] exclusively ch1 kris is really funny They have no fucking idea who queen is

* No This Is All Mine You Can't Have It

* Berdly * I Only Play Mobile Games

Not Bad You Foolish Children But Even If You Deplete The Health Points (Of My: Chair) I Can Simply Make Another Barrier Using: My Drink Bottoms Up Wait A Second Hey Chat Does Anyone Know What Happened To That Stuff

* It Means Tity

* Hello Everyone I Have Some News Updates * You See * This “Roller”, “Coaster” * It's Not Actually * “Finished”, Yet

Sigh I Miss My Huge Beautiful Mansion Full Of People Who Had No Choice But To Adhere To My Every Whim Now I Am Nothing More Than A Lowly Citizen (Who Is Beautiful And Regal And Everyone Loves Me)

Stupid Lightners I Am Fucking Balling

Stupid Lightners I Am Fucking Balling

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Sophisticated "Gayfemboy" Malware Is Attacking Multiple Industries Around The Globe

* Well Then I Suppose It Is Time For You All To Exit * Running Program... Tender Goodbye.EXE * I Will Miss Each Of You * Noelle, Your Un-needed Honesty * Susie, Your Foolish Bravery * Kris, Your Chill Vibes * ... * B...Burghley?

* * Kris Susie How Do You Like My New: * * Room * * Do You Want A Sip

I'm Computer

[ In the cadence of "oh my god they were roommates" ] Oh My God They Took Turns

Noelle Sweetie Darling I Would Never Let You Be Boiled

monogamy

motherfuckers out here named Monopoly, sheesh

Lmfao

OK Wow Yes We All Love The New Laptop Darkner Soooo Cool Yes Recency Bias Comes For Us All Eventually That Does Not Mean He Is Cooler Than Me

My Bad Chat Did I Miss Anything

// what just happened

*Smells like a gay person.

You are a foul creature undeserving of the Angel’s love .

I’m afraid you are mistaken . I was “boy swatch” at that time .

He's Gay As Fuuuuuuuuck

I'm King Now Actually Ahhh You Gay

Yaayyyy

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Can't We Be In Yuris With Each Other #MyBisexuality

Who The Fuck Is That

Sighhh I Miss Playing With Annie [ Why is she saying it like they're two eight year olds who play together at recess ]

He Can't Even Control Minds What The Hell Is Wrong With You

BERDLY: Kris, feel free to admire our artisanship. Queen and I have PLANs to consider. QUEEN: Haha Yes Oooh So Good Looking Forward To That MMmmm Yum Yum Yum Yum Yum Let's Go Burghley Keep Going I Am Right Behind You Procedurally Lowering The Volume Of My Voice

Sacrifice Him

* Oh * Lmao * You're Here * Sorry Kris While I've Been Looking For Noelle * I've Had Like 4 Of These All-Ages Appropriate * Glasses Of Pure Battery Acid

* Let's Go Burghley * Keep Going I Am Right Behind You * Procedurally Lowering The Volume Of My Voice * Sorry Kris I Must Alt Tab Out Of Here * Wow Cool Face

* Very Cool Statues * I Did Not Know You Had... Nipples

* Stop Everything * Kris Get The Banana

] i like to think this is the catalyst that finally set off the beginning of his crashout

BERDLY: Kris, feel free to admire our artisanship. Queen and I have PLANs to consider. QUEEN: Haha Yes Oooh So Good Looking Forward To That MMmmm Yum Yum Yum Yum Yum Let's Go Burghley Keep Going I Am Right Behind You Procedurally Lowering The Volume Of My Voice

[ If they swapped places she deadass wouldn't even notice ]

] queen and spamton

last time i went near cheese i almost got taken by animal control because they thought i was a big albino maus

He Is Like A Weird Rat Thing

[ Imagining Spamton ] Real As Hell

] i think it's funny when i see art of big shot spamton having to re-dye his hair because does that mean current spamton also has to do that . is he in the dumpster with a box of black hair dye lamenting his terrible life and re-dyeing his hair

*reluctantly throwing it back with tears in his eyes*