They should make onions free

The antidote to fascism is communism by the way

I like books that shatter me mentally and emotionally for 2-3 business days leaving me with traumatic flashbacks every time I think of them.

My tummy is trying to murder me for the crime of working an overnight shift.

Spending time with my weekend Dad as an adult is wild because every once in a while he hits me with a “I had no idea what was going on in your day to day life as a child” comment.

Every cowboy needs a rat Needs a rat Needs a rat And a pair of fancy rats Fancy rats Fancy rats

Social Work academia is basically just listening to people who have never been poor in their whole lives, lecture for three hours about how hunger is bad actually.

For whatever reason, my brain thought that Spaceballs and Starship Troopers were the same movie? Anyways, I was disappointed when the movie with John Candy as Barf was not a scathing satire of/commentary on fascism.

god i hope people dont start applying for ICE jobs solely to cause huge logistical problems for them from the inside. that would be really bad if that happened

As someone that often drops/loses items (ADHD), I would like to thank all the people that have just left the things I dropped where they were. They have saved me from having to lose my honour by constantly having to constantly pick up lost and found items.

Canada has never stopped doing colonialism, so it makes it sense that they are pals with the other colonizers

Today in minor grievances: The packaging design for these tampons from U by Kotex. The box is a mix pack of regular (r) and super (s) absorbency. In nearly all other brands, each type has a set colour for easy grabbing. But with U, you have to pull randomly until you find the right one.

This lives rent free in my head

Thought this was the funniest thing while I was stoned. I continue to think this is the funniest thing.

Got to bring my wife to her very first Trans march yesterday. Look how hot and beautiful she is 🥰 @sephierose.bsky.social

I would appreciate if things would stop happening, please and thank you.

happy father’s day to Buffy’s real father

Bad things make me feel bad about things

I have been playing Hello Kitty Island Adventure daily for the last month and all I can say is fuck Wish Me Mell. I give her everything, and she barely even acknowledges my effort!

Jesus might be risen today, but I am not. I have simply moved from my regular bed to my pull out couch bed.

(caveman voice) chat. is this wheel.

Mario your class will only be free when you eliminate the monarchists around you. All of them.

I am a proponent of the 4 day work week because I feel that the ideal weekend should include: - A day to rot - A day to see friends/do fun things - A day to do chores and house stuff

"Ah you wrote a critique, but failed to consider me, a very well person who based my entire identity around liking the thing you have critiqued. Now it is time to die!"

One of the main slogans for the current fever-pitch Canadian nationalism is “elbows up”. I do not know what that means and at this point I’m embarrassed to ask. Does it have something to do with hockey? Is it in reference to not resting your elbows on the kitchen table?

I feel like the only thing I post on here is that my tummy hurts… But unfortunately my tummy is once again hurting

the first time you play Katamari Damacy is a little like the first time you stick your arm out the window of a moving car and feel the wind on your fingers

A night at the #fruitsaladhamont Mid-Winter Ball with @sephierose.bsky.social! Queer parties heal the soul

Crying in the work mental wellness room because work ruined my mental wellness

Thinking about my perfectly fitting jean jacket that I forgot at a hotel in Japan. I hope it fits whoever has it now just as perfectly.

we've introduced spray bottles for misbehaving kittens and the only thing that's changed is that now my cat is constantly soaked while he's committing crimes

New Boot Goofin’ (until I changed into slippers bc they’re not broken in and were hurting my feetsies) #solovair

Me: *Playing Pikmin* What a chill game where I get to explore with cute little guys Also me playing Pikmin: *completely destroying local ecosystems, killing every living creature I cross paths with*

First year being the out gay cousin at family Xmas gatherings 🎉🏳️‍🌈

I am one book away from reaching my reading goal for the year and I’m running out of time. Despite this, I have now started reading 3 different books this month and then abandoned them all from lack of interest. ADHD is so frustrating sometimes

Saw a gastroenterologist today and he asked me why I was burping a lot?… Like my dude, that’s what I’m here to figure out

A modest proposal: Abolish Microsoft Teams

Fuck me and my dissociative chungus life

Today at First Aid/CPR training two separate Baby CPR mannequins had their head fall off in my care… This does not bode well for my re-certification 😬

The amount of mental dissonance from being full of existential dread and then having to go to work and pretend everything is fine is slowly driving me mad

The scariest part of Psycho is when she starts the shower while standing fully naked under the water without testing the temperature first.

Can we please banish cologne and perfume in food premises. I want to smell my borger, not cologne stank

Trapped in an endless cycle of tummy hurting because I haven’t eaten and tummy hurting because I have eaten.