.avclub.com/super-metroi...

In a very funny way, Valve is doing the "this is an Xbox" things better than Microsoft is at this point.

Apparently Oswalt has been banned for this. Not debating the virtues of this policy right now - just noting that Bluesky admins seem to be establishing a hard policy of banning people for death threats, whether folks think of those posts as jokes or not. Just important to be aware of as you post.

Why will this Steam machine be different? For starters, last time they were trying to get game devs to make linux games with limited success. Now they have proton and it works **very** well and the Decks success has companies testing with proton SteamOS also is a lot easier to use now #gaming

I made a joke in my main Discord server about DOOM E1M1 being in a major key and @abigbagofkeys.sickonedude.com actually made it. Jesus fucking Christ listen to this hahahaha

Again, to every videogame writer who wrote funny emails to read in an immersive sim/etc. where I rolled my eyes and said out loud, "lol like anyone would ever email something this on the nose", again, sorry, I was wrong, life sucks, you nailed it